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Shit on things, of course.

I would fly way, way up in the air

and then shit myself because holy fuck the ground is so fucking far away

Well, I'd fly over the pacific and finally fly into an airplane.
I have no idea why.

I would go every night and take a nice flight above downtown.

Don't let this get around too much, but I already have the ability to fly. Unfortunately my powers are limited. It costs me a couple hundred dollars a pop (less if I'm not flying far) and I'm limited n the number of places I can start flying from and stop.

Also, I can't carry tweezers with me when I fly for some reason.

One thing I forgot to mention, I would have to fly onto the highway to the danger zone....

The sheer tought of reaching high altitude would have me staying to the ground and wasting that talent.

I'd fly like 7 feet of the ground or use it for my gym classes.

Fly places.

duh

At 2/8/11 05:03 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: No! You're not thinking this through. If you could fly, you could make enough money legally to be able to fuck any old lady you wanted.

But rape is my specialty.

This is why you don't have the gift.

Good, because I want to be indestructible.

Well, I'd never go to school again, and I'm sure people wouldn't mind donating to the one and only flying man.

But I'd wear a bulletproof vest to fight off those guys who like ruining fun. Clowns and the like./

Fly everywhere, obviously.

I fly to the top of the highest building, run off and right before I hit the ground I start flying.
Earn money that way, do stunts for people who have nothing better to do than watch.

At 2/8/11 06:44 AM, sanjeev98 wrote: Well, I'd fly over the pacific and finally fly into an airplane.
I have no idea why.

I agree with this.

Shit on people.

Will I get giant kickass wings of pure doom and destruction? If so I'd spend more time causing trouble with my new enormous limbs of fiery doom!

Um, fly?

would i have wings?

if i'm flying, i gotta have the big archangel wings.

i'd fly to all my destinations and be back in time to go to work.

YAY!

I thought I had the ability to fly already.

Well it's a bit late now, but I might fly around the local area for shits and the giggles.

i would poor gas and set fir to justin biebers hair.

I won't have to walk.

At 2/8/11 04:09 PM, PikaRobo wrote: I won't have to walk.

I reckon flying would require more muscles than walking.