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Here he is, Bearilla!! My perfect pet! Hes a bit larger then 2 meters, he's strong, awesome, and does everything for me. I can give him hugs and sleep in his soft arms. Or i can make him punch guys that i don't like. :D (Though i'd rather do that myself :) ) He's just the best!!
I give you Lobsterkitten
Lobsters are quite cool creatures but their heads are just way too ugly so I've replaced it with something cute: A kitten's head. This is the perfect body. Cute head with cool body. The claws can be quite useful for all kinds of things.
Lobsterkitten can be found under water like any lobster and also trees like any cat.
Bob has the intellect of a human (a naive one, though) and can do anything you can do with other human beings (playing video games in the image), but also likes simple games like fetch. He lives as long as his owner does, generally has a similar personality to the owner (same likes and dislikes, all that), and can take care of himself.
Also, he has a top hat, which is really the icing on the cake.
Latest Blog Entry - thx
At 1/25/09 03:28 PM, neeko wrote: Here's my entry.
I forgot to write that this is a Squirlapus. About 6 feet long and hovers. It communicates with your thoughts so it knows what you're thinking and what you want it to do. Good and suffocating people you don't like or fetching you a beer. But it's not a "cuddly" type of pet.
Here's my pet. It's a home ogre. Its a great cook, watches the kids and punches annoying salesman in the face. When it has nothing to do, it likes to read philosophy or write poems. He eats carrots and small kittens. The only con is that he doesnt know how to handle stubborn doorknobs, so usually he just walks through the wall.
A whale with a mounted rocket system, need I say more? What better way to spend your time than flying through the cosmos on the back of a massive whale, traveling from planet to planet to show off your hot new ride. Comes with fishbowl helmet for whale so he can keep his face submerged while propelling or lounging in space.
non-gif-pixelated version here.
Non-euclidean Mimi, she lives on angles that were not meant to be, like tindalos, and have too much love to share
From the good people at creature comforts inc. we bring you, The great Sofasaurus.
A genetically modified hybrid of hundreds of animals this versatile beast will provide your living room with a truly organic touch, as well as being an utterly brilliant and practical couch (or of course sofa depending on which word you use) it incorporates many ingenious features that the non-living sofas of yesterday just could not offer!
How many times have you had to difficultly transport your new couch through a tight corridor? Well how many times has your couch had sturdy legs to walk through your house?
Bored of losing the remote control? Well the Sofasaurus's telepathic powers will make that a problem of the past!
How about losing coins down the back of the couch? what would you say if they were assimilated into the couches system and deposited into a specially designed receptacle so you can always have spare change?
Big bowl of doritoes? no problem! a flattened head will support those snacks!
And we've all been in that irritating situation where you've just sat down, only to realize you need to get up to get something, well using its telepathic mind-reading skills the Sofasaurus will fetch that object for you using its surprisingly agile tail, you need never get up for a pen again!
'But wait' we hear you ask, 'dont pets need feeding, and housetraining?'
Well not this one! The Sofasaurus can live for hundreds of years simply off lint from peoples pockets and crumbs from snacks. Using a unique secondary mouth the Sofasaurus can assimilate almost any organic substance as food. And as for housetraining? Well as it uses so little energy, the Sofasaures needs to make a deposit of dry, compressed dust about once every 4 months , on top of this, it has been trained to wait untill you are away or asleep and then quietly and discreetly eject its leavings out of a window.
So there you have it folks! the answer to all your couch/animal related searches! the Sofasaures! order yours today!
This is mine, he's a blind dog i'd call him tony and i'd clean him, feed him and take him for walks everyday.
This contest was way to long! To much time to procrastinate at doing a piece :/
Behold! GORKEY in all of his glory. Half monkey, half gorilla. This LARGE beast has all the cool features of a monkey, but Gorkey has the strength of a gorilla.
Mess with him. I dare you.
yeah, that's my entry for the contest. I know it looks very undone; but this is what I can do amongst those other stuff.
As you can see, it s a furry animal-plant pet. first of all, it provides you its nutrigious fruits, fresh air and living place amongst its fur and branches, so it is perfect for poor people and hippies :P also being a plant, you only need to give it water and sunshine.
btw I don't need to mention its cuteness, I think :3
Besides of eating its fruits, you can also cultivate them to have more furry fellows. And dont worry, eating these fruits that contain life of furry animal-plants is not more cruel than eating eggs.
My perfect pet: the Mutant Lab Rat
Diet: Runs on 2 buckets of corn, half a cow and 15 gallons of peanut butter everyday.
Why he is the perfect pet: In the near future, all ways of travel would be expensive as hell. Fortunately I have my little creature to carry me to my destinations whenever I please. I don't even get stuck in traffic since I can cut corners at up to 50mph. Unlike traveling on horses or camels, the Mutant Lab Rat will travel faster and longer without the need of taking long breaks all the damn time. Sadly this is the last of its kind, because it had to be neutered after he tried to hump my neighbor's Hummer H6 :(
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Say what you see. A Cock Clock.
My pet displays the time, and can be set as an alarm and make tea simultaneously.
Every morning it shoots boiling water from its todger (meh, gotta come from somewhere) and dunks it genetically modified teabag scrotum in. This comes as a surprise to the fella ( I guess cos its stupid) and shrieks an early morning wake-up call. As I rise from my bed, I am greeted by a lovely brew and a rooster paralysed from shock.
You can hug and ride it, I guess, but you'd probably squash it.
My perfect pet is an ancient, mystical, flying tortoise. It has magical wings that can't be clipped from it's body. It's shell is very hard and semi-hollow so I can ride inside like a tank. It's very warm and spacious too, where I can set up my computer and things and do what I do.
It's personality isn't perfect, similar to a dog. Imperfection and flaws are what make people caring and loving. It's very playful, yet obedient. It gets into some trouble, but that's what makes him so fun to fly around on. He takes me anywhere I want so I can see the world from all different perspectives.
I put an incredible amount of fine detail into this so here's high quality. Hope it helps.
This was like my first photoshop painting :)
Teehee! Last minute entry since I teased you with a base rough in the talk thread.
BoozeHound is the best pet ever because he gets drunk off whatever I drink.
Liver damage? Brain retardation? I fear thee not! I have a canine companion that takes all the punishment that should go into my body for heavy alcoholic binging, and he remains steady fast and loyal no matter what, and just like grandma, still pisses where ever is convenient.
WHEW JUST MADE IT.
Need a hot dicking?
I do voices.
We have decided on the winners!
1st ($100 in NG Store credit): Starogre: Flying Tortoise.
2nd ($50 in NG Store credit): sucho: Rover.
3rd ($25 in NG Store credit): Comick: Dusty (or Shade?).
First Runner Up ($10 in NG Store credit): TurkeyOnAStick: Cock Clock.
Second Runner Up ($10 in NG Store credit): Funy-mony: Copterphant.
Congratulations to the winners and a big "thank you" to everyone who participated!
You may discuss the results in the contest TALK thread.
Please; no sore losers.
Stay tuned for our next art contest coming up in only a few days!! =3
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