I convinced my girlfriend to do this thread with me. lol.
Having trouble with girls? A general question for/about girls? Any questions regarding anything she'll give you her best advice possible.
Who's first?
And just so you know it's my girlfriend most of them will be answered like this:
I want to see her boobies.
That is my problem.
That's a pretty full rack if I don't say so myself.
At 1/2/11 05:33 PM, Struggle wrote:And just so you know it's my girlfriend most of them will be answered like this:
That's not your girlfriend. I can tell by the way she is looking at me.
"To know what a paradox is, you musn't understand this sentence"
I have a ton of laundry and cleaning to do and no time for courtship, how do I go about getting a girlfriend so I can have clean clothes and a warm meal?
Where did she learn to write uppercase G's like that? Awesome.
MrPercie on Dromedary: "smug santa claus face, bringing nicieties to those he likes but shite to those he hates - which is everyone"
Where do you live, where do you hide the spare key, and when do you have to go somewhere and leave her by herself?
I think he just wanted to post a pic of his gf lol, for obvious reasons.
At 1/2/11 05:38 PM, VertigoMotel wrote: I think he just wanted to post a pic of his gf lol, for obvious reasons.
It is real
At 1/2/11 05:39 PM, FirstBaby wrote:At 1/2/11 05:38 PM, VertigoMotel wrote: I think he just wanted to post a pic of his gf lol, for obvious reasons.It is real
where did I say it wasnt?
I know it's real
How many fingers can she fit in her bum?
How do you seduce a girl within five minutes?
At 1/2/11 05:41 PM, VertigoMotel wrote:At 1/2/11 05:39 PM, FirstBaby wrote:where did I say it wasnt?At 1/2/11 05:38 PM, VertigoMotel wrote: I think he just wanted to post a pic of his gf lol, for obvious reasons.It is real
I know it's real
Just making sure. You know because I just wanted to make sure
At 1/2/11 05:35 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: I have a ton of laundry and cleaning to do and no time for courtship, how do I go about getting a girlfriend so I can have clean clothes and a warm meal?
Well, what worked with my boyfriend was a shit ton of compliments while i had another boyfriend, so i would say compliments all the way, and sincere niceness. however, not creepy and still hard to get. he's still got me after 2 years
Your girlfriend is going to get VERY bored of this... I'm just sayin'
Tell her to write "Happy Birthday, SoggyBread" so I don't feel left out today.
I don't think you really have a girlfriend.
Maybe you should take a pic of both of you. Together.
My crappy Gimp sig. Jellyous?
At 1/2/11 05:47 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: She hasn't spoken to me since then and I'm worried I really hurt her.
So what's the question?
are her eyebrow's drawn on like that or really like that? I'm kinda of staring at them in confusion.
Some girls use a pencil thing to better the shape of the eyebrow, it's weird.
At 1/2/11 05:51 PM, saqwert wrote: So am I gonna see tits or am I wasting my time in this thread?
also, shoe on head
The second one.
Hi.
When i am at some party or something and i see a nice girl, i go talk to her.
It always ends with her either slapping me or walking away.
I don't know what i do wrong. I just tell her why i picked her to talk to, out of all the other girls.
Most of the time, it's because she has nice boobs or she looks like she could make a good housewife.
One time i almost got it right though. I said she looked pretty and she said thanks.
Then i didn't know what to do anymore and got so nervous that i began to sing 'You're beautiful'' by James Blunt with a really high voice. She laughed at me and made fun of me in front of her friends.
I screamed ''WHORE!'' and ran away.
Help?
At 1/2/11 05:46 PM, Struggle wrote: not creepy
I think it'd be interesting to get the scoop on exactly where the creepy line exists. It's going to vary from girl to girl of course depending on how greasy she is, but perhaps you could share some stories of some creepy shit that guys have tried.
At 1/2/11 05:47 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: She hasn't spoken to me since then and I'm worried I really hurt her.
Well, i think you did hurt her. My boyfriends and i tried that mating thing too... definitely hurts way too much, i'd leave her alone.
also this is me in it too so stfu it's not fake ask real questions virgins. (also ^^^ it;s cause my cocks too big)
At 1/2/11 05:33 PM, Struggle wrote: I convinced my girlfriend to do this thread with me. lol.
Having trouble with girls? A general question for/about girls? Any questions regarding anything she'll give you her best advice possible.
Who's first?
And just so you know it's my girlfriend most of them will be answered like this:
What is a girl? Explain in laymen's terms and/or with a picturebook. As you can tell I never learned how to read.
At 1/2/11 05:56 PM, Struggle wrote: Well, i think you did hurt her. My boyfriends and i tried that mating thing too... definitely hurts way too much, i'd leave her alone.
also this is me in it too so stfu it's not fake ask real questions virgins. (also ^^^ it;s cause my cocks too big)
Oooh so now I understand. The one in the right is your girlfriend right?
"To know what a paradox is, you musn't understand this sentence"
