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Kind of thought outside the box for this one. Instead of drawing one intimidating pet that would piss off fat kids, I thought - hey, why not a whole bunch? ;)

ANND , since I know the quality will be raped:
http://www.sheezyart.com/view/1977099/
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I have a thing for giant science fiction worms. Tremors, Dune, the purple worm from D&D, the one in that asteroid in Star Wars, Twinmold from Zelda, et cetera. My perfect pet would be a hundred+ foot long worm with skin tougher than steel. Two dozen eyes would litter it's body, clamping shut harder than a pneumatic press when it burrowed underground and giving her 360 degree vision when surfaced. It's cavernous maw could swallow a small car whole, and would open to reveal a quintent of muscular tentacles, each strong enough to snap bone, tear steel, and capable of dexterity acute enough to give it's psychically bonded owner hugs.

I call her Charlie.

Larger version

Right when originality is lacking a bit, here comes my crazy retarded pet, Jack the Randomparation, to inject win inti this, I may not be able to draw picassos like some of you, but who wouldn't like to have this pet?

Seriously though, imagine having a friend to your pool party, and suddenly this thing enters, everyone would laugh so much they'd start puking!

Hey Newgrounders! Here is my contribution...

His name is Bunnilla, yeah...a mix between a bunny and a gorilla. I always thought bunnies where the cutest more cuddliest animal in the Animal Planet. But somehow, they weren't big enough (planet's radiation maybe...), so i thought: why don't mix it with the big humanoid body of a gorilla? Then i had a dream and all that stuff, and came with this pet design.

The best thing about this design is that it grants Bunnilla the power to jump very VERY high! You can travel the world, go to Hellhole Wal-mart (in a volcano), anything you want to go. Also, Bunnilla likes parrots...in an eatable way. He is obedient, charming, sometimes unexpected, but always a friend.

Best Pet? I think so.

Damn, low quality...well, here it's Bunnilla with better (much better) quality:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/N iarfeZiur/GorillaBunFinal.jpg

STEVE
Hes kinda like my personal servant and friend. He has a very good vision all do he only has one eye, he likes to smoke big cigars,He kills people that enter my room without my consent AND he brings me a good cup of tea every single morning :)
He is my perfect pet!

a big panda

yeah 5th entry is finally done i was experementing with a new art style and i made ma alien pet of doom stand 7ft with huge claws and predatory drive so long as you keep him happy he will not kill you tell me what u think of my new style at my inbox please

She's a hot chick attached to a freaky monster thing, kinda like those morphs in Magic the Gathering (HO FUCK, NERDS!). She gives sexxxings and kicks ass. Also a good listener.

ULTRA MEGA SUPER SORT OF HI-RES IMAGE!

i was bored...

Introducing HandyMcHandFace, the perfect pet, He knows every language except hand language ironically, He gives out major hand jobs (and blow jobs) he is just the perfect pet, he likes reading by candle light at 2pm outside!

PERFECT PET!

Dragon of the RIGOVERSE

A dragon that travels the universe destorying worlds that offend his master, and devouring the stars themselves!!!

Name: RAGNAROK
Age: Unknown
Power: see description
Duration of time spent on this piece: 5 hours

This is a the most epic of all penguins.. the PWN-guin!
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The PWN-guin is an cigarette smoking, baby eats, rainbow gun weilding bad mother trucker who just doesn't give a rats ass. pure awesomness.

A kangaroo that can beat ass! Take down your worst enemies or kill its cub and ride in its pouch! Kangaroo is the latest, greenest, transportation method! It shits fertilizer! Or if you dont kill its cub, it will reproduce asexually this means you never run out of the pet! The day that your pet dies you can train its replacement! Each kangaroo is born with gloves on, so it can screw up some face and have some comic value to it!

Here is the Majestic Tit-breasted Screamer! It lures your enemies in with it's siren scream and juicy forhead vagina, then violently bites their dick off. It's great for home protection or a present to grandma. Just remember granny, don't try to put your dick in it.

Snorlax nggerz.

My pet, kinda pretty and cute....

The Cock-atiel is known to grant its owner extended youth and long-lasting felicity. A sexual creature by nature, it is prone to premature ejaculation like the person behind the inspiration of this creature, Sir William Stamper of Newgrounds. Catching one of these creatures is no easy task.

Bursting with uncontrollable love, and craving the very same the Cock-atiel is the rarest bird in the entire land. The Cock-atiel is usually only spotted lovingly cleaning the Penicorn of evil fag-mites in all of his hard to reach areas and sometimes giving a complimentary rim job before he's finished. It's not easy reaching behind his sacs with hooves..

This is Boris.
He likes to use his mouth for things.

what am i at six? ok cyber ninja dog thing thats all like part gorilla and part dog sooo yeah weekends coming expect a explosions of entries

In the late 90's when SNK was about to stop making there home arcade system the NEO-GEO they shipped out a thank you gift to all the top 100 loyal American video gamers who were apart of the NEO-FAN CLUB. In that box was a magical Japanese "kimochi Sho-Pet." This wonderful pet was soft, smelt like vanilla cake, it never shed; It didn't need to be fed conventional pet food it just needed a supply of protein in its feeding hole in the rear. It never poops just leeks marshmallow cream from its mounds on its back! It played all neo geo fighting games and told you all the moves for every character. Sadly they are no more, it caused relationship breakups, gamers never left there rooms for weeks at time. So it was banned it the U.S. and recalled back to Japan. =(

This is my 3ed submission.
Ass face Jim
Hes like a really long worm thingy with two faces, the left one is kinda retarded and loves to just listen to loud music all day long. The right one is an ass-face, and all do he looks like a total ass-hole he actually has an IQ of 500!
BETTER QUALITY

It is part dragon, part dog, and works on photosintesis so you dont have to feed it and it doesnt poo. Plus, you get plenty of oxygen. You can ride on its back and fly around the world, train it to eat disturbing people, or just hug it (and get plenty of oxygen).
Damn, the quality didnt turn out very good...

Here's a second one for me, I did this in chem today
Started off with a cyclops idea like mike from Monsters Inc, then added some extra details: note the sneakers and the bat wings
I call him Tweaks

This is the Choco Pet. He is small and fluffy. He shits chocolate balls and they are rly good....He eats just
sugar and nothing else....

Speed painting so it didnt turn as i wanted.... :(

Ive got my entry, but i am sad how everything on this blog makes it look like crap...i hate people being more talented than me :( :P lol, well anyway, i present to you the remote control zombie that can either kill or hug people, depending on your whim.....hes a cute lil fella isnt he?

My pocket Dragon! he lives in my pocket, but prefers to perch on my Shoulder, out in the open. He eats meat and veggies like any person, but prefers to hunt insects for his protien supplements. He can also breath small jets of flame. Intellegent, loyal, and friendly to all those who aren't assholes, the pocket dragon is the perfect pet. It is also a lizard, and I have allergies to furry animals, so that's also good :)

a zoom shot of him, haha, I shaved that beard a few days ago, but I like having a beard, it looks more manly and adds some detail to my face.

yeah! this thing is sure to win!

remote control fleuf