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In the event of a zombie outbreak..

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If a zombie outbreak occured in your region and the only weapon you have is your current level icon how long do you personally think you could survive with just that for a weapon.

I would probably only survive for 2 - 7 hours with this pipe.

You?


Make war, not love.

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:17:34


Maybe around 2-4 hours, I don't know.

Not the best weapon, after all.

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Also, dat Steam

Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:17:55


I would go to a mall!

Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:18:11


hmmm let me think 2 minutes?

Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:18:12


You? Pfft, you'd be fucked.

I'd organize the zombies and we'd all the the wonderful "Whip it" song.


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:18:20


I'd get owned in about 2 hours

...15 minutes of which would be me smoking as many cigarettes as I could, while having as many secks as I could.


domestic violence can be funny too!

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:18:36


Why, I would last quite a while with an axe.

Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:19:19


about 10mins, but then I would just go to the Army Surplus depot thats just down the road =D, then I would be more equipped than rambo himself =D


say what???

Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:19:50


At 2/20/08 01:18 PM, Cericon wrote: You? Pfft, you'd be fucked.

With a metal pipe I could survive quite a while longer than you by bashing zombie heads in. You however would be totally fucked.


I'd organize the zombies and we'd all the the wonderful "Whip it" song.

Is it wrong that I want to punch you?


Make war, not love.

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:21:09


me about err..........arrrrrrrrhhhhh


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:21:37


With this bottle I'll last about 1 minuite

Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:21:52


A lollipop...I'd throw it into the midst of them, then run away while they were fighting over it.


Hello, I see the assassins have failed.

...BORING.

-{Andrea}

Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:21:56


At 2/20/08 01:19 PM, smc316 wrote:
At 2/20/08 01:18 PM, Cericon wrote: You? Pfft, you'd be fucked.
With a metal pipe I could survive quite a while longer than you by bashing zombie heads in. You however would be totally fucked.

Whip it! Into shape!


I'd organize the zombies and we'd all the the wonderful "Whip it" song.
Is it wrong that I want to punch you?

Yes, it's very wrong. So wrong, wrong wrong, just wrong.

But it feels so right.

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:22:00


At 2/20/08 01:18 PM, l0vemetal wrote: I'd get owned in about 2 hours

...15 minutes of which would be me smoking as many cigarettes as I could, while having as many secks as I could

We'd last about 30 mins depending on how good we are...

Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:24:08


with my chains, i could whip ou their legs when they come to encircle me.


Stop looking

Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:25:03


At 2/20/08 01:21 PM, Cericon wrote: Whip it! Into shape!

You wouldn't be able to bash in or cut any zombies with a whip. Other than the levels 1 - 10 the whip is probably the suckiest level icon to have during a zombie outbreak.

But it feels so right.

Die.


Make war, not love.

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:25:55


At 2/20/08 01:16 PM, smc316 wrote: You?

Hmm . . . when it comes to zombies I doubt a knife would be much more useful than a pipe, unless I learn to throw it, and the zombies come at me only one at a time. Like that? I could survive for a long time I suppose, locked up someplace safe. There really is no level icon that lasts long unless you know how to use it.


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:25:58


An hour with this single boxing glove... if i'm lucky.


And if we run outta bullets? Heh, baby, they're gonna wish we hadn't....

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:26:24


At 2/20/08 01:25 PM, smc316 wrote:
At 2/20/08 01:21 PM, Cericon wrote: Whip it! Into shape!
You wouldn't be able to bash in or cut any zombies with a whip. Other than the levels 1 - 10 the whip is probably the suckiest level icon to have during a zombie outbreak.

What are you going to do? Change their tires? My aren't you helpful.

But it feels so right.
Die.

Live.


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:27:09


Fuck yes, nunchuck.


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:28:55


At 2/20/08 01:26 PM, Cericon wrote: What are you going to do? Change their tires? My aren't you helpful.

Bash their heads in. What are you going to do? Attempt to choke them?

Live.

No.


Make war, not love.

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:28:57


If only I was Chuck Norris


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:30:08


At 2/20/08 01:28 PM, smc316 wrote:
At 2/20/08 01:26 PM, Cericon wrote: What are you going to do? Change their tires? My aren't you helpful.
Bash their heads in. What are you going to do? Attempt to choke them?

Hey that's actually a good idea-HEY ZOMBIES DON'T BREATH! I'm sure I'll be protected following you.

Live.
No.

Please?


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:30:14


At 2/20/08 01:28 PM, smc316 wrote:
At 2/20/08 01:26 PM, Cericon wrote: What are you going to do? Change their tires? My aren't you helpful.
Bash their heads in. What are you going to do? Attempt to choke them?

Live.
No.

Die already.

Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:31:45


At 2/20/08 01:22 PM, WoodpeckerBWFC wrote:
At 2/20/08 01:18 PM, l0vemetal wrote: I'd get owned in about 2 hours

...15 minutes of which would be me smoking as many cigarettes as I could, while having as many secks as I could
We'd last about 30 mins depending on how good we are...

Yeah, I kinda messed that up. Meant to say I'd last about 2 hours, 1.5 HOURS of which...


domestic violence can be funny too!

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:31:50


I'd probably end up breaking my fingers with it, or putting my eye out.


Formerly TheMaster | PSN: Absurd-Ditties | Steam | Letterboxd

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:32:49


Negative four seconds.

Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:33:19


At 2/20/08 01:16 PM, smc316 wrote: I would probably only survive for 2 - 7 hours with this pipe.

That's a tire iron, not a pipe.


Kuro - Puting the 'Kur' back in 'inkurable disease.'

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:34:05


At 2/20/08 01:31 PM, TheMaster wrote: I'd probably end up breaking my fingers with it, or putting my eye out.

lmao, numchux are hard to master . . . in event of nobbness they just might chuck you numb :P


The latest: Hexa #96 (Apr)

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:35:14


At 2/20/08 01:32 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: Negative four seconds.

Braaaaaaaaaaains... BRAAAAAAAAINS!*

*Hey! Check out the fag with the fingerless glove! Hahaha. I'm so eating him.

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