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Super Gonad Smasher

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Impotent 5 Points

Lose all your lives

Castrator Evader 10 Points

Defeat Vasekto's 2nd form

De-venomed 10 Points

Get spiked

Sea-man 10 Points

Defeat Vasekto's first form

Search and Destroy 25 Points

Blow up all roaming bots

Sperminator 25 Points

Defeat Vasekto's 3rd form

Seed Savior 50 Points

Defeat Vasekto's 4th form

Baller 100 Points

Beat the game without getting hit

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Author Comments

UPDATE 1.4: Fixed "Penile Pacifist" Medal
UPDATE 1.3: Fixed "Baller" Medal
UPDATE TO VERSION 1.2: Fixed going off the left side bug and removed beginning rain to cut down on lag.

A vasectomy is not a joking matter.

Made by Nick, Luis, and Tim for Pixel Day 2016.
http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/pixelday

Controls:
- Arrow Keys (or Game Pad)
- Press DOWN to SUPER SMASH (ouch!)
- "P" to Pause
- "F" to toggle Full Screen mode
- Toggle Music/SFX from Pause menu
- Restart game from Pause menu

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I BEAT MY MEAT TO THIS GAME AND CUMM HARD YEAAAAA DADDY AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAWOOOOOAOAOAHAHAHAHAHHA

wait is that balls?

I feel like I would like playing this game if it was fixed. It's too slow, so I cannot figure out the damage phase, and I don't know what's going on. I think it allows you to skip the forms of Vasekto using the first few number keys, but when you do, you're just stuck there watching the form die.

Edit: I just revisited this game near midnight today, and I honestly feel like the game has been fixed pretty good. The game seems a little slow sometimes, but certainly faster. I am actually able to play it more thoroughly, and it's more understandable and pretty funny. I even managed to get all except two achievements so far. I'm happy. :)

Luis responds:

Would be good to revisit I for sure

alta mierda de juego que verga con vasekto en tercera forma prefiero cuties tambien chinga tu puta madre

balls