What will you do?

I will give all the fucking stupid students of my school a nice golden rain in the morning.

I go to sleep because I am really sleepy. I'll fuck with this flying thing in the morning.

Goodnight.

I will fly high into the sky, letting the winds hit my face, enjoy the br-- OH SHIT THAT'S AN AIRPLANE AAAGGHHH

i'd fuck birds mid flight

kick people in the face.

Bomb the Russians, fly into the sun.

grab my piece of shit sister and fly her to the middle of the atlantic ocean and if not die by drouwning than by a shark that eats her limb to mother fucking limb

At 2/8/11 02:46 AM, SimpleGropaga wrote: Bomb the Russians, fly into the sun.

Okay, you WONT get the ability to fly, you'll get the ability to dig your way straight to hell.

At 2/8/11 02:53 AM, Cootie wrote: Shit on unsuspecting pedestrians, pigeon style.

You should shit on birds instead of fellow citizens.

Id race with some jets, and if I was invincible (as well) id bust through buildings.

I would stop caring about work/family/life and just fly everywhere. I don't think I would care about shelter/food either, I think I'd just be screaming "HOLY SHITBALLS I CAN FUCKING FLY!"

I'd fly above reality.

I would fly so high up that I pass out, fall and die.

I would just be in tears of sheer joy as I fly around the sky. I would watch the ground below me as I soared like a hawk. Watching the cars and people go by me. Get higher as the people turn any size and impressive buildings become mere blocks for me to look at. I would soar near the cloud getting soaked if need by and just laugh with the joy of flight.

Then I would go to Beechy Head and jump off the cliff, enjoying the free fall until I fly up avoiding the crash.

TRAVEL

At 2/8/11 04:10 AM, Gagsy wrote: I would just be in tears of sheer joy as I fly around the sky. I would watch the ground below me as I soared like a hawk. Watching the cars and people go by me. Get higher as the people turn any size and impressive buildings become mere blocks for me to look at. I would soar near the cloud getting soaked if need by and just laugh with the joy of flight.

Then I would go to Beechy Head and jump off the cliff, enjoying the free fall until I fly up avoiding the crash.

TRAVEL

Damn you Gagsy, if your post wasn't so dreamy, I would've continued with my "sorry, you're too obese to fly" response.
But damnit, I can't put myself to it now.

You win this one.

At 2/8/11 04:13 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: I would definately have to buy a superman costume. That goes without saying.

right? right.

I totes had one at my previous job. If I could fly, I'd get that costume back.

At 2/8/11 04:12 AM, Falonefal wrote: Damn you Gagsy, if your post wasn't so dreamy, I would've continued with my "sorry, you're too obese to fly" response.
But damnit, I can't put myself to it now.

You win this one.

Jesus, get off my dick.

I'm fat we all know it. Should I tattoo it to my ass or something? If you want to put me down or upset me you'll need to try harder than that, otherwise it just makes you sound like a twat, because I don't even know you.

It depends is it just me or everyone?
If everyone I'll just fly around a bit you know not bother with transport etc anymore.

If its just me I'll fly around people saying things like "Oh look what a shame you can't fly? Oh gee thats terrible if only you could fly oh dear" Then I would go and make millions by staring in stuff and go and fight crime, or cause crime I don't know really.

At 2/8/11 04:27 AM, Gagsy wrote: Jesus, get off my dick.

But it's so damn big. I mean, fat.

Tattoo THAT on your ass, and you're welcome.

At 2/8/11 04:27 AM, Gagsy wrote:

Jesus, get off my dick.

Can a clitoris be so fat that it looks like a dick?

Shit man.

At 2/8/11 04:37 AM, Falonefal wrote: Can a clitoris be so fat that it looks like a dick?

Shit man.

Obviously.

At 2/8/11 04:42 AM, doberman7 wrote:

At 2/8/11 04:34 AM, doberman7 wrote: Rob banks and shit.

Rape old ladies as well.

Dob you MUST watch this video.

Your little flying idea reminded me of this hilarious news story. By careful.

At 2/8/11 04:44 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 2/8/11 04:37 AM, Falonefal wrote: Can a clitoris be so fat that it looks like a dick?

Shit man.

Obviously.

Oh okay don't acknowledge my post I see how it is.

Shit on things, of course.

I would fly way, way up in the air

and then shit myself because holy fuck the ground is so fucking far away

Well, I'd fly over the pacific and finally fly into an airplane.
I have no idea why.

I would go every night and take a nice flight above downtown.

Don't let this get around too much, but I already have the ability to fly. Unfortunately my powers are limited. It costs me a couple hundred dollars a pop (less if I'm not flying far) and I'm limited n the number of places I can start flying from and stop.

Also, I can't carry tweezers with me when I fly for some reason.

One thing I forgot to mention, I would have to fly onto the highway to the danger zone....

The sheer tought of reaching high altitude would have me staying to the ground and wasting that talent.