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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-01 05:31:18

At 4/1/13 03:50 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I were a ghost.

Granted, but you aren't one of those cool ghosts you see in the movies. You turn out to be one of the ghosts no one can see or here, and wander the rest of eternity around the world searching for release.

And since I got skipped earlier, I still wish for someone to make a good April Fool's thread.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-01 05:38:55

At 4/1/13 05:31 AM, VJF wrote: And since I got skipped earlier, I still wish for someone to make a good April Fool's thread.

Granted but it turns out to be naked photo shopped pictures of you and your mother (but it being a good April Fools thread, everyone believes that they're real.)

I wish I had every medal on Newgrounds earned through hard work without any risk of getting my account deleted or any risk of me being unable to use my account afterwards, during, or before I get my medals.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-01 05:40:19

At 4/1/13 05:38 AM, CresIsis wrote: I wish I had every medal on Newgrounds earned through hard work without any risk of getting my account deleted or any risk of me being unable to use my account afterwards, during, or before I get my medals.

Granted but you get bored of the site and never return.

At 4/1/13 05:39 AM, Skaren wrote: I wish I had a cup of coffee.

^This is still my wish, had to use an alt such as not to skip a mang.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-01 09:08:13

At 4/1/13 05:39 AM, Skaren wrote: I wish I had a cup of coffee.

Granted, but I peed into it before.

I wish it wasn't April Fools today.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-01 12:38:30


I wish it wasn't April Fools today.

granted. it's April Fools EVERYDAY (except today)

I wish for yolo swag


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-01 13:00:44

At 4/1/13 12:38 PM, mechadude32 wrote:

I wish it wasn't April Fools today.
granted. it's April Fools EVERYDAY (except today)

I wish for yolo swag

Granted, but your parents die from a swag overload as well.
I wish I had unlimited wishes.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-01 13:04:36

At 4/1/13 01:00 PM, BravePanda wrote: I wish I had unlimited wishes.

Granted, but they all end up being corrupt. The first thing you wish for is that you could live forever, which you do, but you still age. The second thing you wish for is a million bucks, and suddenly you get crushed by a sta,pede of a million deer, but because you are immotrtal, you don't die, but you feel every hoof in your back.

I wish I had a new video game.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-01 13:11:06

At 4/1/13 01:04 PM, VJF wrote: I wish I had a new video game.

Granted. The game is so fun and addicting that you forget to eat and you die.

I wish I had a car.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-01 13:53:19

At 4/1/13 01:11 PM, Scarface wrote:
At 4/1/13 01:04 PM, VJF wrote: I wish I had a new video game.
Granted. The game is so fun and addicting that you forget to eat and you die.

I wish I had a car.

You get one, and on the first day you get into an accident and die.

I wish someone could tell me a good joke.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-01 13:57:03

At 4/1/13 01:53 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish someone could tell me a good joke.

Granted. You hear a joke so funny that you laugh so long and hard you asphixiate yourself to death.

I wish I knew a funny joke to tell NewgroundsMike.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-01 14:11:37

At 4/1/13 01:57 PM, VJF wrote:
At 4/1/13 01:53 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish someone could tell me a good joke.
Granted. You hear a joke so funny that you laugh so long and hard you asphixiate yourself to death.

I wish I knew a funny joke to tell NewgroundsMike.

You do, but before you can even tell it, you laugh so hard yourself that you asphyxiate.

I wish for heavy metal.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-01 14:35:35

At 4/1/13 02:11 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for heavy metal.

Granted. You are walking down the street one day and someone drops a safe on your head.

I wish I had new shoes.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-01 16:07:04

I wish I had new shoes.

granted, but when you get them they are filled with shit and always will be.

i wish for robots


This is a sig you dumbass.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-01 17:32:13

At 4/1/13 04:18 PM, Vnzi wrote: you get 2 android phones
I wish for today to be april fools day

Granted - Everyday becomes April Fools Day creating social downfall as people become ever-increasingly paranoid due to never knowing whether someone is telling the truth or fucking with them.

I wish for death in the most excruciating way possible so I can actually feel something for once in my life and go out with a bang knowing that that would be the last feeling I would ever feel. (peaceful deaths are boring - I want to feel something in my last seconds.)


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-02 02:24:51

At 4/1/13 05:32 PM, CresIsis wrote: I wish for death in the most excruciating way possible so I can actually feel something for once in my life and go out with a bang knowing that that would be the last feeling I would ever feel. (peaceful deaths are boring - I want to feel something in my last seconds.)

Granted. You are tied to a chair, being made to slowly starve to death while being tortured in the worst way possible: being forced to watch every single episode of Oprah ever filmed.

I wish the real Pico 2 would come out soon.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-02 02:30:34

At 4/2/13 02:26 AM, Vnzi wrote:
At 4/2/13 02:24 AM, VJF wrote: I wish the real Pico 2 would come out soon.
boom
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/614394
i wish for a period t this sentence

. <- However this period is not like the others as it's really a gaping hole that swallows all matter. A pit of gravity if you will that grows faster and will one day eat up the entire internet.

I wish for a higher K/D in Assassins Creed Multiplayer.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-02 02:32:37

At 4/2/13 02:26 AM, Vnzi wrote: i wish for a period t this sentence!

Granted, but it was born with a hairlip and looks like an exclamation point instead.

I wish I had cool neighbors istead of the shitty ones I have now.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-02 02:51:09

At 4/2/13 02:32 AM, VJF wrote:
At 4/2/13 02:26 AM, Vnzi wrote: i wish for a period t this sentence!
Granted, but it was born with a hairlip and looks like an exclamation point instead.

I wish I had cool neighbors istead of the shitty ones I have now.

Granted, but they're drug dealers, and you end up involved in their operations, arrested, and get life in prison without parole as a result.

I wish for a nickel.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-02 03:32:48

At 4/2/13 02:30 AM, CresIsis wrote: I wish for a higher K/D in Assassins Creed Multiplayer.

Granted, but it's only one higher, and you still get your ass beat.

At 4/2/13 02:51 AM, Drake wrote: I wish for a nickel.

Granted, but you accidetally end up swallowing it one day ad it lodges itself in your colon wall, causing constipation and eventually lead poisoning, leading you to slowly die.

I wish I could afford to go to a regular doctor.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-02 03:42:42

At 4/2/13 03:32 AM, VJF wrote:
I wish I could afford to go to a regular doctor.

Granted, but your insurance doesn't cover the prescription medicine you are assigned.

I wish I could not require sleep.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-02 03:47:22

At 4/2/13 03:42 AM, Boomstick wrote:
At 4/2/13 03:32 AM, VJF wrote:
I wish I could afford to go to a regular doctor.
Granted, but your insurance doesn't cover the prescription medicine you are assigned.

I wish I could not require sleep.

Granted. You die from exhaustion, however.

I wish for flying pigs.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-02 04:01:58

At 4/2/13 03:47 AM, Drake wrote: I wish for flying pigs.

Granted. Pigs start flying, which causes all sorts of chaos and crashes with airplanes in the sky, seeing as how pigs would freak the fuck out for a while because I mean hey, it's not every day a pig flies. Also, hundreds of people are bombarded and killed by pig shit from the sky.

I wish I had a drink.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-02 05:55:45

At 4/2/13 03:58 AM, Shockoach wrote: I wish I didn't have hemorrhoids so I could put things in my butt

Granted, but you're way too enthusiastic, you shove a 10 foot pole up your butt and sort of impale yourself.

At 4/2/13 04:01 AM, VJF wrote: I wish I had a drink.

It's your own piss.

I wish I won the lottery.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-02 07:58:31

At 4/2/13 05:55 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I won the lottery.

You win a one-way ticket to Pluto.

I wish, I can fly whenever I want without a machine.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-02 08:03:44

At 4/2/13 07:58 AM, Pkmn2 wrote:
At 4/2/13 05:55 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I won the lottery.
You win a one-way ticket to Pluto.

I wish, I can fly whenever I want without a machine.

You fly into the sun and burn to cinders.

I wish I was alone on a tropical island.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-02 09:16:30

At 4/2/13 08:03 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 4/2/13 07:58 AM, Pkmn2 wrote:
At 4/2/13 05:55 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I won the lottery.
You win a one-way ticket to Pluto.

I wish, I can fly whenever I want without a machine.
You fly into the sun and burn to cinders.

I wish I was alone on a tropical island.

Wish granted, but the island is being used as a nuclear testing site

I wish I could Teleport


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-02 09:28:54

At 4/2/13 09:16 AM, ManiacCop2 wrote: I wish I could Teleport

You teleport yourself to a nuclear testing site, just at the moment of detonation.

I wish there were no nuclear weapons.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-02 12:29:39

At 4/2/13 09:28 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 4/2/13 09:16 AM, ManiacCop2 wrote: I wish I could Teleport
You teleport yourself to a nuclear testing site, just at the moment of detonation.

I wish there were no nuclear weapons.

Granted, the worlds consumption of fossil fuels dramatically increased instead of the much more abundant alternative. The increased cost of fossil fuels has killed and harmed more families than the two atomic bombs ever did, one thousand fold.

I wish I had a pony.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-02 12:31:06

At 4/2/13 12:29 PM, Ceratisa wrote:
I wish I had a pony.

Granted. It costs so much money to maintain that you eventually lose everything...but at least you have plenty of horseshit underfoot and everywhere!

I wish I lived in the My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic universe.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-02 12:31:13

At 4/2/13 12:29 PM, Ceratisa wrote:
I wish I had a pony.

teenage boys are now called ponies and im now going to rape you

i wish i could rape someone


I'm a single father and a multimillionaire.

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