I present to you, the Elafiendee!
Pronounced: [el -af - een - dee]
Plural: Elafiendi. Don't worry though, there is only one in the world.
Don't be put off by her frightening appearance, the Elafiendee is peaceful and 100% child friendly (well, unless they are lactose intolerant). She spends most her time inside a mystical purple jack-in-the-box. Just like you rub a genie's lamp to let him out, wind the box up and watch her go! As an elephant/bat spirit, she has no trouble fitting her head in and out of her box.
Just like a genie, the Elafiendee can grant you anything you wish for! But only if all you wish for is glowing aquamarine custard... That's right. She doesn't have a single pigment of colour in her body due to her part ethereal state and the fact she has spent a majority of eternity within a pitch black box. Through a strange psychedelic eye-photosynthesis magic trick, the Elafiendee feeds off of light through it's eye sockets, absorbing the energy and excreting a tasty treat for any lucky passerby.
It would definitely my dream pet. You can take it in your luggage if your going overseas, no problem! Never have to feed it, it's shit is tasty, and it looks freaky too... none of this cute business. Oh, and I looooooourve custard.