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Reviews for "Ridiculous Text Adventures"

This game is too much! I love it

HershallCook responds:

Glad you enjoyed it! Check out the spiritual sequel, Sidekicks Never Win, here: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/705774

I got all the medals :D
Great game, a lot of different and incredibly funny endings.
You should definitely make more games like this!

HershallCook responds:

Check out my game Sidekicks Never Win! It's longer, just as funny, and also features some incredible art.

Amazing

Wow, amazing game! Real trippy, too.

HershallCook responds:

Since you liked this, you should check out Sidekicks Never Win! It's my recently released spiritual sequel featuring way more branches, jokes, music, and art.

i got 20 million dollars