At 10/17/13 10:02 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Granted, but you decided not to use it.

I wish for fish.

Granted, you get fish... but they smell fishy so you throw them away.

I wish I could write mirrored text as easily as normal text.

At 10/17/13 10:33 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 10/17/13 10:02 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Granted, but you decided not to use it.

I wish for fish.

Granted, you get fish... but they smell fishy so you throw them away.

I wish I could write mirrored text as easily as normal text.

Granted, now you write everything mirrored, and nobody understands shit.

I wish I could read mirrored text as easily as normal text.

At 10/17/13 11:03 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Granted, now you write everything mirrored, and nobody understands shit.

I wish I could read mirrored text as easily as normal text.

Granted, now you go blind so you can indeed read mirrored text just the same as normal text ie: not at all.

I wish for perfect bladder control.

At 10/17/13 11:09 AM, AxTekk wrote: I wish for perfect bladder control.

Granted, you could control your own bladder, but after some weird stuff you did (which I don't want to further elaborate on), you had to have it replaced with some artificial shit, which you can't control.

I wish Halloween didn't exist outside NG (those kids are annoying as hell).

At 10/17/13 11:33 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 10/17/13 11:09 AM, AxTekk wrote: I wish for perfect bladder control.

Granted, you could control your own bladder, but after some weird stuff you did (which I don't want to further elaborate on), you had to have it replaced with some artificial shit, which you can't control.

I wish Halloween didn't exist outside NG (those kids are annoying as hell).

Granted, Halloween exists only on NG, and since there's no demand for it anywhere else the Spooctacular event is phased away, nobody posts scary stuff any longer, animations turn into family comedy and the death of controversialism and rebellion leads to a new age of government control where freedom of speech is just a freedom used to filter out those with unauthorized views.

I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted.

At 10/17/13 12:01 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted.

Granted, this wish will not be corrupted, but all future wishes will.

I wish none of my wishes would ever be corrupted.

At 10/17/13 12:26 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 10/17/13 12:01 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted.

Granted, this wish will not be corrupted, but all future wishes will.

I wish none of my wishes would ever be corrupted.

Granted, but given that the idea of self is transient and alters from moment to moment, "you" will never make a wish again, merely a different consciousness sharing your body.

Also you don't get to pull another self referential wish ever again.

At 10/17/13 12:34 PM, AxTekk wrote: Granted, but given that the idea of self is transient and alters from moment to moment, "you" will never make a wish again, merely a different consciousness sharing your body.

Also you don't get to pull another self referential wish ever again.

Then I at least wish to corrupt the wish that you didn't make.

At 10/17/13 01:22 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 10/17/13 01:10 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 10/17/13 12:34 PM, AxTekk wrote:

Then I at least wish to corrupt the wish that you didn't make.

Granted, AxTekk finally lost his virginity in prison! He was sentenced for attempted vehicular manslaughter, in which, you were put in a full body cast.

I wish for Skittles!

Granted, but you get shot when you take them home.

I wish I was funnier.

At 10/17/13 01:31 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 10/17/13 01:22 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 10/17/13 01:10 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 10/17/13 12:34 PM, AxTekk wrote:

Then I at least wish to corrupt the wish that you didn't make.

Granted, AxTekk finally lost his virginity in prison! He was sentenced for attempted vehicular manslaughter, in which, you were put in a full body cast.

I wish for Skittles!

Granted, but you get shot when you take them home.

I wish I was funnier.

Granted. Your life is now like that Fairly Oddparents episode where Timmy can't communicate properly with anyone because everything he says is hilarious.

I wish the body damage at the back of my truck was fixed.

At 10/17/13 01:35 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: I wish the body damage at the back of my truck was fixed.

Granted, but then you damage the front of your truck, that won't be fixed.

I wish I had a life.

At 10/17/13 01:55 PM, Slacker013 wrote: Granted, but you must choose between the blue or the red Skittles , one grants life, one takes it away, why are they both red? Probably cause someone shot me and I bled on my Skittles!? Choice is yours...

I wish for corruption!

Granted, you get corruption. But it is the corruption that is corrupted, so in the end there is no corruption after all!

I wish pigs could fly.

At 10/17/13 01:55 PM, Slacker013 wrote: I wish for corruption!

Granted, your wish is corrupted.

I wish for something nice.

At 10/17/13 02:09 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 10/17/13 01:55 PM, Slacker013 wrote: I wish for corruption!

Granted, your wish is corrupted.

I wish for something nice.

I responded to that one three minutes ago man. :P Anyway...

Granted, you get a nice wish for something nice and get a nice wish!

I wish that just for a day the world would spin backwards.

At 10/17/13 02:17 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 10/17/13 02:06 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:

I wish pigs could fly.

Maybe when pigs fly, the world will spin backwards...

I wish for the Traxxas X0-1

Granted, but you don't know what the fuck to do with it.

I wish I knew what you were talking about.

At 10/17/13 02:50 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 10/17/13 02:21 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 10/17/13 02:19 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish I knew what you were talking about.

Denied, look it up!

Another bag of Skittles please!

Granted, but you are now allergic to them.

I wish for hot wings.

Granted, they are so hot they burn you from the inside.

I wish for a steak.

At 10/18/13 09:20 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 10/18/13 09:18 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish for a steak.

Granted but it's rare and contains a disease which kills you.

I wish for buttered toast.

Granted however this guy curses you out for stealing his buttered toast.

I wish all on NG had an ice cold apple martini.

At 10/18/13 10:01 AM, LittleWashu wrote:

At 10/18/13 09:20 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 10/18/13 09:18 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish for a steak.

Granted but it's rare and contains a disease which kills you.

I wish for buttered toast.

Granted however this guy curses you out for stealing his buttered toast.

I wish all on NG had an ice cold apple martini.

Granted, and I'll throw it in your face because I only drink beer.

I wish foreign beer didn't taste like piss.

At 10/18/13 10:01 AM, LittleWashu wrote: Granted however this guy curses you out for stealing his buttered toast.

I wish all on NG had an ice cold apple martini.

Granted, but this causes all the under age kids on NG to get grounded, thus resulting in a 95% decrease in traffic on NG, which not only delays the new redesign, but also forces Tom to lay off Luis and Stamper because he can't pay them anymore.

I wish I were invisible.

At 10/18/13 10:06 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I were invisible.

Granted, now everyone constantly bumps into you because they don't see you.

As for my wish, see above.

At 10/18/13 10:26 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 10/18/13 10:06 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I were invisible.

Granted, now everyone constantly bumps into you because they don't see you.

As for my wish, see above.

Granted, i saw the post above you.

I wish that Omegle didn't exist.

At 10/18/13 10:34 AM, Ghombeat wrote:

At 10/18/13 10:26 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 10/18/13 10:06 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I were invisible.

Granted, now everyone constantly bumps into you because they don't see you.

As for my wish, see above.

Granted, i saw the post above you.

I wish that Omegle didn't exist.

Granted, it's replaced with something worse.

I wish to kill someone in my corruptions again.

At 10/18/13 11:30 AM, yiffinmymouth wrote: Granted, but it won't make you feel any better.

I wish to become a rap genius.

Granted but one day while you're being driven around in a limo, a rival rapper decides to pull a Tupac on you and caps your ass.

I wish I had better luck.

At 10/18/13 11:30 AM, yiffinmymouth wrote:

At 10/18/13 11:12 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish to kill someone in my corruptions again.

Granted, but it won't make you feel any better.

I wish to become a rap genius.

Granted, but you're one of those insanely talented guys who only has 72 views on youtube. People like T-pain still go platinum.

I wish I could teleport.

At 10/18/13 04:03 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

I wish for something pleasing.

Granted. I will be very pleased when someone dressed like a clown kicks you in the balls.

I wish for people to agree that as the doctors offspring the creature inherited the family name so there's nothing incorrect in calling either or both Frankenstein.

At 10/18/13 06:09 PM, 24901miles wrote: I wish all Libertarians would grow up and realize the Government serves an important, beneficial, and integral role in society.

Granted, but the government shuts down again.

I wish for pizza

At 10/18/13 06:20 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 10/18/13 06:09 PM, 24901miles wrote: I wish all Libertarians would grow up and realize the Government serves an important, beneficial, and integral role in society.

Granted, but the government shuts down again.

I wish for pizza

Granted, but you don't get the type you ordered so you wasted your money.

I wish the company apple would go out of buisness

At 10/18/13 06:23 PM, aListers wrote: I wish the company apple would go out of buisness

Granted, but Windows phones get monopol.

I wish I had unlimited money

At 10/18/13 06:39 PM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish for KFC.

Granted, but you're a negro.

I wish for the love of my life

At 10/18/13 06:44 PM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish someone could give me something.

Granted, but that something is nothing.

I wish I would start making sense