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Corrupt a wish!

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-13 18:36:09


At 11/13/14 09:34 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish TheGamechanger turned into Dickneck.

Granted, and I neck-rape you in the butt.

I wish that the user below was Godzilla.

Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-13 20:57:07


At 11/13/14 06:36 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that the user below was Godzilla.

Granted, and hey, look at my user icon!
Anyways, I was very angry and I first decided to take a trip to TheGamechanger's house. I immediately slipped on the wet ground and crushed his house( with him inside, of course) with my big flappy belly. What a nice trip that was! I then went to PM Wade, asking whether my condition was permanent or not. He then said no, and deleted TheGamechanger's post. I then was suddenly transformed back into my human body, and rejoiced. Then I woke up, chuckled at my silly dream, telling myself not to worry, for the nightmare was over, and I was back to normal again. I then went on a raging rampage and destroyed several major cities, along with TheGamechanger's house.

I wish that the Video Games Forum had more activity.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-13 21:58:31


At 11/13/14 08:57 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:
I wish that the Video Games Forum had more activity.

Granted, but it's overrun by trolls.

I wish I was the world's strongest human.

Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-14 08:34:57


At 11/13/14 09:58 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
At 11/13/14 08:57 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:
I wish that the Video Games Forum had more activity.
Granted, but it's overrun by trolls.

I wish I was the world's strongest human.

Granted, the human race dies out and you're the last one left.

I wish I didn't always slit my wrists when I get my mail.


If I should ever vanish without a trace, assume until proven otherwise that olskoo banned me due to penis envy.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-15 09:49:49


At 11/15/14 08:25 AM, SentForMe wrote:
At 11/14/14 08:34 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish I didn't always slit my wrists when I get my mail.
Granted, you now have wrist protectors on that protector your wrists, but you can never take them off....NEVER!!!!

I wish it would snow today, all over the world, at the same time.

Granted, it's the ice age again.

I wish it snowed once each year on Christmas Eve and never in between.


If I should ever vanish without a trace, assume until proven otherwise that olskoo banned me due to penis envy.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-15 11:11:46


At 11/15/14 09:49 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish it snowed once each year on Christmas Eve and never in between.

Granted. Global warming now happens (at extreme levels) every year in between Christmas Eve.

I wish I had fairies.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-15 11:20:01


At 11/15/14 11:11 AM, TheDisharmony wrote: I wish I had fairies.

Granted, but they're gay guys and you're a homophobe. They're not the kind that grant wishes.

I wish I had the house to live in for the rest of my life.


You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock

Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-15 12:43:15


At 11/15/14 11:20 AM, Ericho wrote:
At 11/15/14 11:11 AM, TheDisharmony wrote: I wish I had fairies.
Granted, but they're gay guys and you're a homophobe. They're not the kind that grant wishes.

I wish I had the house to live in for the rest of my life.

Granted, you'll die tomorrow.

I wish for some rock'n'roll.


If I should ever vanish without a trace, assume until proven otherwise that olskoo banned me due to penis envy.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-15 14:37:42


At 11/15/14 12:43 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish for some rock'n'roll.

Granted, you can have these rocks *hands you rocks* and slide (you can roll them on it).

I wish life was a video game.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-15 17:28:32


At 11/15/14 02:37 PM, Cynicalx wrote:
At 11/15/14 12:43 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish for some rock'n'roll.
Granted, you can have these rocks *hands you rocks* and slide (you can roll them on it).

I wish life was a video game.

(AVGN mode activated)

Granted; It's an overrated, overpriced and overhyped "Free to Pay" MMORPG with crappy and bland quests, characters, and for the most part, locations. Absolutely all you do, you have to pay for it, such as accessing other locations that are available to other players for free, indiscriminately of the quality, size and available stuff in the said locations. The game itself is in "Hardcore" difficulty of some sort, meaning that no matter how much money you waste on it, If you're dead, you start over (even if such thing as "Reincarnation" is even implemented in the game anyhow). Otherwise, you're banned no matter if you broke the rules or not. Being a random roadkill results in the same crap as you dying in a war, or during a terrorist act resulting in a bunch of deaths, even your own: You're banned. And don't give the admins the crap about how much you paid or that you never broke a single rule: you're STILL banned.

Want to go PK'ing? Good luck, because the Prison location is overfilled anyways (and that's the only location available for it after you do it outside the said location or the Battlefield at least once). What about the Battlefield? Sure, just be sure that you appear in a powerful country with a well-equipped army (and you have no control over where will you appear whatsoever, so fuck you).

What about the storyline? It sucks. Basically, it's a stupid-ass dysfunctional simulator that's separated into several life parts, each one of which comprises lots of individual missions and tasks. And the said quests pretty much depend on eachother, because that's how you gain "normality": the parameter that keeps other players and NPC's from turning into enemies. There are many cases when people with little Normality were outright killed off of the game for no good reason, and the ones who retaliated (like revolution starters, right activists or just about anyone who's not a blatant copy of everyone) ended up demonized even if they had a set of reasons for their actions (with atrocious exceptions of course, like Elliot Rodger, who just wanted to get laid and valued that over several lives, including his own). It'd be a twisted world indeed...

So, long story short, if Real Life was a game, its creator company would be the creators of the worst video game of all time that would make their other smash hit, "Unit 731 Surgeon Simulator" look like fucking Candyland.

(AVGN mode deactivated)

I'd rather play Runescape. At least it's nostalgic instead of just outdated and atrocious.

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I wish Spongebob was still a nice show, instead of a flanderized pile of disgusting mess it's known as among reviewers nowadays...


If Friendship is truly Magic, then I'm little more than a muggle in this regard...

Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-15 20:39:38


At 11/15/14 05:28 PM, glazov123 wrote:
I wish Spongebob was still a nice show, instead of a flanderized pile of disgusting mess it's known as among reviewers nowadays...

Granted, but it's quickly overshadowed by a new show called "New Super Mario Bros. Super Show".

I wish Godzilla fought Gamera.

Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-16 09:39:37


At 11/15/14 08:39 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
At 11/15/14 05:28 PM, glazov123 wrote:
I wish Spongebob was still a nice show, instead of a flanderized pile of disgusting mess it's known as among reviewers nowadays...
Granted, but it's quickly overshadowed by a new show called "New Super Mario Bros. Super Show".

I wish Godzilla fought Gamera.

Granted, they reduce the whole world to rubble and ashes.

I wish Godzilla ate the Gamechanger.


If I should ever vanish without a trace, assume until proven otherwise that olskoo banned me due to penis envy.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-17 00:02:28


At 11/16/14 09:39 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish Godzilla ate the Gamechanger.

TheGamechanger probably won't get eaten.

I wish that today weren't Sunday.

Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-17 06:55:06


At 11/17/14 12:02 AM, cga-999 wrote:
I wish that today weren't Sunday.

Granted. You're Garfield and it's Monday.

I wish that Santa was evil.

Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-17 08:36:41


At 11/17/14 06:55 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Granted. You're Garfield and it's Monday.

I wish that Santa was evil.

Granted, Santa goes evil. He corrupts the youth by giving them boatloads of cheap presents! Everyone's happy.

I wish we didn't live in a world with such a rapidly increasing consumptional craze!


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-17 12:58:14


At 11/17/14 08:36 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish we didn't live in a world with such a rapidly increasing consumptional craze!

Granted, now we live in a world with a rapidly increasing overall craze.

I wish for less insanity.


If I should ever vanish without a trace, assume until proven otherwise that olskoo banned me due to penis envy.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-17 13:05:55


At 11/17/14 12:58 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Granted, now we live in a world with a rapidly increasing overall craze.

I wish for less insanity.

Granted, everyone becomes a regular sane psychopath.

I wish bitcoins rained down from the skies.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-17 13:10:27


At 11/17/14 01:05 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish bitcoins rained down from the skies.

Granted, you drown in bitcoins.

I wish for random stuff.


If I should ever vanish without a trace, assume until proven otherwise that olskoo banned me due to penis envy.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-17 13:34:13


At 11/17/14 01:10 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish for random stuff.

Granted, every single thing you own has been replaced with something random and useless. Some things have become junk or trash, others completely unrelated items compared to what they were before...like your bed became a banana and your chairs became an airplane propellor or something...there's no rhyme or reason for the exchange, its always different, its terribly inconvenient.

I wish for peace in the middle east.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-17 13:44:29


At 11/17/14 01:34 PM, Phobotech wrote: I wish for peace in the middle east.

Granted, the fight is taken to your backyard.

I wish NG would let me post this shit.


If I should ever vanish without a trace, assume until proven otherwise that olskoo banned me due to penis envy.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-17 18:50:56


At 11/17/14 01:44 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish NG would let me post this shit.

Granted. You literally post shit on the forums.

I wish that Superman was immune to kryptonite.

Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-17 19:07:06


At 11/17/14 06:50 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

I wish that Superman was immune to kryptonite.

Granted, without this reminder of his mortality he grows into the cruel god Lex Luthor always warned us he would.

I wish I had electricity based powers that while doing no harm to me could range from frying a motherfucking to charging my phone.


I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-17 21:18:53


At 11/17/14 07:07 PM, stafffighter wrote:
I wish I had electricity based powers that while doing no harm to me could range from frying a motherfucking to charging my phone.

Granted, but you build-up so much static electricity that when it disburses you are held accountable for the resulting property damage.

I wish that North Korea was annihilated.

Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-18 19:49:41


At 11/18/14 04:10 PM, AquaWatermelons wrote:
I wish for LEGO. Lots and lots of LEGO.

Granted. You get LEGO waffles.
http://lego.wikia.com/wiki/LEGO_Eggo_Waffles

I wish that the user below was a used diaper.

Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-19 05:21:58


At 11/18/14 07:49 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that the user below was a used diaper.

Granted, I'm your used diaper.

I wish for an end to those ninja-replies.


If I should ever vanish without a trace, assume until proven otherwise that olskoo banned me due to penis envy.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-19 08:35:36


At 11/19/14 05:21 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 11/18/14 07:49 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that the user below was a used diaper.
Granted, I'm your used diaper.

I wish for an end to those ninja-replies.

Granted, the actual ninjas are banned from all the forums.

I wish for chocolate rain, with real chocolate


If Friendship is truly Magic, then I'm little more than a muggle in this regard...

Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-19 08:45:17


At 11/19/14 08:35 AM, glazov123 wrote:
I wish for chocolate rain, with real chocolate

Granted. It lasts for an entire month, and the gluttonous population is too overwhelmed with short-sighted joy to do anything to protect crops and infrastructure in those first, critical days. It is a storm of nationwide ruin. At the end of that month the population is met with a destroyed eco-systems, some species driven to extinction, along with a deadly famine that kills millions...it takes years to recover from.

Everyone loses their taste for chocolate in the wake of the tragedy, and the product itself becomes a rare and expensive luxury.

I wish that the human race evolved more rapidly.


-Formerly known as Phobotech-

Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-19 09:58:28


At 11/19/14 08:45 AM, Phobotech wrote:
At 11/19/14 08:35 AM, glazov123 wrote:
I wish for chocolate rain, with real chocolate
Granted. It lasts for an entire month, and the gluttonous population is too overwhelmed with short-sighted joy to do anything to protect crops and infrastructure in those first, critical days. It is a storm of nationwide ruin. At the end of that month the population is met with a destroyed eco-systems, some species driven to extinction, along with a deadly famine that kills millions...it takes years to recover from.

Everyone loses their taste for chocolate in the wake of the tragedy, and the product itself becomes a rare and expensive luxury.

I wish that the human race evolved more rapidly.

Granted: The humanity ends up evolving so fast, several new species, each better than previous, live in the same time period that leads to plentiful inconviniences within the infrastructure and everything that an all-out war started, killing off everyone except for species that have evloved so far that they're barely even human.

I wish I could sneak into one of the MLP character's houses and live there unnoticed for at least some time :3


If Friendship is truly Magic, then I'm little more than a muggle in this regard...

Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-19 13:03:12


At 11/19/14 09:58 AM, glazov123 wrote: I wish I could sneak into one of the MLP character's houses and live there unnoticed for at least some time :3

Granted, but now you're the worst kind of pervert there is.

I wish the people in the out-do thread knew how it went.


If I should ever vanish without a trace, assume until proven otherwise that olskoo banned me due to penis envy.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2014-11-19 14:44:41 (edited 2014-11-19 14:48:22)


At 11/19/14 01:03 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 11/19/14 09:58 AM, glazov123 wrote: I wish I could sneak into one of the MLP character's houses and live there unnoticed for at least some time :3
Granted, but now you're the worst kind of pervert there is.

I wish the people in the out-do thread knew how it went.

Granted: It went horrible. First of all, Twilight found me in the morning of Day 3, magically picked up a shovel, and kicked my ass with it. Badly. Luckily, I was smart enough to be able to pick apples, so I worked for Applejack to raise some bits. Unfortunately, she found out what happened at Twilight's, so I could just barely run away with the earned cash (and a few apples) without getting beaten up. Again. And on top of it, some fat doucebag villain opened a portal, and only after beating him up and sending him back to his cheetodust-laden basement, I've earned some respect around here. Too bad I can't return to the human world on my own anymore...

I wish for a working portal gun. And a potato.


If Friendship is truly Magic, then I'm little more than a muggle in this regard...