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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:08 PM Reply

At 1/2/11 08:39 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
At 1/2/11 08:36 PM, Twilight wrote: cool can i have my name on a sign too
Yea me too, with a nip slip possibly?

If you fags get your name on a sign, I get the following caption on her chest "Prinzy Rules" in bold permanent marker.


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:10 PM Reply

Dear Struggle's girlfriend,

Is there any way to get out of the friend zone?


If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:10 PM Reply

how to get girl to like me??????????????????????????

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:14 PM Reply

done for the night going to do real shit now, we'll come back later again. also we couldn't fit all the names on a sheet so we just put the second half.

At 1/2/11 06:38 PM, sweet21 wrote: Alright well serious question, i have a medical condition not sure what it's called but basically my palms are sweaty almost every hour of the day for no reason.
Weather im nervous or not they sweat sometimes more heavily than others. Basically my hands are always moist (let the masturbation jokes commence!)
it's the main reason i don't date since i have to hold their hand and whatnot.
People get bothered by it like "dude why's your hand so wet" and they're disgusted by it and all that stuff so how i go about "breaking it" to a girl i like or just get her to get over it and like ME.

your condition should have no reason to interfere with the relationships you are having. you could do the glove thing if you want but in my personal opinion, i wouldnt, its nothing to be ashamed of. i would tell the girl right off the bat so she knows, or you could just not tell her and say you just get nervous around her or something.

At 1/2/11 06:41 PM, Yrtnej wrote: Do girls seriously go for tools? This is a serious question. You know those "so incredibly trendy" guys who wear designer brand underwear. The ones with the flat-billed caps and the baggy jeans with the black sock + Nike sandal combo.

Also, do girls seriously go for the fags? This is also a serious question. You know those guys who straighten their hair every day and walk around in skinny jeans because they have no male pride (if you know what I mean).

I swear, I've been confused my whole life.

yes. i don't know why buy they do. i don't, and i bet that some others don't but from what i have seen, the majority do. girls go for jerks more often then nice guys because they like the chase, however they never stay with jerks. just hookups or rebounds, never real relationships sprouting from a guy telling you you have nice tits and then leaving. dont act like a tool to get girls.

At 1/2/11 07:09 PM, Idiocy wrote: Judging by the posts you have seen in this thread so far, and not, do you have any generalisations you might be inclined to make about Newgrounds users?

Also, congratulations on the fantastic set of breasts.

Those 2 statements are unconnected; do not attempt connection.

this is the best post i've read lol.
men( or in this case, boys) are pigs, they assume way too much and take no time to reconsider their origional assumptions.

At 1/2/11 07:58 PM, GiantDouche wrote: why are all females under the age of 20 retarded worthless stuck up cunts who never have anything interesting to say

because thats what boys like.

At 1/2/11 07:58 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Ask her if I should get a penis pump for my tiny penis. And to let me see boobs pl0x.

go look at your own tits, also. yes.

At 1/2/11 08:00 PM, Donut wrote: This thread is relevant to my interests. So relevant this has been my first post in General for the last thirty-something posts.

Anyway, what is the best way to get girls who hate you to like you again?

it wont work. if they hate you for a legitamate reason then you're fucked. if they dont HATE you then id try being sincere and i'd say the biggest thing woudl be going out of your way to do something nice for them. not a fake or clingy approach.

At 1/2/11 08:03 PM, walterwagner wrote: How Do I ask this girl on a date shes cute and i think she likes me but i dont know a way to go about it i think simply asking her wont work oh please help me girlfriend with wonderful bussums

haha @ my bussums. real, just saying. anyways, do you know something that she likes? like a place or ice cream shop? ask if she would like to go or something. the most importaint thing is that you think of actual conversations to have. not about bra sizes or newgrounds, find out her hobbies and shit. but don't stalk her

At 1/2/11 08:05 PM, Gerbil wrote: Cereal question

I seem to be connected the the most with that have BFs
Don't get me wrong, I have many galpals, but I'm just not as connected with them

I feel like I may 'ruin' something, even though there is nothing I should be worried about. Any tips?

lolwut? first part is confusing.
just be confident. confidence is sexy

At 1/2/11 08:06 PM, KittehAnims wrote: Does anal hurt or are girls just lying?

yes it does. it's also a big turn off.

At 1/2/11 08:08 PM, Otto wrote: Serious question now, to your ladyfriend, do I look like a ladyfriend?

No don't worry.

At 1/2/11 08:32 PM, ProffesorCrumpets wrote: Ofcourse you dont speak for every girl on the fucking planet but lets get your opinion on this one. Do girls ever forgive ex's for shit that really hurt them, or do they hold it against them forever?

if you REALLY hurt them then dont. ever. go. near. her. again. odds are shes found a better guy with better friends and if you really fucked up... yeah. most girls hold pretty big grudgesl espeshially if you fucked them over big time.

At 1/2/11 08:36 PM, Twilight wrote: cool can i have my name on a sign too

yes

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:18 PM Reply

why do you have such a manly jaw structure how about answer that question tits mcgee

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:21 PM Reply

how do you tie a knot

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:22 PM Reply

how do i file my taxes

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:24 PM Reply

At 1/2/11 07:53 PM, Struggle wrote: shit forgot pic

congrats

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:32 PM Reply

Interacting with an attractive female...
6+ pages.


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:36 PM Reply

Yeah, totally ignore me.

How the fuck do I impress her?
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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:43 PM Reply

At 1/2/11 09:18 PM, GiantDouche wrote: why do you have such a manly jaw structure how about answer that question tits mcgee

It's real easy to say that sitting behind a computer. I highly doubt you'd say that to her face to face.

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:44 PM Reply

At 1/2/11 09:24 PM, level1isbest wrote:
At 1/2/11 07:53 PM, Struggle wrote: shit forgot pic
congrats

blank post

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:45 PM Reply

Can your girl friend recommend me a good anime to watch?

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:45 PM Reply

At 1/2/11 09:44 PM, Struggle wrote: blank post

you didn't answer my question how do you tie a knot

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:47 PM Reply

At 1/2/11 09:43 PM, SoggyBread wrote:
At 1/2/11 09:18 PM, GiantDouche wrote: why do you have such a manly jaw structure how about answer that question tits mcgee
It's real easy to say that sitting behind a computer. I highly doubt you'd say that to her face to face.

and if he would say that to her face, that's why he hasn't had a girlfriend yet.


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:49 PM Reply

At 1/2/11 09:43 PM, SoggyBread wrote: FUCK YOU LEAVE HER ALONE SHE IS A GIRL ON THE INTERNET YOU FUCKING PRICK

lmfao easy there buddy

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:49 PM Reply

Is it true that girls will often annoy/mildly verbally abuse boys that they like just to get their attention? Because I swear I've seen it happen before.

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:53 PM Reply

HEY!
Did you guys just have sex a while ago?

Many of us want to know.
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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:54 PM Reply

Newgrounds. Turning more into 4chan everyday.

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:55 PM Reply

Hey look at my profile picture and answer why I don't have a gf right now.


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 09:59 PM Reply

Why don't women love me?

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:09 PM Reply

How do I shot web?


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:17 PM Reply

How did that dick Twilight get his name on a picture but I didn't? The hell with this thread.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:19 PM Reply

How do I get you to show your naked boobs?


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:29 PM Reply

Can she explain the importance of shoes to me?

and why my girlfriend has so many.


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:33 PM Reply

What's your favorite kitchen utensil?

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 10:38 PM Reply

Can I have my name on a sign?

Also, a reaally important question for the girlfriend:

I took a friend who I haven't seen in awhile out to a movie and well, I felt like I'm really attracted to her. After the movie, we went to a coffee shop and just talked for over 2 hours, then went back to my house and talked. She was my at place till least 1:30 in the morning! Prior to all this, we keep texting contstantly, mostly flirting quite a bit, but we text all the time, for hours each day. Do you think she likes me? I know, we've only really met once, but I really feel like I love her. Any advice or suggestions? I'm seeing her for practically the whole day tomorrow, and she is excited to see me as am I. Thanks :)

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 11:13 PM Reply

Can you tie a knot in a cherry stem?

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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 2nd, 2011 @ 11:48 PM Reply

Post a picture of the two of you kissing, and then maybe we'll believe. :D


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Response to Girl advice from my girlfriend. Jan. 3rd, 2011 @ 12:17 AM Reply

You are a pretty girl.

Even though I needn't girl advice since I'm out for women, what's your motivation for doing this thread? I mean... it's entertaining and I'm sure you're flattered, but there's an objectifying undertone here. Beyond the first image or two erasing the always ridiculous doubt (ie: OMFG there's a real girl on Newgrounds) this boils down to girl advice and serving up photos for a bunch of, presumably, young shut-ins to gawk at. The former of which is really common, but the latter is much less so because it smacks of whoring attention.

Not trying to be cynical, just curious. ; )


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