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Procedurally generated planets!
Procedurally generated animals!
Procedurally generated space ships!
An entire procedurally generated UNIVERSE!
Trade, craft, fight, survive, and explore an INFINITE universe! You can do ANYTHING, even encounter other players (Though the chances are very small, due to the sheer size of the game)! What's not to like?

Press ESCAPE in game to view the controls
WASD to move
Mouse to aim and shoot
Hold E to do stuff
Press SPACE to open inventory
Press + or - to control the volume

EDIT: Made it take longer to reach the center of the universe and fixed a couple things

I've spent years filling this game with surprises. You've spent years waiting. Don't spoil it for yourself by reading the rest of this description. You can scroll up and experience it for yourself.

Note: Dying is not the end, it just sits on the black screen for a while

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EDIT: Here's a list of all the secret medals and how to get blueprints
(major spoiler alert)
skudger.tumblr.com/post/149739828144/how-to-get-blueprints-and-all-the-secret-medals-in

So anyway, here you go. I remade almost the entire game of No Man's Sky in 2D. I will admit I could have delayed it and polished it more (AKA gutted all the content out) but I wanted to finish it before people forget about No Man's Sky. I think I pretty accurately captured the overall experience. I just saved you $60 :^)

Honestly there's a lot to like about No Man's Sky, but there's so much more to not like. I think it has good potential if they actually update it, which they better because this game is not worth $60 at all. Let me know your opinion, I'm excited to respond to your comments (Unlike Sean Murray)

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I swear to my baby dick if I have to recharge my shit ONE MORE TIME I WILL.....DO.........SOMETHING


Skudge responds:

But recharging your shit is the best part of the game ;)


Despite this being a parody, I feel it far exceeds the source material it is parodying. My reason is simple, I'm actually having fun playing this game! Compared to No Man's Sky which is a game that can have all of its mechanics figured out and mastered within a matter of hours without a single shred of challenge, this is actually fun to play. I always bitch about handholding in video games, but when a studio makes such an obnoxiously stupid game as No Man's Sky, I am legitimately disappointed without even playing the damn thing. I tip my hat to you and I hope you keep on doing these kinds of work that says what we're all thinking and isn't afraid of it.

It's not like Hello Games could DMCA this anyways seeing as the ASA has asked both the studio and Valve to get rid of the misleading ads and screenshots from every outlet and market place the game is sold at. Valve will most likely get rid of the game altogether because of the month long radio silence HG has had. As for Sean Murray, he'll be bankrupted before the end of the year. Look it up if you don't believe me.


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Thank you! And yeah I hope he loses all the money he made from this "game"


10/10 and I need to recharge my life support, again :D


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thanks ;)


Simply amazing


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Thank you!


As far as "bad on purpose" parody games go, the controls were just annoying enough to keep me playing and the jabs and lampooning kept on coming at a breakneck pace. I don't understand how so many people got fooled and then got angry at No Man's Sky (seriously, have gamers never heard of 'scope'?) but I totally get the joke and it was told pretty well. There were a few control hiccups which I believe were unintentional (mostly to do with movement 'sticking' in a particular direction) but overall I could tell when I was being screwed with on purpose. Overall, pretty good.


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Thank you!! :)

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