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In the event of a zombie outbreak..

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-08-06 14:37:44


Boxing gloves don't really work on zombies. I would destroy the staircase to the second story of my house, they can't climb.


If it's good for me it's probally bad for everybody else...

Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-08-07 20:36:04


Honestly, In MY region, it would take zombies a while to get to me from Seattle, so I could probably last a few days, when a zombie comes, I punch into his head..


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-08-07 20:47:53


id probably be screwed as the severed hand of a black man isnt good vs. zombies


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-08-07 20:47:57


still use it to cut their head's like fast as hell then run!


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-08-07 20:48:30


I wouldnt last a second...

Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-08-07 20:56:21


im not going to last odds are as soon as i swing they will bite my hand 10 minuets


touched by his noodly appendage

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-08-07 21:03:55


I guess I could cut the fucker's wrists. That'll show em.


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-08-07 21:06:59


I guess I would just knock them out and run like hell.


'Bizzy"

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-08-07 21:15:48


well if i was a black belt at martial arts then i would be okay for a few hours as long as i can keep getting other weapons and first aid kits i should be fine!

Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-08-07 21:29:35


If I was good at karate, maybe an hour or so. If not, I would kill myself with my revolver.

Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-08-07 21:39:50


About forty five minutes. The glass would eventually shatter after so many stabbings.


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-08-07 21:42:55


uhm well id survive until till its over cause i wouldnt go outside and fight zombie id fill run and go to the mall were the second story is the food court destroy all the stairs and take all the weapons up thier and just sit and stay also who the fuck would fight a zombie with a boxing glove thats like hitting them with a bag of happiness and throw up


lol

Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-08-07 21:52:03


Not very long unless I could use my hand to hold things, like say a gun.


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-08-07 22:12:01


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-08-07 23:05:10


I'm only a slight improvement over boxing gloves.


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