I have a cousin who is now I believe 8 or 9 years old I cant remember. When he was around 6 years old, I accepted to babysit both my cousins. Ones my friend whos about 15 and the kid Im talking about is his brother. Well during the night, I was watching T.V. late at night after watching the kids during the day. I suddenly hear crying from I believe the living room where my friend and his brother were sleeping. About 3 minutes later, his dad gets up and tries to settle my cousin down but he gets worse and worse and Ill metion that this is in a second floor apartment at 4 am. He got so bad that his dad spanked him of course and threatened to call the police becuase no one could stop the annoying brat. This happened muliptiles times but not with threating to call the police because the dad had a girlfriend now who can finally take care of my cousin.

One other time I was babysitting these two when suddenly the younger cousin gets mad at my friend and throws a battery at him. I got so fucken pissed off that I took my palms and hit him along side the head. Luckily he was fine after I hit him (I hit him pretty damm hard), I started arguring at him and had to hold him back to try and not hit my friend again which he would likly would have done. I actually learned how my stuggle with younger kids espcically total brats can make me snap into a damm rage sometimes. Now I just ignore the kid when hes a brat cause my friend can finally watch him instead of me every time their parents are gone.

I just cant handle young kids and pretty much find out that Ill have a hard time if I become a father which hopefully never happens for a long time.

At 6/9/07 09:00 PM, Anti-pie wrote: I hate the little kids who just sit there and stare..... just standing there with some shitty stuff on there face and just stare.... yeah hi! what the hell do you want?

I agree. One time when I was 12 I had to go to the corner store to get milk. When I got there it was filled with people and their kids. So I walk over to the milk and get it, once I turned around
a boy about between the ages of 8-3 and he looked at me for like 15 seconds and didnt move, then he pushed me and fell for no reason at all, then he starts crying. And then EVERYBODY looked at me. When his mom and and picked him up he yelled "That man hit me on the head!"
Then his mother looked at me, (To be honest, she looked like the devil when she hear that)
I said "I didnt do that, hes lying", Then the store clerk kicked me out, After talking fo a Friends about it a few minutes ago I see that boy with his mom, when they pasted me , the little boy turned around and smiled.

That little bitch...

I should start a 'Toddler hating' club!

It's not the kids, it's the terrible parents.

Discipline your damn kids.

One time, I was riding the bus to school. I was sitting in my seat, you know, not bothering anyone. Then, out of no where, this young kid, about 7 or 8 years old, runs up to me and says, "WATN TO C MY POKAMANS?!1one". Out of shock, I sit there for a second, frozen, and kindly just say, "No, I don't wanna see your pokemon." The kid flips out, tosses his expensive looking DS to the floor and calls me a "Monkey lipped ni**er".

It suprises me what kids hear on T.V. these days, or what they learn from their idiot parents.

P.S. Let me verify that I'm not black, weird eh?

MOMMY! This guy was rude to me!

At 6/10/07 09:03 AM, Drakith wrote: One time, I was riding the bus to school. I was sitting in my seat, you know, not bothering anyone. Then, out of no where, this young kid, about 7 or 8 years old, runs up to me and says, "WATN TO C MY POKAMANS?!1one". Out of shock, I sit there for a second, frozen, and kindly just say, "No, I don't wanna see your pokemon." The kid flips out, tosses his expensive looking DS to the floor and calls me a "Monkey lipped ni**er".

It suprises me what kids hear on T.V. these days, or what they learn from their idiot parents.

P.S. Let me verify that I'm not black, weird eh?

Hehe, what a little racist shit. :O I guess his parents are racist also. That must be where he learned it from. Unless he watches a lotta BET. :D

At 6/10/07 04:16 AM, TheHumanHunter wrote:

Then his mother looked at me, (To be honest, she looked like the devil when she hear that)
I said "I didnt do that, hes lying", Then the store clerk kicked me out, After talking fo a Friends about it a few minutes ago I see that boy with his mom, when they pasted me , the little boy turned around and smiled.

That little bitch...

Wow, you just uncovered my hidden rage at children. That shows I probably hate them, and I gotta learn to control it...

Else I smash their little cabbage heads against the fucking concrete.

Seriously, take the kids to like, Burger King or something if they're THAT whiney. All in all, I have on 5-year-old cousin who is cool, and doesnt torture me.

No don't send em to burger king. Send em to Mcdonalds!
I'm too young to break my eardrums!

Let's see. When I was 8 I played Tekken 3 at a Walmart. I insert the coin, and this little shit, must've been 4, bumps me off, and loses. I didn't hit or scream, because he was young. Mother saw this and reimbursed me my 75 cents, however.

Another similiar story, at a Mcdonalds I was playing Mortal Kombat 4, little kid wanted to play me, I said "no", he unplugs the fucking thing and crosses his arms and gives me a frown. I laugh and walked away. He followed and kicked me in the shin. I told him to go fuck himself. Ran off, got his parents. We argue and I leave after telling them they're failures as parents. Father got in my face again, then my Dad stepped in and it was a fun fucking night. Nothing violent occured, but it wad nice to see my Dad had my back. he didn't raise no asshole.

Yeah. old people are just as bad

either way your gonna have to change a diper or two

I jammed a kids hand in a door because he pissed me off, same whne i pushed one into a wall, i had a phone call with the mother saying that she'll phone the police, i sad "whatever..." and just hung up

He was pissed off when the fat shit said 'you're my boyfriend' because me and milesaway13 have been together for 6 years =)

Seriously little kids are fucking asshats, they need to be destroyed.
Fucking gohan...

Ugh, boy, do I have some stories.

1. There's this annoying little shit in my school, 11 or 12 years old. You'd think at this age he would of at least spawned a dash of maturity. No. Every day I hear that fat fuck squeal and do his annoying giggle. Every time he sees me he shrinks into himself and says in his whiney voice "hello tommmeeey." He just does not know when to leave people alone, my friend lifted him up and smashed him into a brick wall, he still bothers him every day. The worst part? He's on my bus and he's louder than my iPod headphones.

2. You know when you're forced to be friends with your parent's friend's children? Big mistake. There's this annoying little fucker called Jake and whenever he visits, I have to give up my bed, even my room and go to sleep on my brother's floor. I give up my room, does he even thank me? Nope. I was listening to some tunes and chatting on msn, might have been posting on the BBS as well, can't remember.

Suddenly I hear multiple thumps and THE WONDERFUL JAKE bolts up the stairs and into my room, Katie at his feet. "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" he bellows. I spin around on my sexy leather chair and say "Excuse me? Your room?" "THATS RIGHT! GET OUT NOW!" he replies, and bends down and turns my computer off at the wall.

I gather up my stuff and walk out the room. His mum forces me to go up there and tell them to clean their teeth. What do I get? He's playing on my xbox, having erased my Dynasty Warriors game file, his excuse being "I don't like playing games that are already half completed" and his little sister, about 7 or 8 has taken a TON of books off my shelf and is attempting to plough through books that are way too big for her. R.A. Salvatore, Robert Muchamore, Jonathan Stroud, ect.

I sit down in my chair and tell them what their mum said. I then open my desk drawer and start looking for my iPod and a deck of cards, since I wasn't going to bed for another couple of hours, so needed something to do. After about half a minute of silence I spin round and they're both staring at me, the exact same expression on their faces. "What?" I ask. "GET OUT!" the boy yells.

In the end, they, left, my room stunk for ages, I had to suffer the humiliation of knocking on the door of MY OWN BEDROOM and Jake had the balls to tattle on me and tell his mum that I was "annoying" them while they were "trying to get to sleep".

Bastards.

Small children annoy me.

My little brother of 6 years old shit on the bathroom floor.

I punched him in the fucking head.

At 6/9/07 08:11 PM, MidnyteRayne wrote: When I was 12 I beat a 9 year old over the head with a piece of PVC pipe.

Felt like an asshole, but goddamnit that little shit deserved it.

lool you were still a kid too

At 6/10/07 09:46 AM, Red-Scorpion wrote:

At 6/10/07 09:28 AM, Guardian-Angel wrote:

Else I smash their little cabbage heads against the fucking concrete.

HULK SMASH!

Roar?

Little kids make Hulk angry. Hulk smash.

Ah, right, temper temper, gotta control the temper...

Well, the douche adults of the future don't always stay as douche adults.

They grow up as douche children douche douchery dou...douche.

People who cant control their babys/toddlers on aeroplanes really piss me off.
I was on a 10 hour flight from Dubai (around 1am in Dubai, but around 8pm in England where I left from) to Perth (when i arrived it was around 6pm, but around 6am in England). My brain is a bit confused and just decided to make things easier, i should just sleep.
So im trying to sleep in uncomfortable chairs under a shitty blanket, and just to top it off, a woman with a little girl whos crying her eyes out and screaming at the top of her lungs is attempting to stop her from doing said annoyances by making baby noises and saying "ok then, its ok, its ok", which it obviously wasnt. She eventually managed to shut her up, but i still hate babys.

OMG those kids are FUCKED.UP.

Im sorry for you, the sad thing is that they will grow up as crazy pot smoking, goth emos.

I like little kids sometimes, like my little cousins 6 and 8 their cool. It's their friends that fucking suck. My 8 year old cousins friend comes over from across the street. (I was visiting my aunt and uncle for the weekend) I say hi to her then pretty much ignore her the rest of the day. The next day I'm playing baseball with my 6 year old cousin upfront of the house and the little girl is sitting on her porch across the street, just watching.

Me: Hey.
Her: Hi Frank!!
Me: Wanna play..?
Her: Nope, I just wanna watch!
Me: K.
Her: Your my best friend!
Me: Hey Tom (cousin) Wanna go play out back?
Him: K.
Her: Can I come?
Me: No, boys only. (Had to think of some excuse)
Her: Fine.. and runs away..

2 other ones, happened just yesterday.

I was at the deli, sitting outside waiting for my friend. As I'm sitting there parents and their little kids walk in and out. The parents pretty much ignore me but almost all the children stare at me. When finally this little kid maybe 7 says "Can I try your skateboard?" I don't wanna get him to start screaming so I say "Sure, don't go to far." "Ok." He says, and takes my board and trys to ride it about 5 feet away. I'm sitting there watching him and he falls and starts crying. His mom comes out a minute later and says. "What happened?" I say.. "He fell try-" "He pushed me down after he said I could try his skateboard!!' He interrupts. "No I didn't" I respond grabbing my board and I just walk away because I saw my friend. He sees the mom yelling and is like "What happened?" I respond "Fucking kids.."

Later in the day, me and my friend went to McDonalds and sat by the little playground. Since it was packed and those were almost the only seats left. We sit there and start eating. The kids are like 4-7 and there are like 5 of them in there. They are all fucking screaming!! It's fucking annoying and everybody in the place is giving the parents that look. I walk up to the counter to get a refill for my soda and hear one of the employees saying to the manager "Can we kick these kids out? The other people are complaining." He agrees and the employee tells the parent that they have to make their kids be quiet or they have to leave. They tell the kids to stop and the kids continue screaming like 5 minutes later! We just left and ate outside.

I have some other stories I might post later.

Good thing kids are easy to rape.

A couple years back when I lived in some apartments (projects), my friend and I were just riding are bikes along to the apartments pool. We wrode up to the pool gat to see 5 little 5 year olds. They just looked at us and ran off. We didn't know what the hell just happened so we just decided to swim. Later on our way back, the kids had assembled some strange alliance (they were colored up like a bunch of native americans) and sitting in the bed of their fat fathers pickup. We stopped to see what was going on, but then they grabed rocks, towels, shoes, whatever that they could find in their dads' truck. And started attacking us. We didn't get hurt but they did fuck up my bike. Last I heard, they got evicted.

One time I was staying at my friends house for a little bit while my parents were gone. He has a little sister in kindergarten or something. When I first met her I thought she was "cute" and she was always talking. For the first day or so I thought it was funny when she would run around the house screaming the lion king song where simba or whatever is held up over the cliff. After two more days though, I felt like I was going to kill her.

my god you r right dude i was playing house of the dead2 right this little over evolved cumshot comes over were i am takes the other gun hits me in the knee with it i say ouch ill kill u iwill find u little kid he runs to his mom and she starts bitchin i said lady im 2 seconds away from bitch slappin u and your kid then she gets malll security on mean and thats bull right

werent u once an annoying kid then?

I HATE LITTLE FUCKIN GIRLS that are so annoying and have that high pitched voice that with make you deaf. FUCK!!!!! i serisly wish we could beat kids. not like a drunk step-father beats his kids. but in a way a parent punishes a kid. like at least be able to fuckin slap them or somtihng. FUCK!!! im pissed now!!!

It's reasons like this I will never be a father. It's more than this but yeah...

At 6/9/07 08:11 PM, MidnyteRayne wrote: When I was 12 I beat a 9 year old over the head with a piece of PVC pipe.

You sir are an epic champion.

I have one occassion:

It had to be about 7 years ago, i was 12. I was playing football (american) with all the guys,
for some strange reason this eight year old was playing, and to tackle you he would, as he put it " dismantle you" and proceed to literaly tea-bag you. Then i tackled him so hard when he got the ball, that he walked with a limp the rest of the day. I felt like such a champion.

Which just adds why i hate most kids, especially those in the 3-7 year old range.