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Reviews for "Ridiculous Text Adventures"

Got them all (Achievements).

I'm not normally a fan of text adventures, but this is ridiculous and hilarious. Please tell me there'll be more in the future.

Sequel! PLEASE!

By the way, I couldn't get "Your Pants Are on Fire" and "You Are the Chair", they don't get unlocked.

I mean... It's so hard to find a text-only game that contains a lot of... content and fun.
10/10 would flirt with the A.I. again

I hope you chose the money
Me: No ._.