move to canada, we're cooler here

At 6/10/07 11:07 AM, Cheekyvincent wrote: werent u once an annoying kid then?

Actually, no.

one time me and my friend were down at a bike trail and a baseball game was going on nearby. 3 little kids were playing with rocks and started to throw them at me. thats when i got pissed i jumped of my bike and yelled "YOU LITTLE SHITS THROW ANOTHER ROCK AT ME AND ILL BEAT YOU INTO SUBMISSION." they ran away crying

weren't we all kids

Yeah but not like those little devil shits

At 6/10/07 08:12 PM, Chiklay4 wrote: weren't we all kids

I was never a little shit head though. Some kids need to be beaten.

At 6/11/07 10:49 AM, Me-Patch wrote:

At 6/10/07 08:12 PM, Chiklay4 wrote: weren't we all kids

I was never a little shit head though. Some kids need to be beaten.

Some parents need to be beaten.

At 6/11/07 10:57 AM, Teh-David wrote:

At 6/11/07 10:49 AM, Me-Patch wrote:

At 6/10/07 08:12 PM, Chiklay4 wrote: weren't we all kids

I was never a little shit head though. Some kids need to be beaten.

Some parents need to be beaten.

some parents and kids need to be fucking killed >:(

at least im british, no little brats there (except a few little fucks)

i'd laugh if he was 10

I Hated When Parents Get Mad At U When They Something imporinted To U. For EX: My Little Cuzin Broke A Plate. It Was A My Favorite Plate Because It Had My Favorite Football Team. And He Broke It So i Smack Him But Then My Ant And My Mom Was Like "Hes Only A littel kid" And Shit And I Said "bullshit If He Was A Littel Kid Then He Would Not Use A Littel Stool To Get up And Brake My Plate"

At 6/11/07 11:19 AM, gamedude107 wrote: at least im british, no little brats there (except a few little fucks)

You people think you are so great.

At 6/10/07 08:12 PM, Chiklay4 wrote: weren't we all kids

ya But Not all Of Us Were Little Assholes

At 6/11/07 12:05 PM, zero5225 wrote: I Hated When Parents Get Mad At U When They Brake Something imporinted To U.

oops I Forgot Brake

At 6/9/07 08:11 PM, MidnyteRayne wrote: When I was 12 I beat a 9 year old over the head with a piece of PVC pipe.

Felt like an asshole, but goddamnit that little shit deserved it.

Lol, that story is awful. And funny. It's awfully funny!

At 6/9/07 09:52 PM, SpeshilKay wrote: #3
is it just me or do the nextdoor neighbors kids toys ALWAYS end up in my backyard?

keep em or better yet BURN em!

At 6/11/07 12:07 PM, zero5225 wrote:

At 6/10/07 08:12 PM, Chiklay4 wrote: weren't we all kids

ya But Not all Of Us Were Little Assholes

O c'mon you mom called you a asshole when you were sucking those tits dry

From what it sounds like, parents don't beat their children often enough these days.

parents hould hire ppl to beat their children if they wont do it

At 6/10/07 08:12 PM, Chiklay4 wrote: weren't we all kids

most of us got straightened out by our parents.

they don't understand how things work, so explain to them how annoying they are. THe theory is that if you talk without offending long enough, they will either say okay and leave, or fall asleep.

I remembered this one time, I babysitted these kids about a year ago they were 10 and 11( loosers) and they were such shits. I had told them they ate to much popcorn( they ate 5 bags) and wanted more. The 10 year old hit me in the face when i told them no again.

Thats when i got as mad as legless etheopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill.

I PWNED THOSE NOOBS. I hit the 10 year old back in the face and they ran away.

The parents never found out and i got paid 40 bucks

This is why I'd fuck my bitch ainaly, no chanse of impreganation. I mean I fucking hate little kids. I've got a job as a pool boy and there ALWAYS HAVE TO BE A TONE OF LITTLE SHITS SCREAMING! Hell I wasn't the only one to tell them kindly to stfu. If I ever made the mistake of becoming a father then I'll be sure that my kids don't fucking scream from youth.

I have the best one.

About a year ago, I had to babysit my neighbors eight-year old boy. They were still home, they just said they'd be back in their bedroom for several hours. I don't ask why. So, me and him were sitting in the Living room, watching the Disney Channel. Apparently, he didn't find this fit, and turned the power off to the T.V. "I wanna play the Wii!!" He yells at me. "Um, You don't have a Wii." I told him. "But you do! Bring it over!!" He demanded , getting more angry. "I don't have a Wii. No one in the neighborhood has a Wii." I tell him again. "BUT I WANNA PLAY THE WIIIIIII!" He screams, throwing a plastic chair he was sitting on at me. He proceeds to shake the entire Entertainment system that held the T.V. I stood up, and pulled him away from it. Still screaming "WII", I sit him on the couch and told him to quite down. He refuses, and goes back to the Entertainment system, and shakes it standing infront of the T.V. I tell him to stop, he refuses, calling me some name. The T.V. falls out of the socket it was in on the Entertainment System on falls on him, crushing his legs. His parents coming running out 'cause of his screams.

Broke both his legs, and said I threw the T.V. on him. I'm not allowed in that house anymore.

Join the council for people sick and tired of seeing other people

At 6/11/07 07:41 PM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote:
Broke both his legs

Fofl owned!

When I was 12 I beat a 9 year old over the head with a piece of PVC pipe.

Felt like an asshole, but goddamnit that little shit deserved it.

You deserve a medal.

A gold super medal that can be used to beat more kids with.

the metal of child abuse!

I can't fucking stand on little kids either, they're spines are too soft.

Please post more, you're arousing me.

Shit, you guys havve nothing on this story, listen and lol.

Well about 7 years ago (Mind me i was still in essex england still before i moved) i was haveing fort wars in the snow on the useual basis everyweek, it was all good fun until these little fuckers came stroooling up on the battle ground premesis and the 3 10 year old boys start building there own fort, of course me and the mates start yelling at them to get off and like the ass holes that they were, continued building. so the mates and I ganged up in the miiddle of the feild and worked together a plan on owning them in the best way possible to get them off out of here
so we call out to them that they could play with us, 16-17-15 year ols agenst 10-9-8 year olds.
They idioticly accepted, so they thought it was an all out 3 team battle in a snow ball war...
So abput 5 minutes of prep in the 4 foot deep snow, we, being stronger than the bitches, pack together the most hardest snowballs ever. and them being weak is like being hit with paper, with us, like getting hit with rocks

We begin normal for the first ten secconds then our two teams stop, and look at the young people, and they are dumbfouned and hink that we surrenderd and told us to get off there feild WHEN ITS WRIGHTFULLY OUTS (lol, not really)
We each get like 3 or 5 snowballs and rush twars the fuckers and just nailed them, they couldent even get up because they were tripping on themselves, but we just kept going.
They started to o scream stop it in pain, but those bitches needed a lesson, and just kept going. this went on for more that 5 minutes and afterwards they were crying like it was the last day of there lives, they were all red in the face, all wet with snow and shivering there bballs off. (I think one of them got hypothermia and nearly died) of course we got in an ass load of trouble and just laughed afterwards. i saw two of them a couple months back, there 17 or so now, and still look like asshole. he didnt remember me and gave me a look like "What do you want bitch" and i smiled and said "Do you remember that time you were 10 or so and you got plummed buy a bunch of older people" he ran like he had flames comeing out of his ass as i packed a snow ball off the ground.

LOL

At 6/9/07 08:07 PM, Milesaway13 wrote:
1. I was a Papa Gino's a few weeks ago

And you go there to get away from kids?