I wish I was part of a conspiracy theory.

Done

You are now hunted by the FBI on multiple tips they received for you trying to turn Washington D.C. into a replica of the Fallout 3 map.

I wish to own a Mint.

At 8/19/13 09:47 AM, Basamune wrote: I wish to own a Mint.

Granted, you soon realize it is old and moldy.

I wish for candy

At 8/19/13 09:52 AM, HolidayJester wrote:
I wish for candy

Granted, pictured below is Candy. She's the oldest stripper this side of the Mississippi.

I wish I had a bottle of the tastiest, crispiest water to drink that is in my hand, legally mine, untainted, and perfect, which will ensure the tastiest drink of water I will ever have in my life.

At 8/19/13 09:52 AM, HolidayJester wrote:

At 8/19/13 09:47 AM, Basamune wrote: I wish to own a Mint.

Granted, you soon realize it is old and moldy.

I wish for candy

Piss

At 8/19/13 10:13 AM, Phobotech wrote:
Granted, pictured below is Candy. She's the oldest stripper this side of the Mississippi.

Yep.

At 8/19/13 10:13 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I had a bottle of the tastiest, crispiest water to drink that is in my hand, legally mine, untainted, and perfect, which will ensure the tastiest drink of water I will ever have in my life.

Granted, enjoy 1 drop of it.

I wish for a jet-pack that cannot malfunction.

At 8/19/13 10:21 AM, HolidayJester wrote:
I wish for a jet-pack that cannot malfunction.

Granted. Everything works fine, but it is inherently unstable. It also demands jet fuel...do you know where to buy jet fuel? I mean...fuck.

I wish I grew the most majestic beard in all of the land. A beard so mighty that women swoon, and men will croon upon the moon at the glorious sight of my beardly beard, and we all will laugh and play.

At 8/19/13 10:41 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I grew the most majestic beard in all of the land. A beard so mighty that women swoon, and men will croon upon the moon at the glorious sight of my beardly beard, and we all will laugh and play.

Granted, your beard is made of pubic hairs.

I wish for world peace.

I wish for world peace.

granted but the world is not our own

At 8/19/13 11:15 AM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote: granted but the world is not our own

Dammit you didn't wish.

I wish I had the powers of spiderman.

At 8/19/13 11:25 AM, HolidayJester wrote:
I wish I had the powers of spiderman.

Granted, but now Venom and Carnage are after you, soon they will tare you apart.

Also, when talking you never stop to take a breath, like the show

I wish I could unsee your user icon

At 8/19/13 11:28 AM, DrClay wrote: I wish I could unsee your user icon

Granted, but now you will never forget how it looks like.

I wish for bitches.

At 8/19/13 11:30 AM, HolidayJester wrote:

At 8/19/13 11:28 AM, DrClay wrote: I wish I could unsee your user icon

Granted, but now you will never forget how it looks like.

I wish for bitches.

Granted now you got 1,000 female dogs that are in heat.

At 8/19/13 11:41 AM, Mimilop wrote: Granted now you got 1,000 female dogs that are in heat.

Dammit you didn't wish.

I wish I wasn't forever alone.

At 8/19/13 11:43 AM, HolidayJester wrote: I wish I wasn't forever alone.

Granted, you now have over 100 people who never leave you alone. You can't even use the bathroom without someone watching.

I wish Futurama wasn't cancelled again.

At 8/19/13 12:05 PM, DrClay wrote: I wish Futurama wasn't cancelled again.

Granted, they can only afford to put up the same episode over and over again.

I wish the Simpsons was actually funny.

I wish the Simpsons was actually funny.

Granted, but they are then promptly canceled

I wish to meet kari from mythbusters

At 8/19/13 12:10 PM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote: I wish to meet kari from mythbusters

Granted, but you grow a boner and she runs away in fear.

I wish I could get any job at anytime.

At 8/19/13 12:14 PM, HolidayJester wrote: I wish I could get any job at anytime.

Granted, you could do any sex job at anytime. Because you do it for free. You die from a horrible misunderstood fetish....gone well.

I wish I could materalize fish out of no where at will.

At 8/19/13 12:21 PM, Tankdown wrote:
I wish I could materalize fish out of no where at will.

Granted, the fish now haunts your for the rest of your days.

I wish I could transform into anything at my free will.

At 8/19/13 12:41 PM, HolidayJester wrote:

At 8/19/13 12:21 PM, Tankdown wrote:
I wish I could materalize fish out of no where at will.

Granted, the fish now haunts your for the rest of your days.

I wish I could transform into anything at my free will.

Granted, you decide to transform into a cat and get run over by a car.

I wish for a car.

I wish for a car.

Granted,but its carjacked as soon as u get it

At 8/19/13 01:00 PM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote: Granted,but its carjacked as soon as u get it

Dammit you didn't wish.

I wish for cheesecake.

At 8/19/13 01:03 PM, HolidayJester wrote: I wish for cheesecake.

Granted, a cake made out of a very sinky cheese. Mice kill you for the cake.

I wish for a hot caring rich girlfriend. Who's not a lesbian.

At 8/19/13 01:43 PM, Tankdown wrote: I wish for a hot caring rich girlfriend. Who's not a lesbian.

Granted, but she has herpes.

I wish I could own a golden gym.

At 8/19/13 04:17 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish I was a time traveller.

Granted, you travel forward in time

I wish for mug of good tasting coffee that never needs refilling and it can be either hot or cold.

At 8/19/13 04:22 PM, Tankdown wrote: I wish for mug of good tasting coffee that never needs refilling and it can be either hot or cold.

Granted, the mug is smaller than a mouse.

I wish for a laser gun

At 8/19/13 04:26 PM, VinnyXY wrote:
I wish the BBS was more active.

Granted, everybody posts every second.

I wish I had a newgrounds tank.

I wish I had a newgrounds tank.

Granted but it has no treads

I wish to find a cool pic to put there

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At 8/19/13 05:41 PM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote:

I wish to find a cool pic to put there

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Granted, but one of the other bronies beat you to it.

I wish to fire one million bullets out of a minigun for free.