At 10/18/13 06:54 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 10/18/13 06:44 PM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish someone could give me something.

Granted, but that something is nothing.

I wish I would start making sense

Granted. you make so much sense that you want to help everyone around you with your good advice. You become that douche.

I wish to be Captain America but with a lightsaber.

At 10/18/13 07:13 PM, stafffighter wrote:
I wish to be Captain America but with a lightsaber.

Granted, but your lightsaber didn't come with batteries, and batteries for a lightsaber is expensive.

I wish I was a swordmaster

At 10/18/13 07:15 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

I wish I was a swordmaster

Granted. You're still in a world where guns exist.

I wish for a ray gun that had no effect other than to turn something smurf blue for an hour.

At 10/18/13 07:43 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish for a ray gun that had no effect other than to turn something smurf blue for an hour.

Granted, but the gun breaks down the first time it's being used.

I wish for a Raptor named Bent

At 10/18/13 07:44 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

I wish for a Raptor named Bent

Granted. He resents you for naming him that and the two of you have the same strained relationship you had with your father.

I wish for every sonic screwdriver from doctor who.

At 10/18/13 08:18 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish for every sonic screwdriver from doctor who.

Granted, but they'll have no use.

I wish for screws to those screwdrivers

At 10/18/13 08:27 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
I wish I could re-live the last year of my life.

Granted, but you regret it shortly after.

I wish for unlimited food.

At 10/18/13 08:28 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 10/18/13 08:27 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
I wish I could re-live the last year of my life.

Granted, but you regret it shortly after.

I wish for unlimited food.

Granted, but it's rotten.

I wish for a Gibson Explorer

At 10/18/13 08:30 PM, SychoSloth wrote: I wish for a Gibson Explorer

Granted, but you can't use it.

I wish for Knowledge

At 10/18/13 08:32 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 10/18/13 08:30 PM, SychoSloth wrote: I wish for a Gibson Explorer

Granted, but you can't use it.

Granted, but your only knowledge will be how to smash your face with a hammer.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

At 10/18/13 08:34 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 10/18/13 08:32 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 10/18/13 08:30 PM, SychoSloth wrote: I wish for a Gibson Explorer

Granted, but you can't use it.

I wish for Knowledge

Granted. Your head gets so overloaded with information that you get headaches.

I wish I wasn't weird.

Granted, but you're socially awkward

I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP CORRUPTING WISHES AFTER ME

At 10/18/13 08:36 PM, SychoSloth wrote: I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP CORRUPTING WISHES AFTER ME

Granted, but you'll be bored to death.

I wish I wasn't socially awkward

At 10/18/13 11:08 PM, Slacker013 wrote: You were crushed by the meteor you wished upon, ragnikson is now rich!

I wish to own all the property in a game of Monopoly!

Granted, but you have nobody else to play with.

I wish I had precognition.

At 10/18/13 11:08 PM, Slacker013 wrote: I wish to own all the property in a game of Monopoly!

Granted, you own all the property in a game of Monopoly! Which isn't so strange since you're the only one playing...

I'd like to walk on water.

At 10/19/13 03:49 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 10/18/13 11:08 PM, Slacker013 wrote: I wish to own all the property in a game of Monopoly!

Granted, you own all the property in a game of Monopoly! Which isn't so strange since you're the only one playing...

I'd like to walk on water.

Grant, you lose the ability to walk on ground.

At 10/19/13 05:07 AM, ChickenTenders wrote:
Grant, you lose the ability to walk on ground.

I wish some of the people who participate in this thread actually had a wish that can be corrupted

At 10/19/13 08:17 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 10/19/13 05:07 AM, ChickenTenders wrote:
Grant, you lose the ability to walk on ground.

I wish some of the people who participate in this thread actually had a wish that can be corrupted

Granted, your wish is corrupted. Oh wait... paradox...

I wish all sandboxes were full of boxes full of sand.

At 10/19/13 08:25 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
I wish all sandboxes were full of boxes full of sand.

Granted, but that would require more sand than there exists in the world

At 10/19/13 08:32 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 10/19/13 08:25 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
I wish all sandboxes were full of boxes full of sand.

Granted, but that would require more sand than there exists in the world

And I wish for water

At 10/19/13 08:48 AM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish for something to eat.

you get a fucking knuckle sandwich you nerd, LMAO

i wish i was the best rapper

At 10/19/13 08:48 AM, Vinnyy wrote:
I wish for something to eat.

Granted, but it's already decayed.

I wish for being clean

At 10/19/13 11:10 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 10/19/13 09:01 AM, Shockoach wrote:

At 10/19/13 08:48 AM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish for something to eat.

you get a fucking knuckle sandwich you nerd, LMAO

i wish i was the best rapper

Granted, but Eminem gets jealous of you and decides to give you a fucking knuckle sandwich.

I wish I was skilled in everything.

Granted, but then you commit suicide because you can't improve.

At 10/19/13 11:13 AM, Whoshotdabear wrote:

At 10/19/13 11:10 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

I wish I was skilled in everything.

Granted, but then you commit suicide because you can't improve.

I wish Whoshotdabear wasn't so fucking stupid.

At 10/19/13 11:17 AM, kisame wrote:

Granted, but then you commit suicide because you can't improve.

I wish Whoshotdabear wasn't so fucking stupid.

Granted. He becomes a genius who eventually goes mad and creates a machine to destroy the world.

I wish I had better luck.

At 10/19/13 11:17 AM, kisame wrote:

At 10/19/13 11:13 AM, Whoshotdabear wrote:

At 10/19/13 11:10 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

I wish I was skilled in everything.

Granted, but then you commit suicide because you can't improve.

I wish Whoshotdabear wasn't so fucking stupid.

Granted but now you're as dumb as he was before.

I wish I had a shiny new blender I could easily get me face stuck in if I'm not careful.

At 10/19/13 11:20 AM, NeverHundred wrote: I wish I had a shiny new blender I could easily get me face stuck in if I'm not careful.

Granted, but it would be able to crush your skull as easy as nothing.

I wish I was an athelete

At 10/19/13 11:32 AM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 10/19/13 11:20 AM, NeverHundred wrote: I wish I had a shiny new blender I could easily get me face stuck in if I'm not careful.

Granted, but it would be able to crush your skull as easy as nothing.

I wish I was an athelete

Granted, during a mundane practice you manage to have an accident which results in you being paralyzed from the waist down. Athletics is the only thing you know so now you have no idea what to do with your life.

I wish I was a small stone fifty feet underground without the ability to perceive or understand my surroundings. Forever.

At 10/19/13 11:36 AM, NeverHundred wrote: I wish I was a small stone fifty feet underground without the ability to perceive or understand my surroundings. Forever.

Granted, but um...honestly, that seems bad in itself. You have no purpose in life.

I wish the Nostalgia Critic would review "Sonic Underground".

At 10/19/13 11:40 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 10/19/13 11:36 AM, NeverHundred wrote: I wish I was a small stone fifty feet underground without the ability to perceive or understand my surroundings. Forever.

Granted, but um...honestly, that seems bad in itself. You have no purpose in life.

I wish the Nostalgia Critic would review "Sonic Underground".

Granted, but his opinion is the complete opposite of yours.

I wish I hadn't missed out on 2 fucking pages of this thread.

At 10/19/13 12:54 PM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish to be skilled in everything.

Granted, now everyone hates you and you go kill yourself.

I wish for a faster PC.