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Girl advice from my girlfriend.

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-02 21:45:14


Can your girl friend recommend me a good anime to watch?

Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-02 21:45:19


At 1/2/11 09:44 PM, Struggle wrote: blank post

you didn't answer my question how do you tie a knot

Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-02 21:47:42


At 1/2/11 09:43 PM, SoggyBread wrote:
At 1/2/11 09:18 PM, GiantDouche wrote: why do you have such a manly jaw structure how about answer that question tits mcgee
It's real easy to say that sitting behind a computer. I highly doubt you'd say that to her face to face.

and if he would say that to her face, that's why he hasn't had a girlfriend yet.


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-02 21:49:01


At 1/2/11 09:43 PM, SoggyBread wrote: FUCK YOU LEAVE HER ALONE SHE IS A GIRL ON THE INTERNET YOU FUCKING PRICK

lmfao easy there buddy

Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-02 21:49:52


Is it true that girls will often annoy/mildly verbally abuse boys that they like just to get their attention? Because I swear I've seen it happen before.

Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-02 21:53:50


HEY!
Did you guys just have sex a while ago?

Many of us want to know.

Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-02 21:54:53


Newgrounds. Turning more into 4chan everyday.

Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-02 21:59:45


Why don't women love me?

Girl advice from my girlfriend.

Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-02 22:09:45


How do I shot web?


" Let the metal flow " - Chuck Schuldiner

GUITARISTS Awesome sig by Tateos.

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-02 22:17:44


How did that dick Twilight get his name on a picture but I didn't? The hell with this thread.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-02 22:19:39


How do I get you to show your naked boobs?


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-02 22:33:14


What's your favorite kitchen utensil?

Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-02 22:38:21


Can I have my name on a sign?

Also, a reaally important question for the girlfriend:

I took a friend who I haven't seen in awhile out to a movie and well, I felt like I'm really attracted to her. After the movie, we went to a coffee shop and just talked for over 2 hours, then went back to my house and talked. She was my at place till least 1:30 in the morning! Prior to all this, we keep texting contstantly, mostly flirting quite a bit, but we text all the time, for hours each day. Do you think she likes me? I know, we've only really met once, but I really feel like I love her. Any advice or suggestions? I'm seeing her for practically the whole day tomorrow, and she is excited to see me as am I. Thanks :)

Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-02 23:13:11


Can you tie a knot in a cherry stem?

Leif Erikson

Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-02 23:48:46


Post a picture of the two of you kissing, and then maybe we'll believe. :D


Find me on Facebook!

Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 00:17:11


You are a pretty girl.

Even though I needn't girl advice since I'm out for women, what's your motivation for doing this thread? I mean... it's entertaining and I'm sure you're flattered, but there's an objectifying undertone here. Beyond the first image or two erasing the always ridiculous doubt (ie: OMFG there's a real girl on Newgrounds) this boils down to girl advice and serving up photos for a bunch of, presumably, young shut-ins to gawk at. The former of which is really common, but the latter is much less so because it smacks of whoring attention.

Not trying to be cynical, just curious. ; )


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 00:19:51


I have an infatuation with 2 people.I've known them since High school.they have facebook pages, but I'm very nervous about adding them.I never really talked to them and I fear thy will think I'm a stalker because I would have typed their name in.

Halp sexy lady!

Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 09:23:19


At 1/3/11 12:19 AM, SouthAsian wrote: I have an infatuation with 2 people.I've known them since High school.they have facebook pages, but I'm very nervous about adding them.I never really talked to them and I fear thy will think I'm a stalker because I would have typed their name in.

Halp sexy lady!

If you were friends with them then you should add them. Without hesitation.


Your friendly neighbourhood devils advocate.

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 09:48:10


My dick is way too big, and it can't fit a vagina.
Hell, it can't even fit a wormhole.

Help?


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 09:50:24


What is a girl? :P


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 09:56:47


At 1/3/11 09:53 AM, Otto wrote: If you care for it I have a picture of myself dressed as a woman from halloween. Y'know, if you want.

I want.


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 09:57:49


At 1/3/11 09:53 AM, Otto wrote:
At 1/2/11 09:14 PM, Struggle wrote:
If you care for it I have a picture of myself dressed as a woman from halloween. Y'know, if you want.

Yes, do it!

Girl advice from my girlfriend.

Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 10:02:00


At 1/3/11 10:00 AM, Otto wrote:
At 1/3/11 09:56 AM, Asalraalaikum wrote:
At 1/3/11 09:53 AM, Otto wrote: If you care for it I have a picture of myself dressed as a woman from halloween. Y'know, if you want.
I want.
Oh baby oh my

Well, thats me spent!

Girl advice from my girlfriend.

Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 10:11:33


Holy SHit!
That's made my day, and I just woke up!

Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 10:12:01


At 1/3/11 10:00 AM, Otto wrote:
At 1/3/11 09:56 AM, Asalraalaikum wrote:
At 1/3/11 09:53 AM, Otto wrote: If you care for it I have a picture of myself dressed as a woman from halloween. Y'know, if you want.
I want.
Oh baby oh my

That's wrong man.
Tha'ts wrong.


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 10:12:28


you have seen nothing, this is my bestfriend, and every year for halloween he does this (he's on the left) and acts gay....like actually gay....

Girl advice from my girlfriend.


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 10:14:30


oh and this a picture of how he actually is....
It's quite the big change once a year. lawlz.

Girl advice from my girlfriend.


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 10:20:43


It's a trap.


さあ時の扉を開けて行こうよ

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 10:25:03


At 1/3/11 10:22 AM, Todayn wrote:
At 1/3/11 10:20 AM, simon wrote: It's a trap.
We knew that already , you NOOB.

Enlighten us with the evidence.


さあ時の扉を開けて行こうよ

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. 2011-01-03 10:28:41


Eeeeeeeeh I'll give it a shot.

What do you think would be the best way to get a girl?


Is this the edit button?