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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-23 17:28:59


I saw this bunny

waiting for its uber a

couple days ago


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I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-29 01:43:38


To be in bed

Ah I try to get up

But I will still be in bed


Netherbrine5902

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-08-04 15:05:22


Sit and watch the rain

while you occasionally

let out a loud fart.


Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.

You can see my stuff here: https://shadenlines.newgrounds.com/art

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-08-04 20:59:53


At 8/4/23 03:05 PM, shadenlines wrote: Sit and watch the rain
while you occasionally
let out a loud fart.


I can relate to

that, my gas can manifest

in disturbing ways


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-08-27 11:20:13


What lengths will it take?

When will I be good enough

For someone to love?


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-08-27 13:38:59


When will it return -

The intent to finish off

What I have started?


Dedicated to my unfinished WIPs

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-08-28 02:09:09


Moment before piss

Peaceful reprieve, sigh, eyes shut

Centered in the flow

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-08-30 22:17:11


Dignified, with top

hat and monocle? No, just

recently got mugged.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-08-30 23:45:01


At 8/30/23 10:17 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Dignified, with top
hat and monocle? No, just
recently got mugged.


Is this story true?

I’m sorry to hear this news

from someone I know.


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-08-31 00:36:41


I might have covid

Staying home, nostalgic warm

Feeling sick is nice

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-08-31 04:17:29


xxAM


night brains

me, over with the force of heat lamps

/ cat zooms at 4 again.


returning from 8 years hiatus haha so maybe renovating a little :>


FOLLOW 4 FOOL WRITING & POETRY HERE

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-08-31 12:50:57


This site has a mole!

I think I know who it is!

We should call the feds!


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I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-08-31 16:31:32


At 8/30/23 11:45 PM, Thetageist wrote:
Is this story true?

No, I just described

my first impression of the

"beaten" emoji:

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"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-08-31 17:44:25


At 8/31/23 04:31 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 8/30/23 11:45 PM, Thetageist wrote:
Is this story true?
No, I just described
my first impression of the
"beaten" emoji:


Whew! That’s a relief.

Glad to hear you were not made

Victim of a crime.


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-09-02 20:56:22


@RavioliBox

Yesterday I beat her high

Score in “Squid on Road”


(No idea why I announced this to the world, her username was just the first five syllables I could think of lol)


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-09-06 17:44:51


me, procrastinating working out again


Endless treading marks --

the toiling and mental mill --

a mind with no gym.


returning from 8 years hiatus haha so maybe renovating a little :>


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-09-13 05:35:43


lamenting dave


lumping boss calls in

the wind of fall, succeeded --

his breath reaps us all.


returning from 8 years hiatus haha so maybe renovating a little :>


FOLLOW 4 FOOL WRITING & POETRY HERE

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-09-14 21:24:56


procrastination haiku 2


thirty minutes came --

a clock with no hands, only

a mouth, widening


returning from 8 years hiatus haha so maybe renovating a little :>


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-09-16 00:07:14


I discovered, more

than fingers, AI struggles

with Arabic words


I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-09-18 05:02:49


You must suck and fuck

My ball sack stinks from workday

Prove your love in act

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-09-18 05:04:18


Ear buds keep dying

I fuckin' charged them at home

Now my hike is ruined

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-09-18 05:07:30


Smelled the cat's breath, babe

Stinky cat gingivitis

We need those green things

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-09-18 05:09:12


Vienna Fingers

Keebler elf, they used to rule

Now they fuckin suck

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-09-18 05:11:20


Saw a squished racoon

Fuckin' hate to see that, cause

They're cuter than dogs

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-09-18 05:13:07


Best newgrounds? Oh-Two

Best year to be alive, hands down

Its all downhill, now

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-09-18 06:52:26


Devil’s in the deets

Yet people talk as if they

Are the hand of God


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-09-18 08:02:49


A self-sent e-mail

Containing my work so far

Forgot to send it

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-09-19 08:53:49


Logic escapes me

Desire is purely primal

Can’t rationalize


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-09-19 13:01:30


sheen on a medal entitled 'addiction'


Played Toss the Turtle —

first time since twelve — twelve hours

later — go figure.


returning from 8 years hiatus haha so maybe renovating a little :>


FOLLOW 4 FOOL WRITING & POETRY HERE

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-09-19 14:12:58


At 9/19/23 01:01 PM, JimmyTheCaterpillar wrote: sheen on a medal entitled 'addiction'

Played Toss the Turtle —
first time since twelve — twelve hours
later — go figure.


I agree with you 100 percent. Toss the turtle is mad addictive


I'll never look back, I've got no regrets,

Cause time doesn't wait for me

I choose to go my own way