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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 19:33:00 Reply

Don't you have better things to do?


A lot of people have pictures for their signatures. But that's stupid. I'm not going to do that. That is so 2008. Not even kidding. Jeez, you guys are stoopid.

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 19:34:10 Reply

At 1/3/11 07:33 PM, RPGCrazyCritic wrote: Don't you have better things to do?

That post took all of 30 seconds...


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 19:34:29 Reply

At 1/3/11 07:33 PM, RPGCrazyCritic wrote: Don't you have better things to do?

Do you expect to be taken seriously, using that phrase on these boards? C'mon.


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 19:34:59 Reply

At 1/3/11 07:30 PM, Dubbi wrote:
At 1/3/11 07:28 PM, RPGCrazyCritic wrote:
At 1/3/11 07:21 PM, FairSquare wrote:
At 1/3/11 07:18 PM, RPGCrazyCritic wrote: I asked out somebody, they rejected me
You asked out 1 person and got rejected by a whole group of persons?
Sounds pretty bad.
I believe you are trollin.
No, you're just an idiot who doesn't understand correct pronoun usage.

I'm pretty sure you can use "they" to describe one person. While using "he" or "she" would have worked much better, "they" is still correct.


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 19:35:39 Reply

I just realised how massive her boobs are.

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 19:38:09 Reply

At 1/3/11 07:34 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote:
I'm pretty sure you can use "they" to describe one person. While using "he" or "she" would have worked much better, "they" is still correct.

If you want to keep the gender unstated, write "he or she". "They" is not a singular pronoun.


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 19:41:15 Reply

At 1/3/11 07:38 PM, Dubbi wrote:
At 1/3/11 07:34 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote:
I'm pretty sure you can use "they" to describe one person. While using "he" or "she" would have worked much better, "they" is still correct.
If you want to keep the gender unstated, write "he or she". "They" is not a singular pronoun.

They is still appropriate in the way I used it.


A lot of people have pictures for their signatures. But that's stupid. I'm not going to do that. That is so 2008. Not even kidding. Jeez, you guys are stoopid.

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 19:45:36 Reply

At 1/3/11 07:41 PM, RPGCrazyCritic wrote:
At 1/3/11 07:38 PM, Dubbi wrote:
At 1/3/11 07:34 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote:
I'm pretty sure you can use "they" to describe one person. While using "he" or "she" would have worked much better, "they" is still correct.
If you want to keep the gender unstated, write "he or she". "They" is not a singular pronoun.
They is still appropriate in the way I used it.

Can you read? The antecedent in your post was "somebody", which is singular, so the pronoun must be singular. The wikipedia page clearly stated that "they" is a plural pronoun - not singular!. If you want the pronoun to be gender neutral, then write "he or she".


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 19:49:29 Reply

At 1/3/11 07:45 PM, Dubbi wrote:
Can you read?

Question is, can you?

From the original article defining "they"; "The "singular" they is the use of this pronoun, where they is used as a gender-neutral singular rather than plural pronoun. The correctness of this usage is disputed."


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 19:53:57 Reply

At 1/3/11 07:49 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote:
At 1/3/11 07:45 PM, Dubbi wrote:
Can you read?
Question is, can you?

From the original article defining "they"; "The "singular" they is the use of this pronoun, where they is used as a gender-neutral singular rather than plural pronoun. The correctness of this usage is disputed."

Any English teacher and the grammar section of the SATs will that you that is incorrect. If you wish to be gender-neutral, write "his or her".

Does anyone pay attention in English class?

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 19:57:08 Reply

At 1/3/11 07:49 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote:

Question is, can you?

From the original article defining "they"; "The "singular" they is the use of this pronoun, where they is used as a gender-neutral singular rather than plural pronoun. The correctness of this usage is disputed."

The correctness of this usage is disputed.

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 21:02:31 Reply

At 1/3/11 03:15 PM, Struggle wrote: clearly she likes you, i dont think you have anything to worry about. you should go for it ;)

Awesome! Thanks for the reply :) Found out she liked me too, so I am ECSTATIC!!!

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-04 21:17:04 Reply

I have a lot of cats, and they scratch every girl that comes over to my house. It really turns them off. Since euthanization is so expensive, what should I do?


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-04 21:18:47 Reply

At 1/4/11 09:17 PM, AlbinoCow wrote: I have a lot of cats, and they scratch every girl that comes over to my house. It really turns them off. Since euthanization is so expensive, what should I do?

Clearly the cats need to get use to her, so the next girl you bring over you need to duct tape to a chair and let her and the cats get to know each other. Shouldn't take more than an hour or two.


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-04 21:25:46 Reply

At 1/4/11 09:18 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Clearly the cats need to get use to her, so the next girl you bring over you need to duct tape to a chair and let her and the cats get to know each other. Shouldn't take more than an hour or two.

Do you mean the cats should bang the girl, or just rip her to shreds? Or both?


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-04 21:34:54 Reply

If you write my name on a card I will cum all over myself.

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-05 21:29:31 Reply

What is the kind of cake girls like?

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-06 13:42:38 Reply

At 1/2/11 09:14 PM, Struggle wrote:
At 1/2/11 07:09 PM, Idiocy wrote: Judging by the posts you have seen in this thread so far, and not, do you have any generalisations you might be inclined to make about Newgrounds users?

Also, congratulations on the fantastic set of breasts.

Those 2 statements are unconnected; do not attempt connection.
this is the best post i've read lol.

Thanks. Aside from internet flair and charisma, I should say, I'm also fabulously good looking and wealthy.


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-06 19:59:08 Reply

At 1/3/11 09:23 AM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote:
If you were friends with them then you should add them. Without hesitation.

Very well then.It shall be done despite my insecurities and anxiousness.

At 1/3/11 03:15 PM, Struggle wrote:
well if you have known them since highschool i think its safe for you to strike a conversation or something, i wouldn't go any further with lurking i'd just add them. just don't come on too strong

Thanks also you guys are a cute couple :3

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-06 21:05:20 Reply

Just commenting on the amusing views:reply ratio (it's usually about 10:1 after a few pages).

Well done Struggle. ;)


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-06 21:10:16 Reply

Lol just kinda flying through this thread looking at your hot-ass girlfriend and her awesome tits and the photoshops (she knows) Make her send me a picture of her tits with hitman1994 written on them, kinda like that Jawdyn pico thing. NOW! Also.

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-06 21:17:32 Reply

Is Your boyfriend going to grab your other boob with his other hand?

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-06 21:21:58 Reply

At 1/6/11 09:05 PM, Zerok wrote: Just commenting on the amusing views:reply ratio (it's usually about 10:1 after a few pages).

Well done Struggle. ;)

haha thanks :D

We'll be replying to all the unanswered questions probably tomorrow or sometime on the weekend, I figure i'd take this opportunity to say that. i didn't want to bump it if it wasn't active, but since it's already bumped i may as well. Just so everyone knows this thread isn't dead, just on sleeping until my girlfriend and i's work schedule lines up.


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-07 16:13:11 Reply

Would you dump struggle?

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-07 16:28:45 Reply

I only come to this thread to see boobies.


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-07 18:44:33 Reply

At 1/7/11 04:28 PM, Ergox wrote: I only come to this thread to see boobies.

Why do you think this has 10 pages?

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-07 20:00:59 Reply

You know we're only here for the pictures of your attractive missus.


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-07 20:02:14 Reply

shes fugly... i don't want any advice from her

I have advice for her though... put a bag over your fucking head


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-07 20:18:26 Reply

What part of the male body do women find the most sexy? I would guess the abs, but some women like weird shit.

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-09 21:51:59 Reply

At 1/3/11 04:17 PM, Xarnor wrote: My question is this: Are girls my age (15 years old) at all capable of being faithful in a relationship? Or is it just best to wait until I'm older to date, in order to avoid another unfaithful bitch thing?

I had been dating a girl for 6 months and she randomly went and started dating another guy without saying anything about it, and I found out and she was like "AHHHH IM SO SORRY I HATE MYSELF FOR DOING THIS PLZ FORGIVE MEEE ITLL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN I PROMISE" and I forgave her and moved on. Then she did it again, so I broke up with her.

Is this unfaithfulness all I can expect from girls my age?

Most likely. You could try again if you wanted but odds are you'['ll have to wait till you're older. That doesnt mean if you find somebody you like you shouldn't try though.

At 1/3/11 04:36 PM, Shade wrote: Here's a decent one now that I think of it. There're all these nerdy girls at my school who I can tell like me but who I don't really care for, how can I tell them to leave me alone without sounding like an ass.

That's difficult, try telling them you have a girlfriend who is getting jealous. If that doesn't work, try just ignoring them or "seem busy" for them.

At 1/3/11 04:39 PM, RobJohnson wrote: What is the best way to hint at the fact that my girlfriend needs to lose weight without making it obvious or hurting her feelings?

Try reminiscing about how sexy she used to be, include a lot of compliments but be delicate with your wording. (Ei; "ouu baby remember your big ass and those tiny little legs with your flat tummy and big tatas, ou you're so sexy." She'll want to lose weight for a good reason. positively motivated or whatever.) If she does it for herself everything will be better. Alternatively tell her about how you want to get healthier and start dieting and exercising but you don't want to do it alone and want some support blabla it will be good for both of you and ask her to join you.

At 1/3/11 06:09 PM, kchrules wrote: I was wondering, if I'm talking to a girl (whether it be in person, texting, calling, whatever) how would I know if she showed any interest in me (like the way she talks, or movements they make)?

Depends on the kind of person she is, but normally a good sign is replying back soon after or right away. Also emoticons and decent replies add to it.

Also how many times she initiates it and how often. but a lot of girls are kind of shy and expect the boy to start so this doesn't always apply.

At 1/3/11 06:13 PM, psychicpebble wrote: Does personality beat looks? Vice Versa.

Also, do girls like funneh guys or what do they prefer.

Looks are always going to be a part of a relationship because you need to have that initial desire, but personality is huge and a lot more important in the end. It's what keeps girl around. Girls really like funny guys, but now show-offs so be modest.

At 1/3/11 06:19 PM, HayBayBee wrote: What makeup are you using?

Transparent natural bamboo face powder
Mineral concealer
Quo liquid eye-liner
something like Beyond Natural mascara or something (dunno it's brown)
and chapstick lol

also, a tip: putting shimmer shadow under neath the brow will camouflage any hairs and really brighter everything up.

At 1/3/11 07:13 PM, Yukin wrote: Okay I have a real question now. Do girls ever really know what they want? In terms of guys I mean. They say they want one thing but they end up with another and it confuses me. When you met your boyfriend did you really see him as the greatest potential as an awesome boyfriend? Did you have to adjust your ideal guy to, start dating him?

We are an odd case because he was everything i had wanted. I didn't want to change anything and to this day i wouldn't. But we never know what we really want, but when you get it... you know. You can't really tell until you're actually in the relationship or get to know the person well.

At 1/3/11 07:18 PM, RPGCrazyCritic wrote: I have women troubles.

I asked out somebody, they rejected me, they said not now, and I'm too scared to ask because I am frightened by rejection.

it's a scary thing but life goes on and you just have to keep trying.

At 1/3/11 07:55 PM, Twilight wrote: I have an actual question.

What do you do when you feel bad for a girl but you can't really help her because you don't know what her problem is? I mean, isn't it intruding to ask if she's visibly upset?

Definitely not, most girls like to be asked why they're upset (that's why you might know girls who make shit up) if she doesn't want to talk, just let her know you're there if she changes her mind. She'll come around if she wants to, you just have to let her know you're there.

At 1/4/11 09:17 PM, AlbinoCow wrote: I have a lot of cats, and they scratch every girl that comes over to my house. It really turns them off. Since euthanization is so expensive, what should I do?

Go to the girls house.

At 1/7/11 08:18 PM, AngelofPeace wrote: What part of the male body do women find the most sexy? I would guess the abs, but some women like weird shit.

It depends for every girl, but for me and the girls i know it's the hair and the back. Me personally i hate abs and the cocky egos that come with. Spend time on your hair and if you happen to have broad shoulders, rock 'em.

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