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Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:21 PM Reply

I look about and I see the injustice and the devastation. I see good men swallowed up by the assclownery of the wicked, sacked and tagged alongside the deserving. This epidemy continues to spread unchecked, and no one is immune. To this plight, I am not unsympathetic.

I'm putting together a special team. And I need volunteers.

Any man who chooses to join these ranks will accrue a debt. A debt you owe me personally.

Every man under my command owes me 100 Troll scalps. And goddammit I want my scalps.

I will be cruel to the trolls. And through my cruelty they will know who we are.
They will be sickened by us.
They will talk about us.
They will leave many butthurt comments on your userpages, and their tears will be our sustenance.

Y'all will get me my 100 scalps. Or you will get banned trying.

*Disclaimer - as long as you pm me rather than posting directly on the bbs, you will not be banned. Every person who successfully captures me a troll scalp will be treated with consideration if/when the next time you are facing a ban yourself ;)

Basterds: get crackin'.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:23 PM Reply

Can I be the sexy American-UK-German spy actress bitch?

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:24 PM Reply

BRB sharpening my Troll skinning knife.


Huh?

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:25 PM Reply

Man, none of you understand that if it wasn't for trolls trolling noobs, trolls trolling trolls, and trolls trolling themselves, newgrounds wouldn't be as interesting or funny as it is. Why are you trying to take that away?


"Sir, we are surrounded!"
"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:25 PM Reply

At 1/26/10 04:24 PM, Toukeman wrote: BRB sharpening my Troll skinning knife.

Same here. Ready to hunt trolls.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:27 PM Reply

I haven't been troll hunting in a long time. better practice before I get out into the fields.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:28 PM Reply

Jamoke I suddenly gained a huge bit of respect for you.

I might be in touch in the future.


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:28 PM Reply

screw getting scalps
I'm calling in a TACTICAL NUKE
rofl


I heard there's no respawn points in RL!!
worst post in hostory

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:29 PM Reply

Been waiting for this for a long time, Sir.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:30 PM Reply

Growing up in the rocky mountains, it behoves oneself to keep his wits. If sumthin' sound too good to be true, it ain't.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:31 PM Reply

Ach, just waiting for you to get me out of there.

I'm ready to go pro. And I'm sure you're a huge fan of my work.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:32 PM Reply

Guess hunting trolls might be easy.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:43 PM Reply

At 1/26/10 04:25 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: Man, none of you understand that if it wasn't for trolls trolling noobs, trolls trolling trolls, and trolls trolling themselves, newgrounds wouldn't be as interesting or funny as it is. Why are you trying to take that away?

What you refer to as "interesting" others call spreading Super AIDS.

If any man is content with constantly getting railed by the posting-in-a-spam-thread ban because some schoolyard reject decided to create fracas over anime or the Jonas Bros, then by all means continue to pass an uncaring gaze over all that causes unrest.

For the rest of you, grab your sharpest fillet knife and start cuttin' me some cranium steaks.
Open season, boys.

At 1/26/10 04:30 PM, Tobi wrote: Growing up in the rocky mountains, it behoves oneself to keep his wits. If sumthin' sound too good to be true, it ain't.

Back in Tennessee we got a similar colloquialism- If something seems too good to be true, fuck it hard and fast before the ruse is up. Son, same goes with trolls.

At 1/26/10 04:31 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Ach, just waiting for you to get me out of there.

I'm ready to go pro. And I'm sure you're a huge fan of my work.

Actively recruited. Ready to step up to the big leagues.

At 1/26/10 04:32 PM, data662 wrote: Guess hunting trolls might be easy.

'Round here, should be a goddamn turkey shoot.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:44 PM Reply

At 1/26/10 04:25 PM, Im-A-Pirate wrote: Man, none of you understand that if it wasn't for trolls trolling noobs, trolls trolling trolls, and trolls trolling themselves, newgrounds wouldn't be as interesting or funny as it is. Why are you trying to take that away?

If a site whose purpose is entertainment needs trolls to be entertaining, what's the point of having the site?


Quotation is a servicable substitute for wit. -Oscar Wilde|Something go wrong? It's McFooFa's fault!
At 9/6/09 01:23 PM, Porkchop wrote:
This isn't Halo, you queefer.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:44 PM Reply

Haha, great idea.

Count me in.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:46 PM Reply

lololol dis is lyke dat wun movee drected by quent taratine or sum gai shit lyke that.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:47 PM Reply

At 1/26/10 04:46 PM, GiantDouche wrote: lololol dis is lyke dat wun movee drected by quent taratine or sum gai shit lyke that.

I can't under stand you. He is using pictures from Inglorious Bastards.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:48 PM Reply

At 1/26/10 04:48 PM, BigBadCrebz wrote: omg ur so fuckin cool you can quote shity movies

FOUND ONE.

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:51 PM Reply

Check yo pm box.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:52 PM Reply

aye aye Cap'n ill get them troll scalps right to ya

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:53 PM Reply

I think it's your best work yet, sir.

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It's been a while, hasn't it?

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:54 PM Reply

Kill it kill it Kill it KIll it!!!!!!

why stop with the scalp?!

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NEVER FORGET

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:56 PM Reply

At 1/26/10 04:51 PM, BigBadCrebz wrote: jamoke is shit

Sir, I just found me some cannon fodder.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:57 PM Reply

ill see what i can do for you sarge jamoke


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:57 PM Reply

At 1/26/10 04:56 PM, Tobi wrote:
At 1/26/10 04:51 PM, BigBadCrebz wrote: jamoke is shit
Sir, I just found me some cannon fodder.

bwwhahahaha your such a tool!!

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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 04:58 PM Reply

At 1/26/10 04:57 PM, BigBadCrebz wrote:
At 1/26/10 04:56 PM, Tobi wrote:
At 1/26/10 04:51 PM, BigBadCrebz wrote: jamoke is shit
Sir, I just found me some cannon fodder.
bwwhahahaha your such a tool!!

Bwahahaha, you don't own Newgrounds!!


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 05:00 PM Reply

Got another one. Sent it.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 05:04 PM Reply

At 1/26/10 04:57 PM, BigBadCrebz wrote:
At 1/26/10 04:56 PM, Tobi wrote:
At 1/26/10 04:51 PM, BigBadCrebz wrote: jamoke is shit
Sir, I just found me some cannon fodder.
bwwhahahaha your such a tool!!

+1 scalp. gumOnshoe, I re-dub the "the Fox Jew." What you lack in physical stature you more than make up for in stealth, speed and cunning. Grazie.


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Response to Basterds, fall in: the hunt begins Jan. 26th, 2010 @ 05:06 PM Reply

Do spammers count as trolls? And what do we get when we reach 100?