Guys, my girlfriend recently told me that she's into defecation durning sex.
She told me that next time we'll have sex she wants me to take a dump on her chest, and fuck her when lying on her so the shit rubs all over her torso. But also mine.
If that wasn't horryfying enough, she also mentioned that she would like to try licking the shit off my dick.
I'm not sure if i want all of this. Newgrounds, what should I do?
In the off chance you are being serious....
Make money I guess. Internet Ads pay good money to watch people eat shit of each others bodies.
Break up with her or never have sex with her again.
Giving her address and phone number to goryblizzard is obviously the correct answer to your predicament OP.
At 4/16/11 04:07 PM, letiger wrote: Break up with her.
This.
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At 4/16/11 04:04 PM, Makakaov wrote: I'm not sure if i want all of this. Newgrounds, what should I do?
Get the shit out her range and the end this shitty relationship would me my suggestion for you.
Ask if you can video tape it. People will pay big money to watch this.
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Give that bitch to Gory he'll know what to do :-)
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At 4/16/11 04:08 PM, Asandir wrote:At 4/16/11 04:04 PM, Makakaov wrote: I'm not sure if i want all of this. Newgrounds, what should I do?Get the shit out her range and the end this shitty relationship would me my suggestion for you.
Yea, shitty is a very good word to describe it...
Release your inner crazy.
Dude your girlfriend must be some kinda nasty freak to think up crazy shit like that....
That's friggin disgusting, I'd definitely break up with her
I don't get what Gory has to do with this.
At 4/16/11 04:07 PM, Dean wrote: PM Gory asking him for advice.
Hahahahaha! Made my day !!!
At 4/16/11 04:15 PM, letiger wrote: I don't get what Gory has to do with this.
He is into shit too, check his userpage.
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At 4/16/11 04:14 PM, ChampionAnwar wrote: Ask yourself, is she really the one?
Yea, that's the problem. She's beautiful, even without all those makeups and shit, has a greatly soft and pale skin - how i like, wonderful eyes, hair... even personality! If I dump her it will take years to find another person like that She's not perfect of course, she has a lot of hair, and she's cross-eyed, and now I head about this shit fetish...
I don't know man... I just don't know...
I wish I had been awake when this thread was posted.
Please tell me this girl lives in or near NY because she sounds like my dream girl.
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At 4/16/11 04:19 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: I wish I had been awake when this thread was posted.
Please tell me this girl lives in or near NY because she sounds like my dream girl.
If she's your dream girl then you should go to her.
At 4/16/11 04:19 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: I wish I had been awake when this thread was posted.
Please tell me this girl lives in or near NY because she sounds like my dream girl.
Unfortunately mate, she's from Eastern Europe.
At 4/16/11 04:17 PM, Makakaov wrote: I don't know man... I just don't know...
Seriously, if you love her, there is surely a way that you can tell her that you are not comfortable with these things and if she really loves you too then she will accept it, if not there is not much you can do, I guess...
At 4/16/11 04:22 PM, Makakaov wrote: Unfortunately mate, she's from Eastern Europe.
Does she have Skype so she can take a dump on cam for me?
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Well you could either roll with it if you really like her or just break up with her. There isn't much of a point in staying with someone if you aren't going to enjoy being with them.
At 4/16/11 04:17 PM, Makakaov wrote:At 4/16/11 04:14 PM, ChampionAnwar wrote: Ask yourself, is she really the one?Yea, that's the problem. She's beautiful, even without all those makeups and shit, has a greatly soft and pale skin - how i like, wonderful eyes, hair... even personality! If I dump her it will take years to find another person like that She's not perfect of course, she has a lot of hair, and she's cross-eyed, and now I head about this shit fetish...
I don't know man... I just don't know...
Try and express that ypu're against it, I mean sex wouldn't be enjoyable if you didn't enjoy what was going on. Though a relationship doesn't need to revolve around sex, you could try something different that doesn't involve taking a dump and stuff.
All the best man!
It's not like she's asking to take a dump on YOUR chest. I don't see the problem.
At 4/16/11 04:39 PM, backup wrote: It's not like she's asking to take a dump on YOUR chest. I don't see the problem.
Hahaha! Also made my day!
Fuck her shit and completely ignore her. That might set her straight.
Are you trying to make an remake of '2 girls 1 cup' ?
I've been staring at this thread for a good 5 minutes now and I stil can't come up with anything to say.
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
