Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

At 7/26/13 12:09 PM, Scarface wrote:

At 7/26/13 12:05 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish Mimilop would get the fuck out this thread.

Granted. He leaves the thread, drives over to your house, slaps your face and kicks you in the balls. As you lay on the ground in pain, he dances around you while flipping you off going "nah nah, nah nah nah".

I wish I was happy.

Granted, but from now on you can only feel happy. You have no other emotions anymore. People eventually start getting creeped out by you and start ignoring you.

I wish for a new iPhone.

At 7/26/13 12:24 PM, DrClay wrote:

At 7/26/13 12:13 PM, VinnyXY wrote:
I wish for a new iPhone.

Granted, a new Iphone has been made.

See what I did there?

I wish for a pizza

Granted, but it tastes like shit.

I wish for a life.

At 7/26/13 09:56 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/26/13 09:35 AM, Mimilop wrote:

At 7/26/13 09:29 AM, Zehoan wrote:

At 7/26/13 09:26 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish there were more "good" BBS users.

Granted, but none of them are active.

I wish for a bigger dick.

Granted but you can never get an erection ever again.

Play by the rules or f**k off.

Taken from the OP's first post in this thread

Someone says a wish and you corrupt it!

Now where does it say that I have to make a wish after I corrupt it? It just says someone makes as wish and I corrupt it not everyone make a wish and someone corrupts it so please get your facts straight thank you.

granted but you lose it 5 seconds later.

At 7/26/13 12:52 PM, Mimilop wrote: Now where does it say that I have to make a wish after I corrupt it? It just says someone makes as wish and I corrupt it not everyone make a wish and someone corrupts it so please get your facts straight thank you.

ugh, you corrupt the wish of the poster above you, and make one of your own.

i wish i had some edible cheese that didn't give me any side effects.

At 7/26/13 12:54 PM, Gimmick wrote: granted but you lose it 5 seconds later.

At 7/26/13 12:52 PM, Mimilop wrote: Now where does it say that I have to make a wish after I corrupt it? It just says someone makes as wish and I corrupt it not everyone make a wish and someone corrupts it so please get your facts straight thank you.

ugh, you corrupt the wish of the poster above you, and make one of your own.

and I ask you again where did it say that in the original post? The OP makes the rules of this thread and his rule was "SOMEONE" makes a wish and the next person corrupts it not "Everyone" makes a wish and the next person corrupts it. Please stop making up rules that aren't the case.

i wish i had some edible cheese that didn't give me any side effects.

Granted but when you take the cheese it is a piece of the moon.

At 7/26/13 12:59 PM, Mimilop wrote:
Granted but when you take the cheese it is a piece of the moon.

Not granted.

I wish you would stop ruining this thread.

At 7/26/13 01:02 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/26/13 12:59 PM, Mimilop wrote:
Granted but when you take the cheese it is a piece of the moon.

Not granted.

I wish you would stop ruining this thread.

Granted but she goes and destroys the rest of the BBS.

Off topic though I read the OP and as much as you claim mimilop is ruining the thread she does have a point.

On topic

I wish all those stupid civil rights activists would stop adding more fuel to race fire just because they didn't like the verdict.

At 7/26/13 01:09 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
Off topic though I read the OP and as much as you claim mimilop is ruining the thread she does have a point.

On topic

I wish all those stupid civil rights activists would stop adding more fuel to race fire just because they didn't like the verdict.

"She does have a point"? I think she needs to take a look at what the other 1,600+ replies in this thread have been doing so far and maybe, just maybe she (or he) should consider getting with the program!

Anyways, back to the thread.

Granted, but now all the verdicts that follow will tend to be more biased and discriminatory, causing more hate and fire to stir.

I wish the temperature here would stay nice and cool.

At 7/26/13 01:24 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

I wish the temperature here would stay nice and cool.

Whenever it rains, it rains Miles Davis' sweat while cool jazz plays.

I wish animals can talk.

At 7/26/13 01:30 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 7/26/13 01:24 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

I wish the temperature here would stay nice and cool.

Whenever it rains, it rains Miles Davis' sweat while cool jazz plays.

I wish animals can talk.

granted but humans lose the ability to talk.

At 7/26/13 01:32 PM, Mimilop wrote:

At 7/26/13 01:30 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 7/26/13 01:24 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

I wish the temperature here would stay nice and cool.

Whenever it rains, it rains Miles Davis' sweat while cool jazz plays.

I wish animals can talk.

granted but humans lose the ability to talk.

I wish Mimilop would make a wish without anyone corrupting this wish!

At 7/26/13 01:32 PM, Mimilop wrote:

At 7/26/13 01:30 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 7/26/13 01:24 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

I wish the temperature here would stay nice and cool.

Whenever it rains, it rains Miles Davis' sweat while cool jazz plays.

I wish animals can talk.

granted but humans lose the ability to talk.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
MAKE
YOUR OWN
WISH

i wish for my cheese dammit

At 7/26/13 01:34 PM, Gimmick wrote: i wish for my cheese dammit

Granted, but it was cut.

I wish for world domination!

At 7/26/13 01:34 PM, Gimmick wrote:

At 7/26/13 01:32 PM, Mimilop wrote:

At 7/26/13 01:30 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 7/26/13 01:24 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

I wish the temperature here would stay nice and cool.

Whenever it rains, it rains Miles Davis' sweat while cool jazz plays.

I wish animals can talk.

granted but humans lose the ability to talk.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
MAKE
YOUR OWN
WISH

i wish for my cheese dammit

Granted, but the cheese is a lie.

I wish you didn't skip my wish, because if you grant my wish (without corrupting it) Mimilop might finally make a wish!

At 7/26/13 10:25 AM, Satan wrote: I wish that I could have telekinetic power.

Granted, but you suck at using it, and beat yourself to death with a fire extinguisher.

At 7/26/13 12:12 PM, Zehoan wrote: I wish for free money.

Granted, you get a penny for free.

At 7/26/13 01:36 PM, scoutthesoldier wrote: I wish for world domination!

Granted, you're a cruel dictator, everyone hates you and in the end you are overthrown.

At 7/26/13 01:37 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish you didn't skip my wish, because if you grant my wish (without corrupting it) Mimilop might finally make a wish!

See, I will grant your wish. Just look what comes of it.

At 7/26/13 01:34 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish Mimilop would make a wish without anyone corrupting this wish!

Granted, she wishes for you to die, and no one corrupts this wish, so you die.

I wish for less chaos in this thread.

At 7/26/13 02:00 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish for less chaos in this thread.

Granted. Now it's so boring we're all hanging ourselves.

I wish I had something to hang myself with.

At 7/26/13 02:00 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/26/13 10:25 AM, Satan wrote: I wish that I could have telekinetic power.

Granted, but you suck at using it, and beat yourself to death with a fire extinguisher.

At 7/26/13 12:12 PM, Zehoan wrote: I wish for free money.

Granted, you get a penny for free.

At 7/26/13 01:36 PM, scoutthesoldier wrote: I wish for world domination!

Granted, you're a cruel dictator, everyone hates you and in the end you are overthrown.

At 7/26/13 01:37 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish you didn't skip my wish, because if you grant my wish (without corrupting it) Mimilop might finally make a wish!

See, I will grant your wish. Just look what comes of it.

At 7/26/13 01:34 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish Mimilop would make a wish without anyone corrupting this wish!

Granted, she wishes for you to die, and no one corrupts this wish, so you die.

I wish for less chaos in this thread.

Granted, but all the other threads are now more chaotic than ever before. Hey, atleast this thread is now chaos-free.

I wish I had an effective way of relieving my stress somehow.

At 7/26/13 02:04 PM, brokenrecord6299 wrote: I wish I had something to hang myself with.

Granted, it's a rope made of weed and they arrest you for dealing drugs.

At 7/26/13 02:06 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish I had an effective way of relieving my stress somehow.

Granted, you destroy my record collection and I kill you for it.

I wish for a bigger record collection.

At 7/26/13 02:10 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish for a bigger record collection.

I give you mine, but they're all broken.

I wish I could meet the members of NOFX and that they think I'm awesome.

At 7/26/13 02:17 PM, brokenrecord6299 wrote:

At 7/26/13 02:10 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish for a bigger record collection.

I give you mine, but they're all broken.

I wish I could meet the members of NOFX and that they think I'm awesome.

Granted, you're invited to their funerals.

I wish my gravestone will say, "Ha! You losers, still on Earth! I LOL at you."

At 7/26/13 02:20 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/26/13 02:17 PM, brokenrecord6299 wrote:

At 7/26/13 02:10 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish for a bigger record collection.

I give you mine, but they're all broken.

I wish I could meet the members of NOFX and that they think I'm awesome.

Granted, you're invited to their funerals.

I wish my gravestone will say, "Ha! You losers, still on Earth! I LOL at you."

Granted, but when they die God will allow them to beat you up for eternity

I wish that i will win the lottery

At 7/26/13 02:26 PM, Orochi wrote:

I wish that i will win the lottery

Granted, the grand prize is an eternity of solitude in a padded cell.

At 7/26/13 02:29 PM, brokenrecord6299 wrote:

At 7/26/13 02:26 PM, Orochi wrote:

I wish that i will win the lottery

Granted, the grand prize is an eternity of solitude in a padded cell.

I wish you made a wish for me to corrupt.

At 7/26/13 02:31 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/26/13 02:29 PM, brokenrecord6299 wrote:

At 7/26/13 02:26 PM, Orochi wrote:

I wish that i will win the lottery

Granted, the grand prize is an eternity of solitude in a padded cell.

I wish you made a wish for me to corrupt.

Granted, I wish I wished for a wish that someone else corrupted.

I wish I had a cuddly fluffy bunny that loved me forever.

I really hope you know where I'm going with this.

At 7/26/13 02:49 PM, Zehoan wrote:

At 7/26/13 02:37 PM, brokenrecord6299 wrote:

I wish I had a cuddly fluffy bunny that loved me forever.

I really hope you know where I'm going with this.

Granted, but that means you are a furry..
I wish Vinny didn't SKIP MY FUCKING WISH

granted but in return I skip yours.

At 7/26/13 03:02 PM, Mimilop wrote:

At 7/26/13 02:49 PM, Zehoan wrote:

At 7/26/13 02:37 PM, brokenrecord6299 wrote:

I wish I had a cuddly fluffy bunny that loved me forever.

I really hope you know where I'm going with this.

Granted, but that means you are a furry..
I wish Vinny didn't SKIP MY FUCKING WISH

granted but in return I skip yours.

Ha ha ha, no. Make a wish or stop playing the game.

I wish I had my own fountain of youth.

At 7/26/13 04:00 PM, TehPoptartKid wrote:

Ha ha ha, no. Make a wish or stop playing the game.

Agreed. This is what we're here for. If you don't play you're just spamming. There are rules about spamming.

I wish I had my own fountain of youth.

Granted. After your first drink you revert back to before you asked for it and walk away completely oblivious to what it is

I wish for every month to be a lead up to halloween until the end of the month, always a weekend, which is halloween.

At 7/26/13 04:15 PM, stafffighter wrote:

I wish for every month to be a lead up to halloween until the end of the month, always a weekend, which is halloween.

Satan sees it as an opportunity to raid Earth for the Holy Wars, and a gremlin eats your head.

I wish I was The Grim Reaper.

At 7/26/13 04:49 PM, brokenrecord6299 wrote:

At 7/26/13 04:15 PM, stafffighter wrote:

I wish for every month to be a lead up to halloween until the end of the month, always a weekend, which is halloween.

Satan sees it as an opportunity to raid Earth for the Holy Wars, and a gremlin eats your head.

I wish I was The Grim Reaper.

K, but your existence will forever be tormented by Billy and Mandy.

I wish I had more time to make a wish.