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this is my second entry its a skull ogre that shows no mercy the hand to the left isn't his its his victims any way sorry for the color quality the jpeg doesn't agree with me a strong beast with extreme speed and power over fire
Wouldn't you just love this? A giant hot-dog as a pet! It serves as emergency food, and it never stains your carpet! Your wildest dreams have come true!
(Comes as a veggie dog, or a soy dog for all of you vegetarian people out there. You can add ketchup, mustard, chili, relish or onions for another $3.00)
Read the pic...
Zip Poe The Monkey, Always there when I need a light. And A great defense mechanism, what better way to kill someone than to burn their face off with a giant lighter!
At 1/3/09 03:33 PM, Dragonberry wrote: Behold, a Pegaraffe. A cross breed between a pegasus and a giraffe. You can throw a saddle on and ride it anywhere, with all the speed of a jet and none of the G-Forces it comes with. This guy will eat WereRabbits that try to eat your garden. It doesn't excrete feces, but rather excretes peace and joy. A good friend of the Penicorn. Be warned. Because of the peace it emits, this animal is not available on Earth.
I'VE BEEN WORKING FOR OVER A MONTH ON A HUGE ASS FLASH WITH A FLYING GIRAFFE.
GOD DAMNIT! *HITS HEAD ON DESK SO HARD HE BLEEDS*
NOW WHEN I POST IT PEOPLE WILL SAY I STOLDZ IT FROM YOU!
>=( I HATE YOU!! I HATE YOU FOREVER!!!!! WTF MAN.
EFF THIS GAME.
GO! COPTERPHANT!!!! CHK-CHK-CHK-CHK-CHK!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~NSFW WARNING DON'T SCROLL OR YOUR CHILD EYES WILL BURN~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you didn't take me first one seriously a rabbit with 3 asses
I made this really kick-buttocks, it's so awesome that it has a crab claw for a tongue, paper lizzard in first grade art class; I always thought it would make a great pet! Just don't catch it on fire! >.<
(gotta love childhood memories, unless yours suck...)
I've always wanted a furry octopus with fewer legs/tentacles, so here it is.
The Furry Pink Quadripus
FlatDog. You can throw him like a frisbee, bounce him like a basketball, or fly him like a kite, and he'll still love you. Just make sure you keep him on a steady diet of pancakes and water. Flatdog has been known to play music by vibrating his nose if fed a cd.
"Inu wa mikka kaeba on wo wasurezu, neko wa sannen no on wo mikka ni wasureru"
A Dog will remember 3 days of Kindness for 3 Years...
A Cat will forget 3 years of Kindness in 3 Days....
A little sketch...then painted in Photoshop.
I didn't spend too much time on the environment or anything...
It will probably eat your neighbor's cat.
It also needs to be re-sized to fit the pyxl limit.
I dunno, I might do more if I have time.
I present to you, the Elafiendee!
Pronounced: [el -af - een - dee]
Plural: Elafiendi. Don't worry though, there is only one in the world.
Don't be put off by her frightening appearance, the Elafiendee is peaceful and 100% child friendly (well, unless they are lactose intolerant). She spends most her time inside a mystical purple jack-in-the-box. Just like you rub a genie's lamp to let him out, wind the box up and watch her go! As an elephant/bat spirit, she has no trouble fitting her head in and out of her box.
Just like a genie, the Elafiendee can grant you anything you wish for! But only if all you wish for is glowing aquamarine custard... That's right. She doesn't have a single pigment of colour in her body due to her part ethereal state and the fact she has spent a majority of eternity within a pitch black box. Through a strange psychedelic eye-photosynthesis magic trick, the Elafiendee feeds off of light through it's eye sockets, absorbing the energy and excreting a tasty treat for any lucky passerby.
It would definitely my dream pet. You can take it in your luggage if your going overseas, no problem! Never have to feed it, it's shit is tasty, and it looks freaky too... none of this cute business. Oh, and I looooooourve custard.
yeah! part dragon, part jetpack, part cyborg! what more do you want?! you don't have to feed him, because he finds his own food. (probably a lousy neighbor.) he doesn't crap because his stomach turns the crap-in-spe to fuel for his jetpack, and he doesn't emit any CO2. he can breathe fire (duh, he's a dragon.), and he can shoot laser beams from the tip of his tail. to recharge the beam, he just has to sit in the sun for 5 minutes, and he's ready to blast away. very usefull when you want to threaten people or want to go to some island for free. (you can sit on his back.)
..man i wish i HAD one.
Try not being a bitch for once, huh?
This is Seal-e, he is a mini seal that lives in a fridge, he is no bigger then a fist, and he eats raw fish sticks.
His fur is soft and fluffy and he likes to bite stuff. He is rly intelligent and protective, he will do anything to protect his master. He is a little bit hyperactive, he plays a lot and jumps all over the place, but he is careful not to brake anything, and he loves bathing.
He is the perfect pet for me!
My entry. this is like my 1st ever finished photoshop work. i need to get more fluent :D
basically a posh butler rat thing but without a tail.
this has been my dream ever since i was a little kid and saw jurassic park for the first time:
a little velociraptor, the size of a guinea-pig. it snaps at people you or he don't like, it loves to sit on your shoulder like a parrot, it gives out fullsize velociraptor-roars, but not as loud, it can take an eye out from someone you hate, it eats spiders and other creepers that invade your room, he takes out annoying flies during the nighttime, so you can sleep well, it's fun to watch when it is running around and playing, making little squeeky noises like a dolphin.
when cloning is ever made possible, ill be the first in line to buy one of these little buddies:D
this is my perfect pet!
Here is my entry. I really don't know what to call it, but it is mostly based on many different reptiles and a bird. I just let my imagination fly. Anyways, hope you guys like it
At your service
This is Fluff-z, he is a 2 legged creature that loves darkness and night. He feeds on smaller animals like cats and squirrels, and sometimes it eats a dog, if its a small dog. It has fluffy and soft fur, but it has teeth sharper then razor blades. He sleeps almost the whole day, and he hunts at night, he can see in the dark. His blood is extremely warm so Fluff-z is warm too. His body tem. is about 42°C.
Oh and he loves to bite stuff, especially rubber stuff.
Alright, here is my frog clock. I love my pets Dog and frog but, wanted to be more original than a dog.So I made a frog. I also wanted it to be different than a frog so I made it frog clock. I also added a back round with different clocks in the water like Crab Clock and Shell Clock. I drew it using fancy pencils but seeing, how my scanner didn't pick up the lighter colors I'm going to make a second version using my pastels to finish it.
Note:This is not a sketch. And I put time into it. But, noticed what my scanner did and wanted to add color as a second version. Hope ya guys like it.
Hes kinda like the family pet... We keep him in the basement, but sometimes we allow him to run around the house... He also has a habit of smoking AND eating people. But we're trying to get him to stop...
I'll probably submit more perfect pets later.
Only Apples Have The Right To be Red
MY DEVIANTART GALLERY
yeah third entry in two days well this guy here is a result of owning my friends in ssbb with bowser too much anywho who doesn't want a lizard king as a pet scaly smart agile strong loyal and takes craps on the roting corpse of ur foes i once again apologize for the color quality jpg hates me
his name is boob toob. :D he only plays porn videos at request, only the best! he doesnt eat or sleep. i dont know i think its pretty fuckin sweet to me !
Yay a giant suupah-rare tarsier. Its very soft and cuddly. It has a pouch where 2 grownups can sleep. Her pouch has a gyro-something system that keeps the pouch steady while the tarsier runs. The average age of a giant tarsier is about a 100 years. And after its owner dies it comes to his/her grave every week and puts fluffy toys on the grave :3 She does not eat a lot. Does not shed any fur and loves to lick you. That is my perfect pet.
A friggin' firebreathing iguana. Like a normal one, only fire breathing. It does everything you'd expect an iguana to do, including singing Bob Dylan on cold winter nights whilst patrolling a kindergarten after being put on community service for killing several children and raping their insides...
Did I mention it breathes fire?
My idea of a perfect pet is the Pizzachoco. This little creature provides your basic food needs anytime, anywhere. Craving a taco? No problem! How about a cheesy pepperoni pizza? Its got ya covered! Maybe some delicious chicken wings? It's here!
You'll never have to worry about potty training the Pizzachoco, because it shits slushies into any beverage container! A portable Slurpee shitter! Wow!
This little guy will never affect your allergies because it has no damn fur! YHEY!
It also knows the lyrics to every Devo song, and it wears shoes! GASP!
Im sorry for the poor quality but jpg dulled the colors.
Is a little minion that appears only when you want it to. You can communicate with it telepathycaly so he moves as fast as you think. Its also a shapshifer but it allways has red bright glowing eyes.