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i know its not great, but i wanted to give it a try... for some reason the speed of it wont go any faster... so please dont think bad of it for how laggy it is... i know i wont win, but i hope someone will like it... and i hope animated pics are ok?

pet dragon, great to play with, gets rid of the neighborhood cat problem, and is fun to bring to school on fire-drill day...

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Uhm, he shoots fire, has a tail, has wings and is in a suit and has kick ass shades, what more could you want?

a penis? yeah shut up

PERPETUO
This is my perfect pet because his super-flexible spine permits his cleanup and feeding to be self-contained...just don't let him lick you.

my cat :<>

my perfect pet

Pedro el Camaleon, the women love him.

My perfect Pet would be this charming fellow here whom I've nick-named 'Singer'. He'd hold me in his big, fleshy arms and sing me a lullaby as he gently rocks me from side to side until I slip into sweet sleep, dreaming of him. <3

Just call his name and he´ll be there to aid you.
"Cappy"!!

OMG Kids!
Its Pepe the Peliroo!
He might not be able to fly but my god, he can jump!
(Last Submition)

I like purple.

When you talk to you your friends/coworkers, do you ever wish you could confidently tell them that you have the biggest cock of all? Well now you can! Just whip out this bad boy (I named him Smilin' Bob XD) and enjoy the green aura of jealousy that will surely seep from every inch of their beings. He smiles! He dances! He makes your name known as "_______, the person with the largest cock of all!"

Alright well Phail - Cat is actually an experiment gone wrong. While trying to create the perfect Cat, I messed up a few things during the creation of it's DNA. So it turned into this. I didn't have the heart to torch the poor thing so I kept it as my pet. Phail - Cat Luvs to go for long walks where there are lots of people. For some reason he loves to eat little old ladies. His right hand is a stump because he chewed it off. He is about as smart but for some reason is a master at playing chess and cooking hash browns.

Here's a 3d perfect pet. His name is Bubblegum Montgumery.

Here's a 2d perfect pet. Mr.Bubbles is his name.

This is my ultimate pet. I call it the Leoteilabatcrid. Its a mix of a lion, cockatiel, spider, and bat. and of course, that specific combination of animals in that specific order have the coo of an angel that makes you fall to your knees and weep uncontrollably and secretes fecal matter that is every color imaginable which you cant look upon or else you will momentarily lose your sexual preference. well known for their bite as well which naturally, gives you guitar god like powers. they average about 2 feet in length and originated in the ottoman empire used as wedding gifts. today there are only a select few who have the knowledge passed down from generations to breed them. the breeding ritual is a complicated one and involves the eyes of a virgin, thirteen Todd mcfarlane action figures and a lilac scented air freshener. there is an American gladiator like initiation you must go through to prove your worthy of owning such a magnificent animal. the only animal to make it into the sports hall of fame.

*ahem* "Perfect"...

Please delete the other picture, please, mods.

Behold the Octogonapus.

This is actually my friend that drew this, but it'd be my perfect pet.
Give him props here.

I all ways wanted a Chinese dragon for a pet, they are just so awesome, so i drew one :P

parrot

Heres mine, A homicidal strawberry with to glocks. LOVE IT!!!

It's the Toilet Troll! He's great to take to work with you to pee secretly in the stockroom. Toilet Trolls may commit suicide, but fuck em, they're cheap as hell!

Got this idea from Camp north, ha ha. Go to it now!

This is my "Blue, Vicious, But Sadly Armless Bear ".

Gosh, this took 3 days. I planned on it being a mechanical dog, but instead I just went along right a dog-dragon-dinosaur hybrid thing. The shading is a little off since I was rushing, but meh, I think it came out "decent looking". Quality messed up by screenshot and paint =C

crazy, big clawed, wierd eyed rabbit!!

This is my second entry, always wanted a dragon and always wanted a hot chick. Mix them both together, ohhhhhhhh HHOOOOOTTTT!!!!!

OK guys and gals here is my idea of the perfect pet..... "SUPER MECH PET!" He is part stuffed animal and part robot with a drop of bad ass samurai!!!. He sports a red Japanese school back pack that carries different animal tails. When he snaps on the tails he possesses those animals' colors and abilities...(talk about an identity crises) Oh! and he also has this cool kick ass MECH that he can ride in. He was so awesome that he is staring in his own comic =)! He's in his Squirrel mode for the cover. Grabbing the nuts! Lol!

my perfect pet is something i can make fun of on a daily basis.
The Dog Whisperer + hamster = Hamster Whisperer = something very ugly = lolz

also i needed an excuse to test out ArtRage. Its alright.

This is a Gimmo. Gimmons grant wishes. You can't kill a Gimmo. Gimmos don't poo. Gimmos don't pee. Gimmos are hermafrodites. Gimmos melt if you watch porn. I want a Gimmo.
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This is a Big Joe. They are very rare, that's why it's the perfect pet. Not many people have them and when he dies, you can cook and eat him. Very nutritious. But you can only eat him when he died natural XD Some people say eating a Big Joe makes you immortal

A raccoon that mutated with a fish and crab somehow hmm...