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Nov 29, 2009 | 11:40 AM EST

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Aversion to death 5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person 5 Points Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law 5 Points Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person 5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Author Comments


Applez seems to be suffering from the same bug that Armed Prophet is, which is caused by a new update in Internet Explorer. As far as I know there is NOTHING I can do on my side to fix this. You can fix this by either using Firefox (this is just good all round advice) or by following this procedure, that I am told will help:

SOLVED: Tools---Internet Options --- Security tab --- uncheck protected mode. or Tools---Internet Options --- Security tab --- click -trusted sites - click sites - uncheck require server - click add (Make sure you also have unchecked protected mode for this zone) This will disable it for only the site you add. This solved the problem but obviously will weakens your security. I would recommend you only disable this when you go to sites you trust that have this problem. Tested with IE8 on Windows 7 RC. I also think it will work with Vista and IE 7.

I am unforunately, unable to replicate this problem myself, so I cannot guarantee that this will work. If anyone can shed some light on this bug, please contact me :D

A fun and different puzzle platformer, featuring 11 levels, 14 achievements to unlock, retro sprites and original music by 4 talented chiptune artists. The game also features a level select feature, allowing players to return to previous levels to get achievements they may have missed.

Controls: move with the arrow keys (or WASD), press down to eat apples or throw-up. Move blocks with space (when fat). Push buttons when fat to make platforms solid. If you lose a life, the buttons will still be pushed down, but if you lose all your lives, all the buttons will be reset.

This is my first full flash game, created as a summer project but only just finished! I was the sole programmer and artist for this game. I hope everyone likes it.

Update: Medals added, thanks to Tom for the help. Also front page woo! Thanks to everyone for their positive reviews :D

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

In the level 2, i can't get the apple. I jump but not the sufficient. Fix it, please?


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

needs updating, my character is running to the left side the screen while I am pressing nothing. I cannot advance in the game as when I press anything it is still going left. It is impossible to pass level 1 because of this problem. Please fix ASAP


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Before i had a chance to play this game, I got All the medals before playing this
good job

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Puked on the princess

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Rated 3 / 5 stars

The game just plays too slowly and awkwardly for my taste. I like the fattening concept, and the achievements are clever. It seems to be a pretty straightforward platformer.

However, using fat as a concept automatically also utilizes slow as a concept, and that frustrated me to no end while playing it. The hitboxes of things were also shoddily done; the downward mashing dowels, for example, don't act as walls if you try to walk past them while down...they still somehow hurt you. There were also lots of glitches. The screen wouldn't quite follow my character, hitboxes would be messy, I'd land on a cat only to miss, I'd miss a cat only to bounce up as if I hit it...all of these were minor individually, but do add up.

It rapidly moved from humorous to tedious gameplay, and just wasn't my cup of tea for a game. As a parody of medals and a momentary amusement, it has some value, I guess.

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