At 4/6/13 10:45 PM, Dromedary wrote: i wish for nothing

Granted, your nihilistic wish comes true and nothing exists, or ever did exist for that matter.

I wish I could do like Steve can do in Blues Clues and warp myself into any picture or television that I want, and warp myself out.

At 4/6/13 10:48 PM, CresIsis wrote:

At 4/6/13 10:45 PM, Dromedary wrote: i wish for nothing

Granted, your nihilistic wish comes true and nothing exists, or ever did exist for that matter.

I wish I could do like Steve can do in Blues Clues and warp myself into any picture or television that I want, and warp myself out.

You can, but when you return, someone kills you.

I wish school didn't start again tomorrow.

At 4/7/13 08:38 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish school didn't start again tomorrow.

The school you go to is destroyed.

I wish I was wealthy with no negative repercussions whatsoever. Now THAT'S a challenge.

At 4/7/13 11:03 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 4/7/13 08:38 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish school didn't start again tomorrow.

The school you go to is destroyed.

I wish I was wealthy with no negative repercussions whatsoever. Now THAT'S a challenge.

Challenge accepted:
Wish granted, but you die.

I wish to win the challenge.

At 4/7/13 12:36 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish to win the challenge.

Granted. You win the challenge, but then realize that you have no more goals, which means you really have no future to look forward to, so you decide to make a goal and freeze yourself cryogenically until science has reached the point of having flying cars and new planets to explore. However, you miscalculate and accidentally freeze yourself forever.

I wish for a white guy to become president in the next electrion.

At 4/7/13 02:18 PM, VJF wrote: I wish for a white guy to become president in the next electrion.

Granted, Barack Obama will now wear white make-up in the next election.

I wish for a time-travelling DeLorean.

At 4/7/13 02:39 PM, kanef wrote:

At 4/7/13 02:32 PM, triplenoob wrote: I wish for a time-travelling DeLorean.

it brakes down because it's A FUCKING DELOREAN

i wish i was really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really gay

Haven't you ever seen Back to the Future? Whatever.

Granted, you already are.
I wish kanef would fall into oblivion.

At 4/7/13 02:43 PM, triplenoob wrote: I wish kanef would fall into oblivion.

Granted, but he takes you with him.

I wish I had a money tree that could grow and fit inside my house, and even in the winter it would grow money for me.

At 4/7/13 03:08 PM, VJF wrote:

At 4/7/13 02:43 PM, triplenoob wrote: I wish kanef would fall into oblivion.

Granted, but he takes you with him.

I wish I had a money tree that could grow and fit inside my house, and even in the winter it would grow money for me.

Granted, but it only grows German Marks from the year 1948, so they are worthless.

I wish I had an Ice cream Bazooka.

At 4/7/13 03:16 PM, Psycho666 wrote: Granted, but it only grows German Marks from the year 1948, so they are worthless.

I wish I had an Ice cream Bazooka.

Granted, but it doesn't refrigerate and throws liquid cream instead.
I wish for a bottomless pit.

At 4/7/13 03:45 PM, triplenoob wrote:

At 4/7/13 03:16 PM, Psycho666 wrote: Granted, but it only grows German Marks from the year 1948, so they are worthless.

I wish I had an Ice cream Bazooka.

Granted, but it doesn't refrigerate and throws liquid cream instead.
I wish for a bottomless pit.

:Wish granted but you will fall in.

At 4/7/13 03:52 PM, chupacabras89 wrote:

Wish granted but you will fall in.

Granted, you get nothing.

I wish I had a cool hat.

At 4/7/13 03:52 PM, chupacabras89 wrote:

:Wish granted but you will fall in.

You forgot your wish so I'm going to steal it.

I wish I had a jet plane.

At 4/7/13 03:54 PM, VJF wrote:

At 4/7/13 03:52 PM, chupacabras89 wrote: Wish granted but you will fall in.

You forgot your wish so I'm going to steal it.

I wish I had a jet plane.

Granted, but it's made out of cardboard and duct tape.
I wish for blue strawberries.

At 4/7/13 04:06 PM, triplenoob wrote: I wish for blue strawberries.

Granted. Someone paints your strawberries blue, and when you eat them, you die from lead-based paint poisoning.

I wish I could quit smoking cigarettes.

At 4/7/13 07:28 PM, VJF wrote: I wish I could quit smoking cigarettes.

Wish granted, as you are now allergic to cigarettes and smoking one means you will die. You have no choice but to live your life craving for cigarettes and shaking sporadically.

I wish to paint

At 4/7/13 08:19 PM, juturnal wrote:

At 4/7/13 07:28 PM, VJF wrote: I wish I could quit smoking cigarettes.

Wish granted, as you are now allergic to cigarettes and smoking one means you will die. You have no choice but to live your life craving for cigarettes and shaking sporadically.

I wish to paint

Granted. A hand comes down from the sky, grabs you, and smears you arcoss a giant canvas after being dipped into some colors.

I want North Korea to destroy the imperialist threat.

At 4/7/13 09:22 PM, Psycho666 wrote: I want North Korea to destroy the imperialist threat.

Granted, but they come after your house first.

I wish I knew whether to drink milk or juice.

At 4/8/13 01:13 AM, VJF wrote:

At 4/7/13 09:22 PM, Psycho666 wrote: I want North Korea to destroy the imperialist threat.

Granted, but they come after your house first.

I wish I knew whether to drink milk or juice.

Granted, you're going to drink juice. But it's prune juice.

I wish Valve would formally announce Half-Life 3 at this year's E3.

At 4/8/13 09:04 AM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: I wish Valve would formally announce Half-Life 3 at this year's E3.

Granted, but it won't come out until another 10 years.
I wish to be broken down into liquid form.

At 4/7/13 03:53 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote: I wish I had a cool hat.

Granted, but it's stolen.

At 4/8/13 09:42 AM, triplenoob wrote: I wish to be broken down into liquid form.

Granted. You die, someone puts you in a bag and then forgets you there, and then you turn liquid.

I wish someone filmed my suicide and uploaded it on the web.

At 4/8/13 10:28 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 4/7/13 03:53 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote: I wish I had a cool hat.

Granted, but it's stolen.

At 4/8/13 09:42 AM, triplenoob wrote: I wish to be broken down into liquid form.

Granted. You die, someone puts you in a bag and then forgets you there, and then you turn liquid.

I wish someone filmed my suicide and uploaded it on the web.

Ok but it's going to have funny sound effect's and a laugh track.

I wish I could learn some new languages.

At 4/8/13 10:28 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 4/8/13 09:42 AM, triplenoob wrote: I wish to be broken down into liquid form.

Granted. You die, someone puts you in a bag and then forgets you there, and then you turn liquid.

You don't understand the point of this, do you? You're supposed to corrupt the wish, with an outcome that is opposite to the wish.... Anyway.

I wish someone filmed my suicide and uploaded it on the web.

Granted, but the camera's battery died during filming and the video couldn't be uploaded to the web, hence making your death stupid and pointless.

I wish for a flying unicorn that knows how to play keytar.

At 4/8/13 11:16 AM, triplenoob wrote: I wish for a flying unicorn that knows how to play keytar.

Granted, but he only knows how to play one song on the keytar, the Harlem Shake, and he makes you pay air fare everytime you want to fly somewhere.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much, especially when it comes to school.

At 4/8/13 11:13 AM, chupacabras89 wrote: I wish I could learn some new languages.

Granted, but you can't insult anyone any more since they all understand you.

At 4/8/13 11:48 AM, kanef wrote: i wish for this thread to get locked for absolutely no reason at all

The thread is locked, and people complain. So much they unlock it again.

I wish to get my sister's exchange student laid.

At 4/8/13 01:13 PM, Shockoach wrote:

At 4/8/13 01:09 PM, Entice wrote: I wish to bang NewgroundsMike's sister.

granted, but she gets pregnant with twins and you're the father.

i wish i had a hat that fit me

Granted, but, it fits so well that the fibers become meshed into your skull. Also, it is a ten gallon hat.

I wish anti-antiperspirants did not lie about their abilities.

At 4/8/13 01:13 PM, Shockoach wrote:

At 4/8/13 01:09 PM, Entice wrote: I wish to bang NewgroundsMike's sister.

granted, but she gets pregnant with twins and you're the father.

i wish i had a hat that fit me

Granted, but it's made of crap.

I wish for Entice to bang my sister, so I'd have a good reason to kill her.

At 4/8/13 01:24 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 4/8/13 01:13 PM, Shockoach wrote:

At 4/8/13 01:09 PM, Entice wrote: I wish to bang NewgroundsMike's sister.

granted, but she gets pregnant with twins and you're the father.

i wish i had a hat that fit me

Granted, but it's made of crap.

I wish for Entice to bang my sister, so I'd have a good reason to kill her.

Granted, but you're gagged and tied to the ceiling while made to watch. They leave you there to die.

I wish that Newgrounds didn't have to have so much freemium content from crappy game developers.

At 4/8/13 01:53 PM, Psycho666 wrote: I wish that Newgrounds didn't have to have so much freemium content from crappy game developers.

Granted, now you have to pay for the Newgrounds content from crappy game developers.

I wish that this wish doesn't get corrupted into a joke about my sexual orientation.

At 4/8/13 03:46 PM, IcyWarriorOfLava wrote: I wish that this wish doesn't get corrupted into a joke about my sexual orientation.

Granted. It is now corrupted into a joke obout how oxymoronic your username is.

i wish I knew earlier that they make frozen pancakes, yummy.