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The beast awakens

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 21:37:40


At 4/29/09 09:30 PM, KrevZabijak wrote:
And let's not forget the poor sap on page 1.. If he ever comes to Newgrounds he's going to shit himself, becoming a recurring theme throughout General without even knowing it.

I spit my coffee all over my keyboard because you made me laugh. Thanks a lot!!!!

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 21:39:26


At 4/29/09 09:27 PM, simon wrote:
At 4/29/09 09:14 PM, DrForeman wrote: .......
I FATHERED THAT CHILD

We all know whose genetic material was used to fertilize that egg.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 21:39:44


Jeeze guys maybe we shoUld leave him alone I mean Seriously guys he could Take all of us in a fight Keep away from this one I mean seriously Damn Dogs I Wouldn;t get Near that even with a Gun


How did this get here? I am not good with internet.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 21:50:18


At 4/29/09 08:52 PM, AniMetal wrote: Another Dickneck arises!

Let me introduce you all to Bolo!

HOLY SHIT IT'S NEIL PATRICK HARRIS

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 21:52:48


At 4/29/09 09:50 PM, K111 wrote:
At 4/29/09 08:52 PM, AniMetal wrote: Another Dickneck arises!

Let me introduce you all to Bolo!
HOLY SHIT IT'S NEIL PATRICK HARRIS

Holy Shit.
Related?

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 21:57:15


Now she is hot.

By the way, she has man arms.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 22:00:37


At 4/29/09 09:39 PM, Minty-Hippo wrote: Jeeze guys maybe we shoUld leave him alone I mean Seriously guys he could Take all of us in a fight Keep away from this one I mean seriously Damn Dogs I Wouldn;t get Near that even with a Gun

Seriously. I mean, he's already got a weapon right there at his disposal. Ka-POW!!

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 22:39:02


Ewwww I didn't mention it until Iron pointed it out, but that woman has some nasty, veiny arms... Maybe shes a junkie.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 22:42:26


At 4/29/09 09:39 PM, Minty-Hippo wrote: Jeeze guys maybe we shoUld leave him alone I mean Seriously guys he could Take all of us in a fight Keep away from this one I mean seriously Damn Dogs I Wouldn;t get Near that even with a Gun

Am i the only one who got this joke?

lol the bold letters say just kidding

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 22:57:18


I wonder what it looks like when he gets a boner.

O_O


ENDOFLINE.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 22:59:32


At 4/29/09 10:57 PM, wtb wrote: I wonder what it looks like when he gets a boner.

O_O

Page 5, first post.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 23:14:13


i just found this thread, look he posted a picture of his dick-neck an embarrassing childhood photo, but he said its embarrassing because none of us look that good.

i guess no one looks like a dickneck

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 23:17:47


What the fuck, seriously!

This thread is turning into something.

hahahahha

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 23:18:13


At 4/29/09 09:57 PM, UpTheIrons wrote:
By the way, she has man arms.

Those are scary. Dickneck sure knows how to pick 'em.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 23:26:27


At 4/29/09 09:14 PM, DrForeman wrote:
i'll be kissing this cheek while you guys go and rub one out to this picture using your hand yeah fuck you im out gotta look good for my bodybuilding show im doing soon i plan on takin first

Did you met her in the gym? Her Arm looks like a man...

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 23:37:02


I think I might venture to say that the OP's ego is bigger than his neck.

Which is pretty big.

ambition and procrastination don't mix

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 23:42:56


fuck you man thats no cool bolo and me have normal necks see you guys just have short necks ever think about that maybe you all are just a bunch of short necked faggots that are pissed because i have a normal neck and bigger muscles, i heard in biology in 9th grade that having a NORMAL sized neck compared you your guys short neck means your brain stem is longer making it better for me to process information so yeah fuck you.

And this confirms my theory on his neck complex, he onviously has been made fun of for that, also, quite probably that was the reason he started working out (sic) to support his (false) conception of his body as something beautiful (you're a freak, man, the sooner you notice the sooner you'll get over it).

thats probably why me and Bolo are so much smarter than you faggots because we actually have normal sized necks instead of your short ass necks and Bolo looks like he works out too so he probably gets layed all the time which is why he's way smarter and cooler than all of you fags

The subject here obiously has some inferiority complex as a result and tries to cover it with imaginary relationships and trying to see the people around him as inferiors due to him being "smarter", also see how he does admit having a long ass neck nad tries to pass it off as the normal thing to have, (dude, if only you and Bolo have necks that long, it's not because it's the normal thing to have, it's because you're a freak and having found another one like you makes you feel somewhat more normal, still you are a Giraffe-man freak of nature and all the push-ups in the world aint gonna change that.

now if you'll excuse me i gotta go meet my boys n girlfriend at the gym see you guys later

Possible bisexuality to add up with his Oedipus complex? must investigate further.

ps i pmmed tom don't be surprized if most of you have your accounts deleted and pox loses his modship over this, he's taking it very srsly no user should get this kind of negative attention just because you guys can't handel the fact im better at everything than you
can't handel the fact im better at everything than you
im better at everything than you

Whoa.

I just didn't expect to be proved right so fast. Work your english champ, and maybe someday someone other than your banged up momma will see you as smart.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 23:44:39


do you hug your mom with that neck?


Ha ha...Charade you are

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 23:46:37


Leonidas is lucky he didn't have a dickneck as yours....
Coz if he has, it gonna be an EPIC!!!

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 23:51:35


At 4/29/09 10:00 PM, galatea1 wrote:
At 4/29/09 09:39 PM, Minty-Hippo wrote: Jeeze guys maybe we shoUld leave him alone I mean Seriously guys he could Take all of us in a fight Keep away from this one I mean seriously Damn Dogs I Wouldn;t get Near that even with a Gun
Seriously. I mean, he's already got a weapon right there at his disposal. Ka-POW!!

Thats sweet

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 23:52:55


I'm still LOLing at the post name.
cause it goes so well with what it turned into.
dick neck beast.


ENDOFLINE.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-29 23:53:20


I found this topic at school and had to try so hard not to laugh! Oh man.

I wish I knew how to use photoshop.

I have a Twitter that I link to everywhere. ;)

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 00:01:23


This is the most epic thread I've read all night.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 00:05:29


At 4/29/09 11:56 PM, xellon2 wrote: dickneck is so pissed off he left

He'll be back sooner or later. And when he comes, you can expect another borderline mentally handicapped post, similar to his previous ones.

Fucking dick-necked bastard.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 00:10:13


At 4/29/09 11:46 PM, geohoundz55 wrote: Leonidas is lucky he didn't have a dickneck as yours....
Coz if he has, it gonna be an EPIC!!!

Fukkin' saved.
Someone put that up on ED, the gallery is smaller than ... you know. Something.. not small.

>.>


Dexter Season 5: "Psychopaths in love. It's like Zodiac and Juliet."

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 00:15:08


I remember the days when my teacher teaches us about male parts.
I saw alot of you face on her visual aids..

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 00:26:04


At 4/30/09 12:24 AM, dickneckisepiclulz wrote: i love this thread its so fucking funny

I can't say the same for your retarded username Mr. Alt account.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 00:38:05


At 4/29/09 09:14 PM, DrForeman wrote: we've already came close to having sex like 10 times

When you do , videotape it


Asdf

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 00:39:44


At 4/30/09 12:27 AM, dickneckisepiclulz wrote: im not an alt im new wtf

If ya can't beat 'em join 'em, right, DrForeman?

Nice attempt but no banana.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 00:40:19


At 4/29/09 11:46 PM, geohoundz55 wrote: Leonidas is lucky he didn't have a dickneck as yours....
Coz if he has, it gonna be an EPIC!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!