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Posted at: 4/29/09 07:56 PM

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At 4/29/09 07:53 PM, KrevZabijak wrote:
At 4/29/09 07:33 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: more bitching
Shut the fuck up already.

Go baww about it some more, stop derailing the thread troll!

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I bet you use the neck as a dick.

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At 4/29/09 07:56 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote:
At 4/29/09 07:53 PM, KrevZabijak wrote:
At 4/29/09 07:33 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: more bitching
Shut the fuck up already.
Go baww about it some more, stop derailing the thread troll!

WHAT UP, E-CAGE MATCH!

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What makes this thread truly epic, the most epicness is the title, THE BEAST HAS AWAKEN!!!,! when that's really not that impressing

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At 4/29/09 07:56 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote:
At 4/29/09 07:53 PM, KrevZabijak wrote:
At 4/29/09 07:33 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: more bitching
Shut the fuck up already.
Go baww about it some more, stop derailing the thread troll!

it seems like your the one trolling more then anyone else around here

lol hypocrite.
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Posted at: 4/29/09 08:13 PM

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At 4/29/09 02:50 PM, DrForeman wrote: Get rid of the sigs or I'm getting tom to dlete ur accounts

LOLOLOOL ROFL ROFLR FLOFLORLFORL FORLF ORLF

i shit myself laughing, toms probably lol'in to!
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At 4/29/09 08:13 PM, tsdeath1 wrote:
At 4/29/09 02:50 PM, DrForeman wrote: Get rid of the sigs or I'm getting tom to dlete ur accounts
LOLOLOOL ROFL ROFLR FLOFLORLFORL FORLF ORLF

i shit myself laughing, toms probably lol'in to!

shut up already, youve posted 3 useless posts in a row, and in your sig you spell we're as where.

dickneck.

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Posted at: 4/29/09 08:52 PM

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Another Dickneck arises!

Let me introduce you all to Bolo!

The beast awakens

Make war, not love.

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At 4/29/09 08:52 PM, AniMetal wrote: Another Dickneck arises!

Let me introduce you all to Bolo!

fuck you man thats no cool bolo and me have normal necks see you guys just have short necks ever think about that maybe you all are just a bunch of short necked faggots that are pissed because i have a normal neck and bigger muscles, i heard in biology in 9th grade that having a NORMAL sized neck compared you your guys short neck means your brain stem is longer making it better for me to process information so yeah fuck you.

thats probably why me and Bolo are so much smarter than you faggots because we actually have normal sized necks instead of your short ass necks and Bolo looks like he works out too so he probably gets layed all the time which is why he's way smarter and cooler than all of you fags

now if you'll excuse me i gotta go meet my boys n girlfriend at the gym see you guys later

ps i pmmed tom don't be surprized if most of you have your accounts deleted and pox loses his modship over this, he's taking it very srsly no user should get this kind of negative attention just because you guys can't handel the fact im better at everything than you

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At 4/29/09 08:52 PM, AniMetal wrote: Another Dickneck arises!

Let me introduce you all to Bolo!

Wow that guy really looks like a cocksucker :D
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At 4/29/09 08:59 PM, DrForeman wrote: Big long sentences with no periods.

You seriously expect me to read that no period bitching?

i pmmed tom

This was the only part that caught my attention. How sad yet funny at the same time.

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At 4/29/09 08:59 PM, DrForeman wrote:
At 4/29/09 08:52 PM, AniMetal wrote: Another Dickneck arises!

Let me introduce you all to Bolo!
fuck you man thats no cool bolo and me have normal necks see you guys just have short necks ever think about that maybe you all are just a bunch of short necked faggots that are pissed because i have a normal neck and bigger muscles, i heard in biology in 9th grade that having a NORMAL sized neck compared you your guys short neck means your brain stem is longer making it better for me to process information so yeah fuck you.

thats probably why me and Bolo are so much smarter than you faggots because we actually have normal sized necks instead of your short ass necks and Bolo looks like he works out too so he probably gets layed all the time which is why he's way smarter and cooler than all of you fags

now if you'll excuse me i gotta go meet my boys n girlfriend at the gym see you guys later

ps i pmmed tom don't be surprized if most of you have your accounts deleted and pox loses his modship over this, he's taking it very srsly no user should get this kind of negative attention just because you guys can't handel the fact im better at everything than you

If I could actually read any of that, which due to your horrible grammar, I cannot, I would comment on it. Sadly, the sloppiness of your writing and assumed "D" in English prevent me from reading. Instead, I'll just comment on that picture of Bolo:

Well, looks like we have another dickneck :D

Thanks aplenty to Phobotech for the great user icon.

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At 4/29/09 08:59 PM, DrForeman wrote: no user should get this kind of negative attention just because you guys can't handel the fact im better at everything than you

Except for spelling and grammar, that is.


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At 4/29/09 08:59 PM, DrForeman wrote: A bunch of barely legible shit...

Your writing speaks for itself. You are a god damned retard of a person. Go meet your "girl and boys" at the gym... she's probably a long-necked "buff" dumbass like yourself, who probably has smaller tits than me. (muscular women are fucking gross)


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At 4/29/09 09:02 PM, FurryFox wrote:
At 4/29/09 08:59 PM, DrForeman wrote: Big long sentences with no periods.
You seriously expect me to read that no period bitching?

i pmmed tom
This was the only part that caught my attention. How sad yet funny at the same time.

Tom, Poxpower, you and everyone else will have a good laugh about this over our cups of man-juice.

Thanks aplenty to Phobotech for the great user icon.

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At 4/29/09 08:59 PM, DrForeman wrote: i heard in biology in 9th grade that having a NORMAL sized neck compared you your guys short neck means your brain stem is longer making it better for me to process information so yeah fuck you.

Er... I think that means it takes you longer to process information, thus making you dumber than us normal people.
I'll wait a few minutes while you think over that sentence...

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At 4/29/09 09:05 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Er... I think that means it takes you longer to process information, thus making you dumber than us normal people.
I'll wait a few minutes while you think over that sentence...

HAHA perfect post #2


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His "muscles" aren't even that prominant. He is such an idiot....

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For every rage and punctuation-less post he does, he neck bulges another inch.


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pssh before i go i guess i'll give you guys a peak at ma bitch we've been going out for 3 weeks now, i think im gunna ask her to marry me if things keep up she's totally into me and we've already came close to having sex like 10 times she just says she doesn't want to at the moment because she doesn't feel like she's that into me yet or that she's "ready" probably because she's seen mah dick and knows that i'd tear that bitch up good anyway here she is with her little brother if you guys spot being fucks i might give you her myspace so you can stalk her and shit like i know you fags are going to want to

i'll be kissing this cheek while you guys go and rub one out to this picture using your hand yeah fuck you im out gotta look good for my bodybuilding show im doing soon i plan on takin first

The beast awakens

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At 4/29/09 08:59 PM, DrForeman wrote:
At 4/29/09 08:52 PM, AniMetal wrote:
ps i pmmed tom don't be surprized if most of you have your accounts deleted and pox loses his modship over this, he's taking it very srsly no user should get this kind of negative attention just because you guys can't handel the fact im better at everything than you

Hon...I couldn't get Tom and Wade to delete flashes that contained Lolicon and Shotacon, something many consider a form of child porn. Most likely, you'll get a "Piss off if you can't take the atmosphere on the BBS etc." and at worst, the thread will be deleted. Just a heads up.


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At 4/29/09 09:14 PM, DrForeman wrote: pssh before i go i guess i'll give you guys a peak at ma bitch we've been going out for 3 weeks now, i think im gunna ask her to marry me if things keep up she's totally into me and we've already came close to having sex like 10 times

So technically you haven't had sex then right.

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At 4/29/09 09:14 PM, DrForeman wrote: she's "ready" probably because she's seen mah dick

Dude, we've all seen your dick, as it is conveniently attached to your head.


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So she lives in a different house than you? Because the paint scheme and lighting are all off, not to mention the clarity of that picture. That kid does not look like you (sorry, you must not be the baby daddy,) And the EXIF data is non-existent on that image, so either go take another one with YOUR camera, or get the hell off Google Images.


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At 4/29/09 09:20 PM, FurryFox wrote:
At 4/29/09 09:14 PM, DrForeman wrote: we've already came close to having sex like 10 times
So technically you haven't had sex then right.

Which means, technically, that kid isnt yours.

Whoops, broken condom ftl.

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For only an easy payment of $19.99 you get Dickhead's Greatest Hits.
Classics like:
It's not a scar you fucks! It's a necklace you assholes

fuck you guys okay im bad at spelling and grammer thats why im a math major (None fixed version)

And his all time favorite:

Fcking nerds you fags are just jealous

The beast awakens

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At 4/29/09 09:14 PM, DrForeman wrote: she just says she doesn't want to at the moment because she doesn't feel like she's that into me yet or that she's "ready" probably because she's seen mah dick

It's probably because that whore would rather have your neck than your roid shrunken dick.


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At 4/29/09 09:14 PM, DrForeman wrote:

i'll be kissing this cheek while you guys go and rub one out to this picture using your hand yeah fuck you im out gotta look good for my bodybuilding show im doing soon i plan on takin first

This is Galatea1 going into 'den mother mode' now; and putting all of the "dickneck trash talk" aside.

Thanks to Sensationalism for the apt term

Dude...not cool. You shouldn't have posted a pic of yourself on the BBS much less a pic of someone else and her baby; not to mention all of the crap you said about her. In addition, you do not propose to someone after only three weeks of dating. I hope you are "pulling our chains" and that's just a random google image; because that was sort of rotten. Even if she gave her permission, you should have advised against it.


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At 4/29/09 09:14 PM, DrForeman wrote: pssh before i go i guess i'll give you guys a peak at ma bitch we've been going out for 3 weeks now, i think im gunna ask her to marry me if things keep up she's totally into me and we've already came close to having sex like 10 times she just says she doesn't want to at the moment because she doesn't feel like she's that into me yet or that she's "ready" probably because she's seen mah dick and knows that i'd tear that bitch up good anyway here she is with her little brother if you guys spot being fucks i might give you her myspace so you can stalk her and shit like i know you fags are going to want to

Dude that's fucking sick... she's still drinking out of a bottle and you've been showing her your dick?! I mean what is she, 2?

Pervert.

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At 4/29/09 09:14 PM, DrForeman wrote: pssh before i go i guess i'll give you guys a peak at ma bitch we've been going out for 3 weeks now,

Hey, I'm the father of that child right there.

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