...have bellybuttons? Just a thought because in order to have a bellybutton, an umbilical cord was present...So....
So does Adam and Eve...
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YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF GOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
At 10/12/08 01:05 AM, gibleto wrote: YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF GOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I believe so.
God apparently has a bellybutton, because they were made in his image.
And what about the part where Eve eats the apple and everyone realises they are naked?
Correct me if im wrong about this please.
At 10/12/08 01:06 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: God apparently has a bellybutton, because they were made in his image.
So if God has one too, how was he born?
At 10/12/08 01:07 AM, anarchist665 wrote:At 10/12/08 01:06 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: God apparently has a bellybutton, because they were made in his image.So then who gave birth to him?
he gave it to himself
At 10/12/08 01:05 AM, gibleto wrote: YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF GOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
That depends. Does God know I'm questioning the word of Him?
At 10/12/08 01:10 AM, Digital-Terror wrote: They didn't have feet, arms, or even a brain. They were single celled organisms that, over billions of years, evolved into people.
That doesn't really explain to me as to whether they had bellybuttons or not.
At 10/12/08 01:12 AM, Digital-Terror wrote:At 10/12/08 01:11 AM, Randy74 wrote:Oh, yes, they did. All cells have bellybuttons.At 10/12/08 01:10 AM, Digital-Terror wrote:That doesn't really explain to me as to whether they had bellybuttons or not.
It all makes sense now!
At 10/12/08 01:10 AM, Digital-Terror wrote: They didn't have feet, arms, or even a brain. They were single celled organisms that, over billions of years, evolved into people.
BLASPHEMY!! You're going to burn in hell for your science!
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At 10/12/08 01:10 AM, Digital-Terror wrote: They didn't have feet, arms, or even a brain. They were single celled organisms that, over billions of years, evolved into people.
Oh! I get it now!
At 10/12/08 01:05 AM, gibleto wrote: YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF GOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
This made me actually laugh...first time in a long time.
I refuse to say "I lol'd IRL!"
RAWR.
At 10/12/08 01:08 AM, Alex-Cortes wrote: And what about the part where Eve eats the apple and everyone realises they are naked?
Then they have a giant orgy and the children of Adam and Eve are born.
Do clone have navels?
The Simpsons don't think so.
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At 10/12/08 01:04 AM, Randy74 wrote: ...have bellybuttons? Just a thought because in order to have a bellybutton, an umbilical cord was present...So....
That's the same thing as asking if we're all related since Adam and Eve were the first two people...
Lulz... Adam and Eve were like.. every race... x)
Hey wait.. WE'RE ALL FUCKEN RELATED!!?!?!!!
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At 10/12/08 01:08 AM, All-American-Badass wrote:At 10/12/08 01:07 AM, anarchist665 wrote:he gave it to himselfAt 10/12/08 01:06 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: God apparently has a bellybutton, because they were made in his image.So then who gave birth to him?
It's true, he fucked his stomach so hard he gave himself a belly button.
If you search on Google images, all of the paintings of them show them having belly buttons.
Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you are still a retard.
At 10/12/08 03:01 AM, jimmythehedgehog wrote: gosh. does it matter?
Why, yes it does.
Hey wait.. WE'RE ALL FUCKEN RELATED!!?!?!!!
Hello....... BROTHER!!
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Wait, ewwwww.
god gave birth to himself. he crawled out of his ass.
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Well thats it folks, Christianity is busted.
Which means god would have a belly buttonn...which poses an even biger dilemma
At 10/12/08 01:07 AM, anarchist665 wrote:At 10/12/08 01:06 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: God apparently has a bellybutton, because they were made in his image.So then who gave birth to him?
hemself
At 10/12/08 01:05 AM, gibleto wrote: YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF GOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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At 10/12/08 01:04 AM, Randy74 wrote: ...have bellybuttons? Just a thought because in order to have a bellybutton, an umbilical cord was present...So....
GAWD WERKS IN MYSTERIUS WEYZ LUL
