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...have bellybuttons? Just a thought because in order to have a bellybutton, an umbilical cord was present...So....

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YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF GOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


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At 10/12/08 01:05 AM, gibleto wrote: YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF GOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I believe so.

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God apparently has a bellybutton, because they were made in his image.

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At 10/12/08 01:06 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: God apparently has a bellybutton, because they were made in his image.

So then who gave birth to him?


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And what about the part where Eve eats the apple and everyone realises they are naked?

Correct me if im wrong about this please.

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At 10/12/08 01:06 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: God apparently has a bellybutton, because they were made in his image.

So if God has one too, how was he born?


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At 10/12/08 01:07 AM, anarchist665 wrote:
At 10/12/08 01:06 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: God apparently has a bellybutton, because they were made in his image.
So then who gave birth to him?

he gave it to himself


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They didn't have feet, arms, or even a brain. They were single celled organisms that, over billions of years, evolved into people.

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At 10/12/08 01:05 AM, gibleto wrote: YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF GOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

That depends. Does God know I'm questioning the word of Him?

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At 10/12/08 01:10 AM, Digital-Terror wrote: They didn't have feet, arms, or even a brain. They were single celled organisms that, over billions of years, evolved into people.

That doesn't really explain to me as to whether they had bellybuttons or not.

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At 10/12/08 01:11 AM, Randy74 wrote:
At 10/12/08 01:10 AM, Digital-Terror wrote: They didn't have feet, arms, or even a brain. They were single celled organisms that, over billions of years, evolved into people.
That doesn't really explain to me as to whether they had bellybuttons or not.

Oh, yes, they did. All cells have bellybuttons.

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At 10/12/08 01:12 AM, Digital-Terror wrote:
At 10/12/08 01:11 AM, Randy74 wrote:
At 10/12/08 01:10 AM, Digital-Terror wrote:
That doesn't really explain to me as to whether they had bellybuttons or not.
Oh, yes, they did. All cells have bellybuttons.

It all makes sense now!

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At 10/12/08 01:10 AM, Digital-Terror wrote: They didn't have feet, arms, or even a brain. They were single celled organisms that, over billions of years, evolved into people.

BLASPHEMY!! You're going to burn in hell for your science!


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What a great question. :)

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At 10/12/08 01:10 AM, Digital-Terror wrote: They didn't have feet, arms, or even a brain. They were single celled organisms that, over billions of years, evolved into people.

Oh! I get it now!

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At 10/12/08 01:14 AM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: BLASPHEMY!! You're going to burn in hell for your science!

Death will be my retirement. You religious folk will have to keep on doing a bunch of shit after you die.

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At 10/12/08 01:05 AM, gibleto wrote: YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF GOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

This made me actually laugh...first time in a long time.

I refuse to say "I lol'd IRL!"

RAWR.

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At 10/12/08 01:08 AM, Alex-Cortes wrote: And what about the part where Eve eats the apple and everyone realises they are naked?

Then they have a giant orgy and the children of Adam and Eve are born.

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Do clone have navels?

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At 10/12/08 01:11 AM, EMINEM08 wrote:
At 10/12/08 01:05 AM, gibleto wrote: YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF GOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
That depends. Does God know I'm questioning the word of Him?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure something has to be real in order to be offended.

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Adam and Eve are fictional characters.


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At 10/12/08 01:04 AM, Randy74 wrote: ...have bellybuttons? Just a thought because in order to have a bellybutton, an umbilical cord was present...So....

That's the same thing as asking if we're all related since Adam and Eve were the first two people...

Lulz... Adam and Eve were like.. every race... x)
Hey wait.. WE'RE ALL FUCKEN RELATED!!?!?!!!

2.. no 6.. no 12.. BAKERS DOZEN... I TOLD YOU THA TI'M CRAZY FOR THESE CUPCAKES COUZIN!

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At 10/12/08 01:49 AM, Aci6 wrote:
At 10/12/08 01:11 AM, EMINEM08 wrote:
At 10/12/08 01:05 AM, gibleto wrote: YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF GOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
That depends. Does God know I'm questioning the word of Him?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure something has to be real in order to be offended.

I'm pretty sure something would have to not be real to not be offended.

Oh boy, a thread where we not-so-indirectly assert our opinions as facts!

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At 10/12/08 01:08 AM, All-American-Badass wrote:
At 10/12/08 01:07 AM, anarchist665 wrote:
At 10/12/08 01:06 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: God apparently has a bellybutton, because they were made in his image.
So then who gave birth to him?
he gave it to himself

It's true, he fucked his stomach so hard he gave himself a belly button.

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If you search on Google images, all of the paintings of them show them having belly buttons.

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gosh. does it matter?

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Hey wait.. WE'RE ALL FUCKEN RELATED!!?!?!!!

Hello....... BROTHER!!

MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH MUHAHAHAHA!

Wait, ewwwww.


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