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One doesn't simply walk into Mordor

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Personally, I Kirby Dance:

<('_')>

(>'_')>

<('_'<)

v('_')v

d(^_^)b

So, tell me. How do you get into Mordor alive?


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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 22:49:25


I go in disguised as a zombie.

They don't care if you're not alive.

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 22:49:41


Segway


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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 22:50:03


All what I need is my huge 9 centimeters pen0r...

Woot!

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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 22:50:21


I MoonWalk through.


Monster Count: 2999 - Countdown to 3000

DO ANY OF YOU BOYS LIVE IN VIRGINIA?!

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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 22:50:42


Call me crazy, but I drive...


Kuro - Puting the 'Kur' back in 'inkurable disease.'

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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 22:51:44


wasnt this some animated gif wiht like them talking bout ths like catapults and nija wizards or somehting...i dunno

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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 22:52:15


At 1/21/06 10:50 PM, Ozcar wrote: All what I need is my huge 9 centimeters pen0r...

Woot!

What is that 4 inches? Haha, dwarfed penis.

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 22:52:45


I ask politely.


Newgrounds is probably the most gayest thing I ever heard of.

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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 22:55:47


I don't go in. I go to America and nuke their asses!

But if I feel like cooperating, I distract the guards with a toy helicopter and walk on in.


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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 22:57:47


At 1/21/06 10:50 PM, -Kuro- wrote: Call me crazy, but I drive...

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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 22:59:23


Alright Melissa. Challenge.

I do a triple sow cow with a double lutz. >:)


I'm not conceited...I'm convinced.

Also, I like to use ellipses.......a lot...

Xbox Live: GreenLanternDSC

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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 22:59:34


I dont simlpy walk into Mordor, i take one step every second... Not that simple...

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:00:50


I just walked, they were to busy saying,"Wtf you can't just walk in here" to stop me. Now how the heck am I going to get out of here?

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:02:14


At 1/21/06 10:59 PM, Alan_Arisuno wrote: I dont simlpy walk into Mordor, i take one step every second... Not that simple...

It is if you're short.

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:02:28


At 1/21/06 10:51 PM, red-stapler wrote: wasnt this some animated gif wiht like them talking bout ths like catapults and nija wizards or somehting...i dunno

Yes, yes it was.

roffle

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:02:59


i walk in masturbatin to re-runs of naruto

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:03:11


At 1/21/06 11:00 PM, LuckFarmer wrote: I just walked, they were to busy saying,"Wtf you can't just walk in here" to stop me. Now how the heck am I going to get out of here?

Jump in the lava, its not deadly.....I replaced it with cool-aid

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:03:13


Walking on the GROUND, maybe...

but it works if you're walking on sunshine.

Woah-oh.

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:04:04


There are stairs, yesss, the dirty little hobbitsesss have to go up the stairss Then there is a tunnel.


Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.

-Ambrose Bierce

"This sig, is fucking cool."

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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:04:49


I run in.

naked,

covered in whipped cream.

I've been neglecting the BBS I've come to realize.

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:06:16


One does not simply Walken to Mordor.

One doesn't simply walk into Mordor


I used to be with it. Then they changed what it was.

Now what I'm with isn't it and what's it seems weird and scary to me.

It'll happen to you!

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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:07:28


I'd tunnel my way in.

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:07:39


At 1/21/06 11:06 PM, mighty_potato wrote: One does not simply Walken to Mordor.

That is without a doubt my favourite sig pic ever. I was getted when you changed it. Well maybe not gutted, but still....

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:08:32


At 1/21/06 11:06 PM, mighty_potato wrote: One does not simply Walken to Mordor.

Hey dude, can i steal that sig?

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:08:40


I use my cunning linguistic skills to convince them to let me in


"I don't turn water to to wine but to cold coors light, I'm not Jesus I know, but I got that hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow"

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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:09:04


Sometimes, if theres an earthquake, or anti-ninja spells on ground, I become a demon, and fly into the volcano...(Once, I flew in during an eruption...It burned and I had to go to the hospital)

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:10:49


At 1/21/06 11:08 PM, Slightly_Crazy_Dude wrote:
At 1/21/06 11:06 PM, mighty_potato wrote: One does not simply Walken to Mordor.
Hey dude, can i steal that sig?

Give'r. I'm not planning on using it again for quite a while. That and I enjoy my Louis Anderson meet Andy Warhol sig I've got now.


I used to be with it. Then they changed what it was.

Now what I'm with isn't it and what's it seems weird and scary to me.

It'll happen to you!

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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:11:36


I cartwheel into Mordor.