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So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 01:04:37 Reply

...have bellybuttons? Just a thought because in order to have a bellybutton, an umbilical cord was present...So....


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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 01:05:08 Reply

YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF GOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 01:06:24 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:05 AM, gibleto wrote: YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF GOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I believe so.


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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 01:06:32 Reply

they had outies

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 01:06:57 Reply

God apparently has a bellybutton, because they were made in his image.


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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 01:07:30 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:06 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: God apparently has a bellybutton, because they were made in his image.

So then who gave birth to him?

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 01:08:26 Reply

And what about the part where Eve eats the apple and everyone realises they are naked?

Correct me if im wrong about this please.

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 01:08:33 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:06 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: God apparently has a bellybutton, because they were made in his image.

So if God has one too, how was he born?

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 01:08:34 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:07 AM, anarchist665 wrote:
At 10/12/08 01:06 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: God apparently has a bellybutton, because they were made in his image.
So then who gave birth to him?

he gave it to himself

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 01:10:03 Reply

They didn't have feet, arms, or even a brain. They were single celled organisms that, over billions of years, evolved into people.

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 01:11:33 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:05 AM, gibleto wrote: YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF GOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

That depends. Does God know I'm questioning the word of Him?

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 01:11:36 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:10 AM, Digital-Terror wrote: They didn't have feet, arms, or even a brain. They were single celled organisms that, over billions of years, evolved into people.

That doesn't really explain to me as to whether they had bellybuttons or not.


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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 01:12:01 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:11 AM, Randy74 wrote:
At 10/12/08 01:10 AM, Digital-Terror wrote: They didn't have feet, arms, or even a brain. They were single celled organisms that, over billions of years, evolved into people.
That doesn't really explain to me as to whether they had bellybuttons or not.

Oh, yes, they did. All cells have bellybuttons.

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 01:12:54 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:12 AM, Digital-Terror wrote:
At 10/12/08 01:11 AM, Randy74 wrote:
At 10/12/08 01:10 AM, Digital-Terror wrote:
That doesn't really explain to me as to whether they had bellybuttons or not.
Oh, yes, they did. All cells have bellybuttons.

It all makes sense now!


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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 01:14:32 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:10 AM, Digital-Terror wrote: They didn't have feet, arms, or even a brain. They were single celled organisms that, over billions of years, evolved into people.

BLASPHEMY!! You're going to burn in hell for your science!

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 01:16:34 Reply

What a great question. :)

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 01:16:36 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:10 AM, Digital-Terror wrote: They didn't have feet, arms, or even a brain. They were single celled organisms that, over billions of years, evolved into people.

Oh! I get it now!


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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 01:17:40 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:14 AM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: BLASPHEMY!! You're going to burn in hell for your science!

Death will be my retirement. You religious folk will have to keep on doing a bunch of shit after you die.

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 01:18:35 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:05 AM, gibleto wrote: YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF GOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

This made me actually laugh...first time in a long time.

I refuse to say "I lol'd IRL!"

RAWR.

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 01:36:18 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:08 AM, Alex-Cortes wrote: And what about the part where Eve eats the apple and everyone realises they are naked?

Then they have a giant orgy and the children of Adam and Eve are born.


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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 01:47:52 Reply

Do clone have navels?

The Simpsons don't think so.


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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 02:15:31 Reply

Adam and Eve are fictional characters.

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 02:22:38 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:04 AM, Randy74 wrote: ...have bellybuttons? Just a thought because in order to have a bellybutton, an umbilical cord was present...So....

That's the same thing as asking if we're all related since Adam and Eve were the first two people...

Lulz... Adam and Eve were like.. every race... x)
Hey wait.. WE'RE ALL FUCKEN RELATED!!?!?!!!

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 02:59:07 Reply

At 10/12/08 01:08 AM, All-American-Badass wrote:
At 10/12/08 01:07 AM, anarchist665 wrote:
At 10/12/08 01:06 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: God apparently has a bellybutton, because they were made in his image.
So then who gave birth to him?
he gave it to himself

It's true, he fucked his stomach so hard he gave himself a belly button.

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 03:01:21 Reply

If you search on Google images, all of the paintings of them show them having belly buttons.

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 03:01:43 Reply

gosh. does it matter?


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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 03:04:34 Reply

At 10/12/08 03:01 AM, jimmythehedgehog wrote: gosh. does it matter?

Why, yes it does.


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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 03:05:30 Reply


Hey wait.. WE'RE ALL FUCKEN RELATED!!?!?!!!

Hello....... BROTHER!!

MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH MUHAHAHAHA!

Wait, ewwwww.

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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 03:06:44 Reply

god gave birth to himself. he crawled out of his ass.


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Response to So does Adam and Eve... 2008-10-12 03:07:04 Reply

Well thats it folks, Christianity is busted.


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