First of all, I dont want this review to be a complaint of another review that I disagree with, but I can help but say just a few words regarding Redfeather.
I don't agree with your review for multiple reasons. First, I don't think you can call these artists bad because you yourself have only contributed voice work, no art, to the portal. I understand that you don't like it, but I think calling these artsits autistic and worthless pieces of shit fuck is a little to much.
I apologize for that complaint. As for the movie that I'm reviewing, I must say that is lacking in certain areas. I didn't find most of them particularly funny, but some of them gave me a chuckle. I do think the animation could use a little work, but it is much better than the majority of content on this site.
I encourage you all to continue working, and I look forward to more of this stuff :)
I cant give you a 10 because its pretty , well , bad. But I cant give you a 0 because i cant do anything better than this lol. so I give youuu a ......... 5!
I'm that guy who gave a zero with a wall of text
I'm used to seeing poor submissions from these users, but my god, none of them have ever been so visually repugnant and horrendously unfunny warranting a lengthy hate review like this one has.
I understand that all the skits are trying desperately hard to be funny and random and I can see that ALLOT of work has gone in to this awkwardly bad skit show, but FUCK. This is embarrassing, I can't believe I'm even reviewing this crap, this is shameful garbage.
I absolutely love the way you implement disturbingly unfunny canned sound effects, terrible voice acting, and the oh so consistent gay subculture references that YOU NEED to get the joke across is every terrible piece of shit you autistics manage to put into fla form. I would love to go in detail on why I every skit in this (series???) horrible collab is terrible and relies completely on childish fart jokes with random l o l humor and ugly facial expressions, but I can't because they are all the same thing, only difference being that they got progressively worse as it dragged on.
Art wise, in comparison to your other works and just my standards in general, was awful, sloppy and ugly. With ever skit bringing new meaning to the word "bad", it was hard to watch this the whole way through. If I were to pick from the fine selection of artists whose work I enjoyed the least, it would undoubtedly be TheFabs, not just because she is a terrible artist and an immature brat with an awful sense of humor, but because her skits in this actually effected my value of life.
Overall, I see no potential in this series and it is my personal recommendation to discontinue it.
I have a thousand-yard stare now
this was honestly so appalling that I haven't even flinched in horror, disgust, or hatred until I saw the big fucking "END" screen. I'm probably traumatized from how bad this was. This had the appeal of a train wreck filled with awful humor.
You three have practically zero animation skill, yet it's apparent that all of you continue to use the same god-awful ripoff "styles" that you've developed.
TheFabs obviously has awful anime "inspiration," OnionsXD has a hard-on for Johnny Utah and other "shiny" flash artists, and Cristo apparently can't STOP using fucked up shapes to represent people to make up for the fact that he can't draw people.
lolSORANDOM humor isn't funny to anyone but awkward children who nobody finds fun to be around. Dated internet humor mixed with unoriginal content and cutaway bullshit does NOT make something good.
LOL FOOD ITEM SO RANDOM. Fuck, grow up. The entire video was just bad jokes piled onto other bad jokes with abhorrent animation and disgusting design. I honestly have nothing but the upmost hatred for this flash and you bunch of fucking children, I can't take this, I'm so flustered by the fact that someone made this AND IS PROUD OF IT. How can you be so proud of painted shit? This is painful as FUCK to even LOOK at.
How fucking old are all of you? 11? Is this 2003 where jokes like this are still being tossed around? Fucking fuck this is a nightmare I honestly can't even begin to comprehend
I can't leave a coherent review on this. This is too bad on too many levels for me to even begin picking it apart. I've seen morgue inspections cleaner than this shit, jesus.
I'll try anyway. Rambling aside, the animation is trash. Every one of you animates like a child who just discovered what flash is and has no artistic merit whatsoever. The ability to breathe life into your drawings could not be further from you alls' grasps. There is nothing positive I can say to add incentive to improve, other than the usual "give up forever and don't come back until you know how to actually produce ART by imitating LIFE and being a REAL ARTIST" criticism.
The voices sound like you alls' voices. It probably is. You all sound awful. With voices like those, you all are better off doing silent film. Plus, the mic quality is fuck-awful. Just don't ever use them.
The video itself was just incoherent cutaway humor with no merit whatsoever. None of it was even funny to the slightest degree. My 9-year-old sisters might find this somewhat funny, but then they'd complain that it drags on too long or that the jokes are immature or pointless, which is a good way of describing this entire flash: immature and pointless.
The music is unfitting for the most part. It's just whatever YOU all enjoy listening to being blasted in full without any regard to the tone or atmosphere the music can lend. It's just the same level of nonsensical dribble expected from kids who animate this badly, though.
I'm giving this a one, solely because I don't want to be "that guy" who put a zero and a wall of text, since you're probably not going to read it anyway. I'm also almost out of characters to write with.
booty booty butt bad
Honestly, what am I watching. The skits pile one on top of the other, like a shit snowball gaining momentum down shit hill, relying solely on fart noises and lolsorandum xD humor, as shown in EVERY FUCKING SKIT.
I almost broke my knees from fits of laughter when things would randomly happen, like the second skit, which relies entirely on the humor of someone falling unexpectedly. Am I supposed to be laughing yet? This same technique to garner pity laughs is used by the pizza skit, cat/ kangaroo skit, and others.
As mentioned earlier, this is no longer 2004, you're no longer in the cage in middle school drooling and making fart noises for all of your autistic friends to giggle at as you shame your parents. This infantile type of humor no longer suffices, it is impossible to maintain any level of comedic merit by adding awesomefaces and memes to everything.
Sorry for the review, but, it's 2011, you're no longer 12, and you can't act like this is funny anymore. You can't just animate poorly and fart while hoping the audience of newgrounds keels over in a giggle fit in the giggle pit.
I'll be generous and give you a one, seeing as at least one animator put forth a conscious effort to not have this be baby autist's first flash animation. Hopefully, from this review and others, you can both evolve your sense of humor and your animating styles.