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Ridiculous Text Adventures

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How stupid are you? 5 Points

Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.

Suicide 5 Points

You monster.

That was smart 5 Points

What you should have done is really obvious.

Your pants are on fire 5 Points

Liar, liar...you get where this is going.

AI never gives up 25 Points

You found a stalker!

Undiscovered, but also working as a toilet cleaner 25 Points

Good luck with your new career.

You are a murderer 25 Points

Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.

Nailed the interview 50 Points

You're going to be such a good zookeeper.

You are the chair 50 Points

And you should be damn proud.

The only kind of emotional ending in the entire game 100 Points

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You made a deal! 100 Points

I hope you chose the money.

Author Comments

You are either Dan Norton or Courtney Cook, two average people who themselves in bizarre circumstances. As Dan, you must fend off the advances of a smitten AI companion. As Courtney, meanwhile, you'll interview with a belligerent, possibly drunk executive.

Fall in love. Time travel. Clean toilets.

The possibilities are endless, except that there are only nine of them, because there are nine endings.

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CONTROLS:

Press X to go on a job interview, and Z to be given a personalized AI.

In dialogue, Z allows you to advance, and X lets you read faster.

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CREDITS:
Writing: Hershall Cook
Music: Alex Grover
Art: Grace Howson

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BACKGROUND:

Ridiculous Text Adventures combines two games I developed as Christmas gifts. Each game functions a conversation with extensive branching dialogue and several endings, and both were made in under twenty-four hours with the goal of making the recipient laugh. The first went to my then coworker, Dan Norton. Along with concrete things like quadcopters and video games, Dan listed 'nice people' as one of his interests for our office secret santa. So I built him an artificial nice person. The second was a gift to my sister. She's been looking for a full-time job for a bit, so I pitched her the game as 'interview advice.'

If you'd like a personalized text adventure, PM me and we can talk pricing.

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FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER:
www.twitter.com/hershallcook
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GET THE SOUNDTRACK:
https://wefightbears1.bandcamp.com/album/ridiculous-text-adventures-original-soundtrack

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[Rating: B+]

Good and humerous game. Would play again.

[Short Summary:Too short of a review to recieve one]

It knows I love Magic: The Gathering...it is a time traveler game thingy!! I love this thing, this parabolic thought that makes the space cheese continuity grovel monster's nose tickle with delight!

Marry me?
Yes, no, or who needs marriage when we have open relationships?

The End

A fun story game

So this was a fun game here has a good story element about this game you have to really follow the story to get some medals and thats what made it fun for me I still think some added interface visual changes like sleeker look on the interface, anyways nice game.

~~SUGGESTED IDEAS~~
I still think some added interface visual changes like sleeker look on the interface

~X~

I really liked the ways to get the different endings, it was a little short tho, also no, i chose the gummy bears.

I need more, so much more...

HershallCook responds:

Glad you enjoyed! I'm currently working on the full version of When Goats Join Cults, which has a ton of ridiculous dialogue. I'll send the Steam link your way when it goes live.

Credits & Info

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Votes
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Score
4.23 / 5.00

Uploaded
Jan 23, 2017
9:25 AM EST
Genre
Adventure - Other
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