I whack off the guard, then he lets me in
i get a hot chick to stand infront of the gates and as the orcs and trolls gang rape her i'll sneak in
derp derp derp derp derp
Given the timeframe of LotR, economic inflation has not yet kicked in, so I could just hand one of the guards a dollar bill and they'd let me continue on my merry way.
yes i made an account just to post this :)
Sauron's an old college buddy... ah the times we had.
And if we run outta bullets? Heh, baby, they're gonna wish we hadn't....
I hitch a lift with Mary Poppins.
One doesn't simply fly into Mordor with a Deku Leaf.
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At 1/21/06 10:50 PM, Ozcar wrote: All what I need is my huge 9 centimeters pen0r...
Woot!
One does not simply cock into Mordor.
At 1/21/06 10:48 PM, Shadow-XII wrote:
So, tell me. How do you get into Mordor alive?
Semitruck..... beat that
I put on a very clever disguise... maybe Slowpoke?
I! cow bell into mordor. or air guitar. or just guitar. wait i crowbar into mordor
One does not simply short circuit into mordor.
I fly into Mordor by holding onto Richard Simmons' dangly. It's sweaty, but it's oh so sexy.
Even the eye can't gaze upon such fabulousness for long. :3
"Men don't grow up; they just grow out."
Bringing back old shit.
Derp.
Use your awesome guitar and rockstar status to use the VIP entrance
I use the vocal chords of Brandon Flowers as a rope bridge.
At 8/9/08 04:29 PM, pancake0Dean wrote: One DOES current events into mordor though.
Now that's just mean.
I'll fly in with a little Cessna
On the quest to rid this world from World of Warcraft
My Newgrounds account ---- Command and Conquer Crew ---- Computer Construction Crew
One does not simply float into Mordor.
P.S. I think Phileas Fogg wants his balloon back.
I go on an orc's back,.....safest way....
Dont scrutinize me!
One does not simply ChArGe TeH LaZ0Rs into mordor...
METALLICA BITCH
