At 4/12/13 10:23 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for Boss to die in a fire for attempting to kill this thread.

Granted, only he discovered an ancient power within him, making him come back from the dead as a Charmander and comes back to kill you.

I wish for a golden shower.

At 4/12/13 10:30 AM, triplenoob wrote:

At 4/12/13 10:23 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for Boss to die in a fire for attempting to kill this thread.

Granted, only he discovered an ancient power within him, making him come back from the dead as a Charmander and comes back to kill you.

I wish for a golden shower.

You get showered in liquid gold.

I wish for money.

At 4/12/13 10:51 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for money.

Granted, you are rewarded with the excruciating amount of $100,000 in pennies.

I wish for a Pokémon.

At 4/12/13 10:56 AM, triplenoob wrote:

At 4/12/13 10:51 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for money.

Granted, you are rewarded with the excruciating amount of $100,000 in pennies.

There once was some bank robber who demanded $1 million in coins. Before you ask, it was not me.

I wish for a Pokémon.

Granted, and it eats you alive.

I wish for a monster like Frankenstein's, but that I'd have complete control over.

At 4/12/13 11:20 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

Granted, and it eats you alive.

You come up with the absolute worst corruptions ever. Come on, it's not that hard to at least think of something clever for 2 minutes.

I wish for a monster like Frankenstein's, but that I'd have complete control over.

Granted, but it eventually grows self-conscious an plots to kill you in your sleep when you least expect it.

I wish for super powers.

At 4/12/13 11:26 AM, triplenoob wrote:
I wish for super powers.

Granted, but its the lamest super powers you've ever seen.

For examples, watch that Stan Lee show where he goes around the world with the most flexible man to fine, quote, "real life super heroes." unquote.

I wish I could possess people at will, like a toggle. Remotely. Incriminating my enemies, and reverting back to my body safe and sound at home. "The Possessor!"

At 4/12/13 01:39 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 4/12/13 11:26 AM, triplenoob wrote:
I wish for super powers.

Granted, but its the lamest super powers you've ever seen.

For examples, watch that Stan Lee show where he goes around the world with the most flexible man to fine, quote, "real life super heroes." unquote.

I wish I could possess people at will, like a toggle. Remotely. Incriminating my enemies, and reverting back to my body safe and sound at home. "The Possessor!"

Granted. Unfortunately, you start possessing people at random for the sheer thrill of it until you possess the body of a resistance fighter who has already lit his fuse.
Boom. You, and twenty people in a market, are dead.

I wish for an Egyptian pyramid to be built in my honor.

At 4/12/13 03:10 PM, Psycho666 wrote:
I wish for an Egyptian pyramid to be built in my honor.

Granted...the construction of the monument is planned after your death. It's quickly scrapped when the funding for the project goes missing, and no labor force willing to accomplish the task for free...the pyramid constructed in your honor is a scale model that could fit on a desk. You were never alive to see it.

I wish my spine was indestructible for the rest of my life. An entire lifetime without back pains or posture troubles, without compromising flexibility or my ability to lift and exercise.

At 4/12/13 05:16 PM, Phobotech wrote: I wish my spine was indestructible for the rest of my life. An entire lifetime without back pains or posture troubles, without compromising flexibility or my ability to lift and exercise.

Wish granted. The rumors about your amazing spine spreads all around the world, and people are interested in testing it, to see if it really is true. Without your consent. A lot of people gather around your house and as you walk out they fire their bazookas at you. You defend yourself by turning around and let your indestructible spine take the hit. All the rockets bounce off you and fly into the attackers instead. So now you are accused with killing them, you are drowning in deep shit.

I wish I was the main boss who owned the entire internet.

At 4/12/13 05:32 PM, Dragen wrote: I wish I was the main boss who owned the entire internet.

Congratulations, you're a wanted man for advocating piracy and child pornography, along a previously unfathomable tome of lists of lawsuits, international criminal offenses, and liability.

I wish I had unlimited, effortless telekinesis. Replicating "force powers" and even the ability of flight. Shield bubbles, projectile punch...even the ability to manipulate the elements and become my own interpretation of a "bender."

At 4/12/13 05:49 PM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I had unlimited, effortless telekinesis. Replicating "force powers" and even the ability of flight. Shield bubbles, projectile punch...even the ability to manipulate the elements and become my own interpretation of a "bender."

Granted, but you end up attemting to try to take over the world with such power until a sniper's bullet penetrates the area of your brain that controls the telekinesis, and you lose your powers. You don't die however, instead you are put on trial and found guilty of crimes against humanity and are sentenced to death, on live television.

I wish they still made Yoohoo and sold it in most stores.

At 4/12/13 09:22 PM, VJF wrote:

At 4/12/13 05:49 PM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I had unlimited, effortless telekinesis. Replicating "force powers" and even the ability of flight. Shield bubbles, projectile punch...even the ability to manipulate the elements and become my own interpretation of a "bender."

Granted, but you end up attemting to try to take over the world with such power until a sniper's bullet penetrates the area of your brain that controls the telekinesis, and you lose your powers. You don't die however, instead you are put on trial and found guilty of crimes against humanity and are sentenced to death, on live television.

I wish they still made Yoohoo and sold it in most stores.

Granted, they sell it in most stores, but not those in your area, so you would have to travel really f***ing far, which isn't even worth it.

I wish triplenoob stopped complaining about my corruptions.

At 4/13/13 08:42 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish triplenoob stopped complaining about my corruptions.

He stops complaining because he dies. Then again, that might be good in your eyes. How about if he stops complaining because he kills your family and is then executed?

The Nostalgia Critic reviews Sonic Underground (it's just as bad from AOSTH as that show is from SATAM).

At 4/13/13 10:22 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 4/13/13 08:42 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish triplenoob stopped complaining about my corruptions.

He stops complaining because he dies. Then again, that might be good in your eyes. How about if he stops complaining because he kills your family and is then executed?

I hate everyone I ever had to share a roof with.

The Nostalgia Critic reviews Sonic Underground (it's just as bad from AOSTH as that show is from SATAM).

I'll just take that as your wish, so it's granted, but the review does not at all reflect your opinion, so you go on a killing spree, get caught and get charged for it.

I wish for pizza.

At 4/13/13 01:45 PM, Son-of-Gerad wrote:

At 4/13/13 10:59 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish for pizza.

granted, it's from a buffet

I wish for coloured keyboard keys so I can make a rainbow keyboard.

Granted, but it's nuclear powers and the colors bath you with radioactive carcinogenic rays.

I wish that my penis would fall off.

At 4/13/13 01:45 PM, Son-of-Gerad wrote: granted, it's from a buffet

I wish for coloured keyboard keys so I can make a rainbow keyboard.

"It's from a bullet" - Wut?

Granted by Nyan Cat murders you for stealing his flow.

I wish I could stop time so I could catch up on some old movies and albums.

At 4/13/13 01:53 PM, NeverHundred wrote: Granted, but it's nuclear powers and the colors bath you with radioactive carcinogenic rays.

I wish that my penis would fall off.

Granted, enjoy your vagina.

At 4/13/13 01:56 PM, CresIsis wrote: I wish I could stop time so I could catch up on some old movies and albums.

Granted, but your DVD and MP3 don't work when time is paused.

I wish I had a purple jheri curl.

At 4/13/13 01:56 PM, CresIsis wrote:

At 4/13/13 01:45 PM, Son-of-Gerad wrote: granted, it's from a buffet

I wish for coloured keyboard keys so I can make a rainbow keyboard.

"It's from a bullet" - Wut?

Granted by Nyan Cat murders you for stealing his flow.

I wish I could stop time so I could catch up on some old movies and albums.

Granted, but you can't stop your own time, so you keep aging normally, that is, much faster from the others' point of view.

I wish for a butcher knife.

At 4/13/13 01:57 PM, CresIsis wrote:

At 4/13/13 01:53 PM, NeverHundred wrote: Granted, but it's nuclear powers and the colors bath you with radioactive carcinogenic rays.

I wish that my penis would fall off.

Granted, enjoy your vagina.

Finally, now all the girls(and guys) I think are cute that are totally into androgyny will finally want to have sex with me! LOL!

At 4/13/13 02:01 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a butcher knife.

Granted but it's too dull to use.

I wish that my new vagina was a portal into another dimension.

At 4/13/13 01:58 PM, triplenoob wrote: I wish I had a purple jheri curl.

Granted, but it turns black.

At 4/13/13 02:25 PM, NeverHundred wrote: I wish that my new vagina was a portal into another dimension.

Granted, it's a portal to hell, and all the demons come out of it.

I wish to get into your new vagina.

At 4/13/13 02:49 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish to get into your new vagina.

Granted but it's stinky and full of STD's.

I wish I could get more drunk right now.

I wish I could get more drunk right now.

wish Granted but you so drunk you hit by a truck and lose your penis

I wish for all the jews to be poor and dumb as fuck

At 4/14/13 01:36 AM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote:

I wish I could get more drunk right now.

wish Granted but you so drunk you hit by a truck and lose your penis

I wish for all the jews to be poor and dumb as fuck

Granted, but as it turns out your dad was Jewish.

I wish for cats. Lots and lots of cats.

At 4/14/13 01:41 AM, sweet21 wrote: I wish for cats. Lots and lots of cats.

Granted, but they turn out to be lions and tigers, and bears (in cat suits), oh my!

I wish the ghost of Abraham Lincoln would take over the White House.

At 4/14/13 02:19 AM, VJF wrote:

At 4/14/13 01:41 AM, sweet21 wrote: I wish for cats. Lots and lots of cats.

Granted, but they turn out to be lions and tigers, and bears (in cat suits), oh my!

I wish the ghost of Abraham Lincoln would take over the White House.

He does, and he rules as a dictator.

I wish for a hamburger, with 3 times as much meat as bread.

At 4/14/13 06:20 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a hamburger, with 3 times as much meat as bread.

The meat is all uncooked organs, or it's rat meat.

I wish for a supermodel girlfriend.

At 4/14/13 11:34 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 4/14/13 06:20 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a hamburger, with 3 times as much meat as bread.

The meat is all uncooked organs, or it's rat meat.

I wish for a supermodel girlfriend.

Granted, but she's a b**ch, and she cheats on you before you even realize she's your girlfriend.

I wish for my personal sex slave (and don't you DARE tell me she's a guy).

At 4/14/13 01:16 PM, aPerfektFlaw wrote: Ok here's your hermaphrodite sex slave.

As long as it has a pussy...

I wish to be have a professional body-builder's body.

Granted, you start abusing steroids and go on until you die.

I wish for a drinking horn.