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The beast awakens

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 14:43:54


He's been busy filming his new movie!

COMING SOON

Fear my paint skills......

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 14:50:02


http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Dick_Ne ck

Needs moar edit (especially Phobotech's comic thing)


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 15:26:50


Well i'm glad to see this thread is dying. Dickneck got boring after a while

Wait. i'm actually....Happy!?

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 15:35:05


At 4/30/09 03:26 PM, kalhua wrote: Well i'm glad to see this thread is dying. Dickneck got boring after a while

Wait. i'm actually....Happy!?

No, you've been on the site for less than 2 weeks. This is one of the first noteworthy hillarious threads for quite a while.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 15:38:46


Hey, anyone want to buy a Dick Neck Pez dispenser?


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 15:39:45


At 4/30/09 03:35 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote:
At 4/30/09 03:26 PM, kalhua wrote: Well i'm glad to see this thread is dying. Dickneck got boring after a while

Wait. i'm actually....Happy!?
No, you've been on the site for less than 2 weeks. This is one of the first noteworthy hillarious threads for quite a while.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 15:50:08


At 4/30/09 12:37 PM, link-011 wrote: Oh no guys, I think we made his dick go soft..

OMFG I LIKE YOUR SIG

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 15:55:25


At 4/30/09 01:44 PM, a lot of people wrote:

Bitten in the neck by a radioactive dick vampire, now he lives to suck dicks.
It's clobbering time.

Don't you mean... It's SLOBBERING time!

Right?


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 15:56:29


LMFAO This is where that dickneck flash came from then? Too fucking funny.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 15:58:50


At 4/30/09 03:56 PM, Proph wrote: LMFAO This is where that dickneck flash came from then? Too fucking funny.

Dickneck flash you say????

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 15:59:25


At 4/30/09 12:45 AM, KrevZabijak wrote:
At 4/30/09 12:41 AM, dickneckisepiclulz wrote: im not you dumbass
Type like him, easily angered like him, only posting in this thread... like him....

Also it feels like him...smells like him...taste like him...

It's safe to say it's him


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 16:01:50


think we hurt his feelings?


mmm.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 16:01:54


Get this and your man will be JEALOUS.

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If you see I have bad grammar, ignor it because I dont give a fuck

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 16:09:15


if you put ice on your neck it might stop the swelling.....


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 16:11:51


I should have posted one the first page when I had the chance... could have made a small name for my self... oh well.

Hey dickneck! I saw your uncle working at a dutch themepark today.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 16:13:33


At 4/30/09 04:09 PM, dontkillkenny42 wrote: if you put ice on your neck it might stop the swelling.....

Same as if your rub lotion on it...well first it will get bigger, but after you throw up it will shrink.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 16:16:00


At 4/30/09 04:01 PM, HogWashSoup wrote: Get this and your man will be JEALOUS.

congrats, your pic is now on the ED page gallery

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 16:22:41


Wow, this is why you don't post things like this in the forums. It's even more hilarious when the mods are making fun of the guy.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 16:36:13


WHAT'S THAT? Non Dick Neck pictures in my Dick Neck thread?

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 16:37:14


At 4/30/09 04:36 PM, DirtySyko wrote: WHAT'S THAT? Non Dick Neck pictures in my Dick Neck thread?

It's more likely than you think.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 17:11:57


Im so dissapointed... that I didn't find this earlier....

Hi you may remember me form such Threads as "NG Trading Cards" I'm here for your amusement...

Simpsons refrence

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 17:13:56


About thirteen hours left...come on, NG...this needs to be a story written by THA PEOPLE or something...

If all else fails, I'll just say his Dad was a scientist and tried to deliver him through a controlled experimental micro black-hole/singularity, but when it became unstable, he shut off the machine before it ripped his baby's head off...unfortunately, he cut off the machine too late, and Dick Neck's life changed forever.

Meanwhile, his Mom's labia drags on the floor.

So, now an outcast of society, he sets onward trying to prove his worth by attempting to excel physically and mentally, and fails constantly along the way...that is, until...he meets his love interest on the very forums that ridiculed him, in the flabby, muscle-ish form of LordTurnip.

I'd like it to be written well before I start posting pages of the comic, you understand.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 17:23:24


The Encyclopedia Dramatica article is hilarious! Major kudos to whomever wrote it!

Also:

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 17:29:47


I can't stop...

THIS THREAD IS WIN!

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 17:51:13


anyone have a fetish for giraffes? then check out

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 17:52:41


YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 18:18:35


Dickneck what is really sad is the fact you were lifting for 2 years and that is as Buff as you could get XD.


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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 18:28:52


At 4/30/09 06:18 PM, TheRipper00 wrote: Dickneck what is really sad is the fact you were lifting for 2 years and that is as Buff as you could get XD.

You try gaining muscle when you've got a dick neck.

Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 18:29:53


At 4/30/09 05:52 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Omg David Caruso FTW...

To add to the pile:

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Response to The beast awakens 2009-04-30 18:35:33


I bet he just took steroids to get a little buff, and as his penis shrunk, his neck got bigger