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This is a Fzz. No feeding, no mess, no hassle. Just a ball of fuzz with huge eyes. It is also sentient. Yay.

For the lowly retail associate who yearns for a 7ft tall teddy graham that will punish ignorant, mouth breathing customers, here is MONGO.

What's that old lady, you need to know where the pens are? Well, why don't I get MONGO to show you where they are, and while he's at it, smash your fucking brains in with one of the ten signs that says "Pens" in three foot tall letters you were standing right next to.

Puffer Sword:

it's silent
no feeding
no defecating
it's....edible maybe? (the puffer fish, of course!)

Because I think ahead and I know that global warming will turn Canada into a savage tropical island within a few years, this is the pet I'll want, nay, NEED.

When you're riding a Ballosaurus, no one dares piss you off and sabertooth tigers don't have shit on you. You can travel safely between the last remnants of civilizations and win most skirmishes against the mutoids who inhabit the wasteland.

And when he dies, you eat him and he tastes like crab with garlic butter. I love him.

bigger version here: http://www.thepoxbox.com/imageviewer.php ?id=drawing055

Wasn't too happy with my other pet, :(
so i drew my IDEAL pet.
She's called GUNNY.
She comes in eggs, and her mouth contains a rather large gun.
Handy.

Its a dog that knows how to use a toilet. No more picking up dog crap.

This is Danna, I drew her during christmas time for my NG profile =) she is the perfect dog for anyone who needs a single companion. Once Danna loves you no one else will be able to get close to you.
She is well tempered, caring, loyal, and a good gaurd dog ^^

Da Blob takin' ovar!

2009'

Hello!

This is my hoovercat. It feeds with dust.

I would like a Stoned Pikachu.

This is Noodles, a Phsycomorph. He is a friendly monster who enjoys football and Left 4 Dead. He is kind to his owner and other people but will kill if instructed by his/her owner. It's a loyal beast that gives sick rides to school or other places.

Here, is mine. It's a 'Computer Bird'. Instead of using a keyboard and mouse, it reads your mind so it knows what you want it, to do. It has the space of 10 nanobytes ( 10,000 gigabytes ), wireless internet ( without using a modem to connect to ), and the connection speed ( internet) of 1,000,000,000 sent and recieve.

-RaMdOmDuDe

ha! ha! beat this! an alien cat! her name is dessy and she got healing powers and can talk! plus she also smart!

At 1/20/09 11:57 AM, chainsawmurderer53 wrote: This is the dumple, he can sing, dance (sort of) and hoover up your crap! He can use his sucker to climb stuff as well. He also has no arse so there is no shit to clean up!

crap.

this is my perfect pet (:
he/she/it is a scene kid jelly.
it does not need feeding it sleeps when you tell it to and it is pocket sized

oh yeah it also is trained in THAI KWON DOE!

this is Mr Racoonas
He does all the paperwork and the filthy works for me :)
I love him en of course he loves me :p
I can trust him and I feel safe with him

My pet Mohawk.

No idea what it is but I had fun regardless.
high quality swf link: http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/swf/
birdthing.swf

oh also my first post

This is my pet, a lovely, sweet adorable rabbit..oh who am i kidding ._.

This is my pet, a crazy hyper rabbit how instead of being taken for a walk, likes to take his owner for a walk, or a sprint instead. He likes drinking Coca-Cola and Redbull when he's happy. But hates bathing and brushing his teeth (you can see his teeth in the picture).

But deep down inside he's a loverble creature :3

made 2 more for this thing cuss if theres one thing NG needs more of its furries. this one is amelie spendt a few days on it and its my first go at shading..

and this is chrystal, and i just noticed another furry artist above me =D so yh his/her reasons are same as mine but gotta note with that short tail u would have to with ur face on her butt to use it as a scarf.. oh.. im not sure if i should put NSFW on this one.. nothings really showing..

HEY KIDS

You know what's even better than a dinosaur?

A DINOSAUR DRAGON

BEHOLD TOR. He is the best fucking pet ever, unlike those Tricockatops and Ballsasaurs, this motherfucker can fly like a kite. He does all my cooking, laundry, and beats the shit out of the guy doing 50 mph on the left lane on the Express.

He can recite movie quotes perfectly, and has all of the Real Ghostbusters on DVD to watch any time I want. He even pays my half of the rent. If that's not enough, seeing as he's around 20 feet tall, he never asks to play video games with me, because he realizes he will be forced to wallow in shame and misery because he can't fucking hold the controller. He also smells like Old Spice Pacific Surge Deodorant and makes sure that I don't miss Hell's Kitchen on Weds Nights. He doesn't have to breathe at all, and the only food he feeds on is my enemies (besides Ice Cream sandwiches :3 ) and sometimes we watch Maury together, because when Maury confronts those people with phobias, it's god damn hilarious. We laugh at their suffering together, because he's the best pet ever.

High res w/o text if you wanna just look at my awesome pet sans text.

http://www.vulomedia.com/images/34438dog .png

heres a link to it.

So this would be an amazing pet because the holes on its back are portals that can create anything; guns food whatever. it can even make its own energy so it doesnt need to be fed. BUT IT LOVES YOU MORE WHEN YOU FEED IT REAL FOOD. since it needs no \thing but energy from itself its hollow and weighs less than yuo think. It weighs around 120 pounds as a minimum. Also its shell flips out to be a nice chair. Its tail can transform into anything that fits and while the hair is grown over to change it you can use it as a paintbrush.
Since it has big feet it is perfect for walking across snow and not falling in. It is a great fighting machine is a nice fantasy pet.

His name is Flint
He is very warm
His warm fiery eyes has the power to calm anyone on site.
He is incredible intelligent, he understands every thing you say and he is extremely loyal and obedient.
He is really fast and can spit fire
on command or when ever necessary he can turn into a huge beast as shown in my next drawing!

This is the transformation of Flint.
On command he turns from cute, intelligent and cool
to Beastly, fast and really Awesome!
His eyes although still mesmerizing have a certain fierceness to it.
His speed is matched only by a cheetah
He is slightly taller than a horse
and he can breath fire like a dragon if needed.
He loves running and riding me places

The coolest thing about this large beastly friend is that he can sprint across the land through forest and highways to the movies(he can hold up to two people) and once I'm there he can morph back into something so small he can fit in my hood and enjoy a movie with me.

I would have so much fun with Flint!

My last submission. Pretty Kitty completed!

At 1/3/09 03:33 PM, Dragonberry wrote: Behold, a Pegaraffe. A cross breed between a pegasus and a giraffe. You can throw a saddle on and ride it anywhere, with all the speed of a jet and none of the G-Forces it comes with. This guy will...

Another Entry. Yet another Pegaraffe, but drawn by hand during Spanish Class.

This is NIN, a Giant Mutant Worm with 3 claws with teeth on mouth and arms, his skeleton is outside from his body which acts like shield... He likes to hug :3

This is a Boogerbear. They live in chilly climates and are covered in brown, silky fur. The average weight for one of these little fellas is 15lbs, they're very docile and eat mainly the sap that is produced in mass by the Pweblo trees. They make excellent pets for those who live in cool climates, and are particularly active at night. Booger bears produce waste through their nasal passages an average of twice daily. Small green pellets resembling boogers are expelled from their noses into carefully molded piles for shelter. Booger bears are short-lived beings, ranging from 6to ten years in lifespan, but they are seldom unhappy and reproduce very quickly. Their long tails enable them great coordination and balance (which they need to manage their large craniums.) and they have tremendous leaping and grappling strength in their two feet. Their odor is similar to that of dryer lint, with a hint of sweetness due to their diet. They are generally very affectionate creatures.

He may be ugly as hell but at least he's potty trained.