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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-12-28 09:57:56


Xenomous squid thing

Living on begrimed brick walls

No worries in life


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-12-28 12:27:59


People split up fast

Perhaps I’m meant to wander

And touch many souls


If I leave you next

Don’t cry because it’s over

Smile ‘cause you had me


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-12-29 14:50:47


left to dry again

body’s getting in the way

another detour

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-12-29 15:36:04


No one will survive

If the God return to world

Repent your sins now

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-12-29 17:16:44


At 12/29/23 03:36 PM, Winterina wrote: No one will survive
If the God return to world
Repent your sins now


Forgive me father

for I have sinned, I steal

tags off mattresses


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-12-29 17:21:50


At 12/29/23 05:16 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 12/29/23 03:36 PM, Winterina wrote: No one will survive
If the God return to world
Repent your sins now
Forgive me father
for I have sinned, I steal
tags off mattresses


Pay this dude no heed

Leave it to Winterina

Overdramatic


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-12-29 17:30:46 (edited 2023-12-29 17:51:41)


At 12/29/23 05:21 PM, Thetageist wrote:
At 12/29/23 05:16 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 12/29/23 03:36 PM, Winterina wrote: No one will survive
If the God return to world
Repent your sins now
Forgive me father
for I have sinned, I steal
tags off mattresses
Pay this dude no heed
Leave it to Winterina
Overdramatic


Attention seeker

Ah its Thetageist again

Humor dodge this dude

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-12-30 15:41:48


Something in the air

It's not love - it's mystery

About the future

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-12-30 22:54:05


rock it to the moon

fill the o-zone with your tunes

serenade all day...

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-12-31 04:00:56


Is this a

Real life, is this not

Fantasy

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-12-31 06:09:25


"Happy New Years Eve"

Is what I hear all around

As I contemplate

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-03 14:44:24


Shitty lil' sketches

Being shot from my pencil

Onto the paper

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-03 15:50:52


At 1/3/24 02:44 PM, RepriseAgain wrote: Shitty lil' sketches
Being shot from my pencil
Onto the paper


Slimy little sperm

Being shot from my penis

Into the Kleenex

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-04 08:08:15


At 1/3/24 03:50 PM, OlTrout wrote:
At 1/3/24 02:44 PM, RepriseAgain wrote: Shitty lil' sketches
Being shot from my pencil
Onto the paper
Slimy little sperm
Being shot from my penis
Into the Kleenex


Haiku about cum

Check this shit out idiots

By "shit" I mean "cum"

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-05 10:11:49


Four days weren't the day

But today's the day for sure

There is no third line

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-06 00:55:57


Yellow Switch Palace

is overwhelmingly blue

Oh the irony

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-06 07:03:46


There is no third line

You've been warned; don't be surprised.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-07 05:28:30


Clump of dead pixels

And while I'm between exams

Well-timed, dear laptop

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-08 06:30:44


A five minute song

To mark the breaks each half-hour

Lyrics memorised

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-08 08:21:59


Drawing perspective

Corridors of empty space

Liminality

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-09 07:35:28


Last exam went well

But between it and the next

There's only three days

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-09 08:23:07


At 1/9/24 07:35 AM, Urichov wrote: Last exam went well
But between it and the next
There's only three days


I can remember

Study and exam seasons

Hope it's not a dredge

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-09 19:46:11


I have nothing else

But the thing that’s killing me

For some fleeting joy


(Disclaimer: Not about substance abuse or anything else physically dangerous.)


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-09 21:29:30


At 1/9/24 07:46 PM, Thetageist wrote: I have nothing else
But the thing that’s killing me
For some fleeting joy

(Disclaimer: Not about substance abuse or anything else physically dangerous.)

And thus, it must be

about a League of Legends

infatuation.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-09 22:55:00


At 1/9/24 09:29 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 1/9/24 07:46 PM, Thetageist wrote: I have nothing else
But the thing that’s killing me
For some fleeting joy

(Disclaimer: Not about substance abuse or anything else physically dangerous.)
And thus, it must be
about a League of Legends
infatuation.


I know a guy who

Started playing League last year

I hope he’s okay


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-10 02:06:25


It's bitterly cold

This morning; condensation

Grows like resistance

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-11 03:03:41


It's still dark outside

Street lights like stars out in space

Will soon fade away

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-12 10:57:54


Holy fucking shit

Today has been so boring

Saturday ho!

Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-12 14:02:30


At 1/12/24 10:57 AM, RepriseAgain wrote: Holy fucking shit
Today has been so boring
Saturday ho!


Do you have Discord?

It will not be as boring

If we talk on there


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2024-01-12 14:17:07


At 1/12/24 02:02 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 1/12/24 10:57 AM, RepriseAgain wrote: Holy fucking shit
Today has been so boring
Saturday ho!
Do you have Discord?
It will not be as boring
If we talk on there


Why yes, yes I do

Catch me in NG's server

See you over there?