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In the event of a zombie outbreak..

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:35:36


At 2/20/08 01:31 PM, TheMaster wrote: I'd probably end up breaking my fingers with it, or putting my eye out.

same here i would probably cut myself open and die before ive seen a Zombie.

Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:39:57


With my trusty, rusty crowbar at hand, I suppose I would get quite a few hours... However, it would most likely depend on external conditions.


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:40:33


To be honest i would probably last a few days i mean all i have to do is hold up in my house


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:41:29


At 2/20/08 01:39 PM, Kidiri wrote: With my trusty, rusty crowbar at hand, I suppose I would get quite a few hours... However, it would most likely depend on external conditions.

Do you think you could handle...

MY CONGREGATION!?

In the event of a zombie outbreak..


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:41:43


Not very long since its pretty close range.
Depends how long you survive after a bite.


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:43:15


This thing looks like it was designed knock off zombie heads.

Although in about a week I'll level up to a pair of throwing stars. Then I'm fucked.


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:45:28


Swiss Army Knife? Not long.


The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls.

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:46:11


i'd pull out my anti zombie spray


This is my signature

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 13:49:25


At 2/20/08 01:43 PM, Zerok wrote: This thing looks like it was designed knock off zombie heads.

Lucky bastard.


Although in about a week I'll level up to a pair of throwing stars. Then I'm fucked.

You think you could survive for a week?

At 2/20/08 01:40 PM, Captain-Jake wrote: To be honest i would probably last a few days i mean all i have to do is hold up in my house

Psst, the black guy always dies in horrors!

At 2/20/08 01:30 PM, Cericon wrote: Hey that's actually a good idea-HEY ZOMBIES DON'T BREATH!

These ones might, you better go try it.

I'm sure I'll be protected following you.

More like a death wish considering i'd either bash your head in too or feed you to the zombies as a distraction as I escape.

Please?

No.


Make war, not love.

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 14:00:15


Chains, im gonna die fast, good thing I can run.


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 14:11:07


I'd say i'd last 5 hours before i would cramp up and my eyes would be eaten.
yay glove of doom!


"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 14:12:07


I will automatically allow zombification of myself.


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 14:13:22


five seconds


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 14:15:06


i would kill them all evryone knows two fingers in the air is what zombies 1 and only weakness is


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 14:16:02


Probably like eight hours.

Zombie head baseball anyone?


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 14:16:15


depending on my fighting skills and luck about a half hour at most

Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 14:16:49


With my (CURRENT) level icon, I would last a miserable 30 minutes. I mean, this broken bottle is NOT badass.

Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 14:19:00


At 2/20/08 02:17 PM, MercatorMap wrote:
At 2/20/08 02:15 PM, LampFace wrote: i would kill them all evryone knows two fingers in the air is what zombies 1 and only weakness is
2 finger eye poke FTW

u mean WTF and its a joke


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 14:19:56


a while. since i would be running at the speed of light.


My sig is smaller than yours, DOES THAT MAKE ME ANY LESS OF A MAN!

YOU DUN GOOFED!

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 14:21:56


it is winter where i am


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 14:22:48


At 2/20/08 02:19 PM, LampFace wrote:
At 2/20/08 02:17 PM, MercatorMap wrote:
At 2/20/08 02:15 PM, LampFace wrote: i would kill them all evryone knows two fingers in the air is what zombies 1 and only weakness is
2 finger eye poke FTW
u mean WTF and its a joke

He knows, and FTW is an abbreviation too, please lurk a bit to see how things go down here before posting...

*Facepalm*

Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 14:23:23


With my medical training and all that stuff... I think about a whole day. I would still die tho.


|NG Is Dead|

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 14:24:58


i think i would last...1 hour maybe if im lucky

Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 14:25:29


I would last approx. 2 minutes.
Of which 1.5 of those will be my body being eaten.

Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 14:26:43


There are zombies all around...everywhere...coming nonstop. No sleeping for you. No eating. No rest. Its your last stand. 1 week? Laughing My Ass Off.

I would survive for 5 seconds. Then I would be dragged down screaming like a little girl...


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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 14:27:24


48 I'd say.


Release your inner crazy.

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 14:29:05


Not much you can do with knuckles... so a few seconds...

at least get bitten so I can be a zombie instead of being ripped apart.


Follow my Artstigram

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 14:29:49


With this thing? Not long at all. I'd get tired.


No! YOU shut up!

/pout

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Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 14:29:55


At 2/20/08 01:34 PM, MercatorMap wrote: Depends on the age and quality of the bottle Im holding. If it was older, it would be better. A beer bottle would definitely be better than a thin glass wine bottle (Boone's farm is thin as paper)

With a boone's farm bottle, I would be screwed with the first zombie I fought. However with an older (1960ish) beer bottle, I would last quite a few zombies.

i agree our survival depends on what kind of bottel we have..a shitty whisky bottel..10 seconds or with an old beer bottel..10 days :D

Response to In the event of a zombie outbreak.. 2008-02-20 14:30:24


seriously i think i would last 4 mins then die because i can poke them in the eyes then they will all fall down the stairs until they realise and just carry on and eat my organs out of my body


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