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I have women troubles.

I asked out somebody, they rejected me, they said not now, and I'm too scared to ask because I am frightened by rejection.

Tips?

At 1/3/11 07:18 PM, RPGCrazyCritic wrote: I asked out somebody, they rejected me

You asked out 1 person and got rejected by a whole group of persons?
Sounds pretty bad.

At 1/3/11 07:21 PM, FairSquare wrote:

At 1/3/11 07:18 PM, RPGCrazyCritic wrote: I asked out somebody, they rejected me

You asked out 1 person and got rejected by a whole group of persons?
Sounds pretty bad.

I believe you are trollin.

At 1/3/11 07:28 PM, RPGCrazyCritic wrote:

At 1/3/11 07:21 PM, FairSquare wrote:

At 1/3/11 07:18 PM, RPGCrazyCritic wrote: I asked out somebody, they rejected me

You asked out 1 person and got rejected by a whole group of persons?
Sounds pretty bad.

I believe you are trollin.

No, you're just an idiot who doesn't understand correct pronoun usage.

Don't you have better things to do?

At 1/3/11 07:33 PM, RPGCrazyCritic wrote: Don't you have better things to do?

That post took all of 30 seconds...

At 1/3/11 07:30 PM, Dubbi wrote:

At 1/3/11 07:28 PM, RPGCrazyCritic wrote:

At 1/3/11 07:21 PM, FairSquare wrote:

At 1/3/11 07:18 PM, RPGCrazyCritic wrote: I asked out somebody, they rejected me

You asked out 1 person and got rejected by a whole group of persons?
Sounds pretty bad.

I believe you are trollin.

No, you're just an idiot who doesn't understand correct pronoun usage.

I'm pretty sure you can use "they" to describe one person. While using "he" or "she" would have worked much better, "they" is still correct.

I just realised how massive her boobs are.

At 1/3/11 07:34 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote:
I'm pretty sure you can use "they" to describe one person. While using "he" or "she" would have worked much better, "they" is still correct.

If you want to keep the gender unstated, write "he or she". "They" is not a singular pronoun.

At 1/3/11 07:38 PM, Dubbi wrote:

At 1/3/11 07:34 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote:
I'm pretty sure you can use "they" to describe one person. While using "he" or "she" would have worked much better, "they" is still correct.

If you want to keep the gender unstated, write "he or she". "They" is not a singular pronoun.

They is still appropriate in the way I used it.

At 1/3/11 07:41 PM, RPGCrazyCritic wrote:

At 1/3/11 07:38 PM, Dubbi wrote:

At 1/3/11 07:34 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote:
I'm pretty sure you can use "they" to describe one person. While using "he" or "she" would have worked much better, "they" is still correct.

If you want to keep the gender unstated, write "he or she". "They" is not a singular pronoun.

They is still appropriate in the way I used it.

Can you read? The antecedent in your post was "somebody", which is singular, so the pronoun must be singular. The wikipedia page clearly stated that "they" is a plural pronoun - not singular!. If you want the pronoun to be gender neutral, then write "he or she".

At 1/3/11 07:45 PM, Dubbi wrote:
Can you read?

Question is, can you?

From the original article defining "they"; "The "singular" they is the use of this pronoun, where they is used as a gender-neutral singular rather than plural pronoun. The correctness of this usage is disputed."

At 1/3/11 07:49 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote:

At 1/3/11 07:45 PM, Dubbi wrote:
Can you read?

Question is, can you?

From the original article defining "they"; "The "singular" they is the use of this pronoun, where they is used as a gender-neutral singular rather than plural pronoun. The correctness of this usage is disputed."

Any English teacher and the grammar section of the SATs will that you that is incorrect. If you wish to be gender-neutral, write "his or her".

Does anyone pay attention in English class?

At 1/3/11 07:49 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote:

Question is, can you?

From the original article defining "they"; "The "singular" they is the use of this pronoun, where they is used as a gender-neutral singular rather than plural pronoun. The correctness of this usage is disputed."

The correctness of this usage is disputed.

At 1/3/11 03:15 PM, Struggle wrote: clearly she likes you, i dont think you have anything to worry about. you should go for it ;)

Awesome! Thanks for the reply :) Found out she liked me too, so I am ECSTATIC!!!

I have a lot of cats, and they scratch every girl that comes over to my house. It really turns them off. Since euthanization is so expensive, what should I do?

At 1/4/11 09:17 PM, AlbinoCow wrote: I have a lot of cats, and they scratch every girl that comes over to my house. It really turns them off. Since euthanization is so expensive, what should I do?

Clearly the cats need to get use to her, so the next girl you bring over you need to duct tape to a chair and let her and the cats get to know each other. Shouldn't take more than an hour or two.

At 1/4/11 09:18 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Clearly the cats need to get use to her, so the next girl you bring over you need to duct tape to a chair and let her and the cats get to know each other. Shouldn't take more than an hour or two.

Do you mean the cats should bang the girl, or just rip her to shreds? Or both?

If you write my name on a card I will cum all over myself.

Please?

What is the kind of cake girls like?

At 1/2/11 09:14 PM, Struggle wrote:

At 1/2/11 07:09 PM, Idiocy wrote: Judging by the posts you have seen in this thread so far, and not, do you have any generalisations you might be inclined to make about Newgrounds users?

Also, congratulations on the fantastic set of breasts.

Those 2 statements are unconnected; do not attempt connection.

this is the best post i've read lol.

Thanks. Aside from internet flair and charisma, I should say, I'm also fabulously good looking and wealthy.

At 1/3/11 09:23 AM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote:

If you were friends with them then you should add them. Without hesitation.

Very well then.It shall be done despite my insecurities and anxiousness.

At 1/3/11 03:15 PM, Struggle wrote:

well if you have known them since highschool i think its safe for you to strike a conversation or something, i wouldn't go any further with lurking i'd just add them. just don't come on too strong

Thanks also you guys are a cute couple :3

Lol just kinda flying through this thread looking at your hot-ass girlfriend and her awesome tits and the photoshops (she knows) Make her send me a picture of her tits with hitman1994 written on them, kinda like that Jawdyn pico thing. NOW! Also.

Is Your boyfriend going to grab your other boob with his other hand?

At 1/6/11 09:05 PM, Zerok wrote: Just commenting on the amusing views:reply ratio (it's usually about 10:1 after a few pages).

Well done Struggle. ;)

haha thanks :D

We'll be replying to all the unanswered questions probably tomorrow or sometime on the weekend, I figure i'd take this opportunity to say that. i didn't want to bump it if it wasn't active, but since it's already bumped i may as well. Just so everyone knows this thread isn't dead, just on sleeping until my girlfriend and i's work schedule lines up.

Would you dump struggle?

I only come to this thread to see boobies.

At 1/7/11 04:28 PM, Ergox wrote: I only come to this thread to see boobies.

Why do you think this has 10 pages?