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One doesn't simply walk into Mordor

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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:12:22


At 1/21/06 11:11 PM, lollerskaters wrote: I cartwheel into Mordor.

hey can we do a double act

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:14:02


At 1/21/06 11:03 PM, -Svend- wrote: Walking on the GROUND, maybe...

but it works if you're walking on sunshine.

Woah-oh.

Woah, it's svend.

I was going to mention a little walken to mordor, but somebody already pointed it out. So I would probably just float into mordor on lsd.

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:15:22


i just randomly take a shit in my pants and start barfing everywhere. then everyone just walks away...

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:19:41


One does not simply fly into Mordor!

One doesn't simply walk into Mordor


lol jpeg quality

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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:20:11


I wanna ROCK

One doesn't simply walk into Mordor


i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i

oh no I am choking on a million dicks

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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:20:21


umm ya. those cats might help?

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:21:08


I would take a Conga line to Mordor


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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:29:12


I lollerskate into Mordor.

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:45:20



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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:48:20


This is excellent.


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:52:01


I use the Clock Crew teleporter.

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:53:09


I internet my way in.

I'm so smart.

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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-21 23:53:14


At 1/21/06 11:52 PM, Shamrock_Clock wrote: I use the Clock Crew teleporter.

Why hasn't anyone told me of a teleporter? I get tired of flying!!!!

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-22 00:06:37


One does not simply rope into Mordor.

One doesn't simply walk into Mordor


Bellum omnium contra omnes

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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-22 00:06:59


Batman let me hitch a ride to Mordor in the Batmobile.

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-22 00:13:22


WTF HAX

One doesn't simply walk into Mordor


i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i

oh no I am choking on a million dicks

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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-22 01:23:42


At 1/21/06 10:48 PM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: Personally, I Kirby Dance:

One does not simply Kirby dance into Mordor

One doesn't simply walk into Mordor


Kuro - Puting the 'Kur' back in 'inkurable disease.'

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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-22 01:27:02


At 1/22/06 01:23 AM, -Kuro- wrote:
At 1/21/06 10:48 PM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: Personally, I Kirby Dance:
One does not simply Kirby dance into Mordor

Oh man, that is the greatness.


Just read 'The Hero with a Thousand Faces' by Joe Campbell. Now I need a new book. PM me suggestions!

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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-22 01:29:38


At 1/21/06 11:45 PM, -Shadow_XII- wrote:

Is that Jade?

Trippy.

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-22 01:34:49


One doesnt simply DDR into Mordor.

I hate DDR.


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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-22 01:37:03


One does not simply wok into Mordor.

One doesn't simply walk into Mordor


Happy with what you have to be happy with

you have to be happy with what you have

to be happy with you have to be happy with what you have

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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-22 02:03:52


At 1/22/06 01:37 AM, Jercurpac wrote: One does not simply wok into Mordor.

I must admit, good pun my man.

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-22 02:15:08


At 1/22/06 01:29 AM, Seizure_Dog wrote:
At 1/21/06 11:45 PM, -Shadow_XII- wrote:
Is that Jade?

Trippy.

That is not me.
That is only what I look like at school. Shhhh.

Haha, hair cut. :D

Tsukino Usagi of the NG /a/ {Sig by cast}

A ninja may be fast, but my dick is faster.

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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-22 02:17:44


Oh yes, and to continue my original post..

I'd use a Slip N Slide to get into Mordor.

with no water. Ouch.

Tsukino Usagi of the NG /a/ {Sig by cast}

A ninja may be fast, but my dick is faster.

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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-22 02:19:26


hows this,i throw in a laptop near the guards,with firefox open on the page of newgrounds and then walk past as they greadily rummage through thousands of flash animations.

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-22 02:24:53


At 1/21/06 11:03 PM, Alan_Arisuno wrote:
At 1/21/06 11:00 PM, LuckFarmer wrote: I just walked, they were to busy saying,"Wtf you can't just walk in here" to stop me. Now how the heck am I going to get out of here?
Jump in the lava, its not deadly.....I replaced it with cool-aid

oh nooes, you tricked me it hurt ouchy.

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-22 02:27:28


I take the secret path, to the right of the KFC.


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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-22 02:31:03


At 1/22/06 02:24 AM, LuckFarmer wrote:
At 1/21/06 11:03 PM, Alan_Arisuno wrote:
At 1/21/06 11:00 PM, LuckFarmer wrote: I just walked, they were to busy saying,"Wtf you can't just walk in here" to stop me. Now how the heck am I going to get out of here?
Jump in the lava, its not deadly.....I replaced it with cool-aid
oh nooes, you tricked me it hurt ouchy.

no,that was me,i replaced it with lava after he replaced it with cool aid

Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-22 02:37:49


One does not simply roflcoptor into Mordor

One doesn't simply walk into Mordor


Kuro - Puting the 'Kur' back in 'inkurable disease.'

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Response to One doesn't simply walk into Mordor 2006-01-22 02:44:21


one does not simply parachute into mordor!!!

One doesn't simply walk into Mordor