W-ell, I'm not one to brag, but I used to be real good friends with Fingolfin, see.
And when he went out to talk about some shit with his bitch ("Morgmorth" or "Melgkror" or something, his name wuz) I'd always hang with Sauron, who was always like "Yo, my main man, what shit'z goin' down in Beleriand these dayz, huh?"
And I'd always be like "Nuthin' much, just chillin' like we used to do down in Cuiviènen in da old dayz, fool"
And then he say "For real fellah, ain't got shite to do since the First f*ing era..."
Anyhow, I got to know him too, and we'd do shit. We just grew apart after I tried to nick one of those Silma-thingys once. I'm sure he'd let an old pal into his place for old times sake, though.