I look about and I see the injustice and the devastation. I see good men swallowed up by the assclownery of the wicked, sacked and tagged alongside the deserving. This epidemy continues to spread unchecked, and no one is immune. To this plight, I am not unsympathetic.
I'm putting together a special team. And I need volunteers.
Any man who chooses to join these ranks will accrue a debt. A debt you owe me personally.
Every man under my command owes me 100 Troll scalps. And goddammit I want my scalps.
I will be cruel to the trolls. And through my cruelty they will know who we are.
They will be sickened by us.
They will talk about us.
They will leave many butthurt comments on your userpages, and their tears will be our sustenance.
Y'all will get me my 100 scalps. Or you will get banned trying.
*Disclaimer - as long as you pm me rather than posting directly on the bbs, you will not be banned. Every person who successfully captures me a troll scalp will be treated with consideration if/when the next time you are facing a ban yourself ;)
Basterds: get crackin'.