At 4/8/13 01:20 PM, Psycho666 wrote: I wish anti-antiperspirants did not lie about their abilities.

Granted, they tell you that they're going to kill you.

At 4/8/13 11:16 PM, Omegeist wrote: I wish people would pay more attention to my superior intelect.

Granted, they become jealous and kill you.

I wish my corruptions didn't always end with someone dying.

At 4/9/13 10:40 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish my corruptions didn't always end with someone dying.

Granted. This corruption now ends with that annoying emergency broadcast system test beep.

I wish my smoke alarm would stop beeping (I think it's battery is dying).

At 4/9/13 12:07 PM, VJF wrote:

I wish my smoke alarm would stop beeping (I think it's battery is dying).

Granted, now it's not working at all

I wish that people would realize that I am God

At 4/9/13 01:03 PM, mandog wrote:

At 4/9/13 01:00 PM, Tediisan wrote:

At 4/9/13 12:07 PM, VJF wrote:

I wish my smoke alarm would stop beeping (I think it's battery is dying).

Granted, now it's not working at all

I wish that people would realize that I am God

Wish granted BUT nobody cares.

I wish that I could stop playing with my jizz after masturbation.

Granted. You are castrated so you don't even jizz any more.

I wish I hadn't lent my CDs to the most irresponsible guy in the world.

At 4/9/13 01:11 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish I hadn't lent my CDs to the most irresponsible guy in the world.

Granted, but you lend them to the second most irresponsible guy in the world instead because he, "promised to get it back to you."

At 4/9/13 05:31 PM, Psycho666 wrote:

Granted, but you lend them to the second most irresponsible guy in the world instead because he, "promised to get it back to you."

I'm stealing your wish, since you didn't post one:

I wish people would stop forgetting to post their wishes.

At 4/9/13 05:38 PM, Entice wrote: I wish that I liked veggies

Granted, you can now eat vegetables. Unfortunately, the doctors don't like you sexually exploiting their female coma patients, and you are kicked out of the hospital and jailed.

I wish that the next person that corrupts my wish will get the joke above.

At 4/9/13 05:43 PM, VJF wrote:

At 4/9/13 05:38 PM, Entice wrote: I wish that I liked veggies

Granted, you can now eat vegetables. Unfortunately, the doctors don't like you sexually exploiting their female coma patients, and you are kicked out of the hospital and jailed.

I wish that the next person that corrupts my wish will get the joke above.

Wish granted but I'll forget the joke in a moment.

At 4/9/13 05:48 PM, chupacabras89 wrote:

Granted, you can now eat vegetables. Unfortunately, the doctors don't like you sexually exploiting their female coma patients, and you are kicked out of the hospital and jailed.

I wish that the next person that corrupts my wish will get the joke above.

Wish granted but I'll forget the joke in a moment.

I wish my stolen wish to be re-wished while wishing for wishes worth wishing for.

At 4/9/13 06:19 PM, Psycho666 wrote: I wish my stolen wish to be re-wished while wishing for wishes worth wishing for.

Granted, but your wishes come out so confusing that they have no choice but to be corrupted and recorrupted until they no longer make any sense (much like this response).

I wish all the mimes in the world were dead.

At 4/5/13 08:38 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a working antivirus. Seriously, it sucks.

Granted. It will effectively prevent any virus from doing any harm to your computer without blocking any content you want. It also takes 80% of your processor.

I wish I could draw.

At 4/9/13 07:10 PM, VJF wrote:

At 4/9/13 06:19 PM, Psycho666 wrote: I wish my stolen wish to be re-wished while wishing for wishes worth wishing for.

Granted, but your wishes come out so confusing that they have no choice but to be corrupted and recorrupted until they no longer make any sense (much like this response).

I wish all the mimes in the world were dead.

Granted. All mimes in the world are dead, but their abilities to manipulate reality keep their bodies in motion while they work to enclosed the world in an invisible box.

I wish that Zombie Hugo Chavez returns from the dead to raise an army of the damned.

At 4/9/13 07:17 PM, Havegum wrote:

Ignore me, I'm an idiot.

At 4/9/13 07:19 PM, Havegum wrote:

At 4/9/13 07:17 PM, Havegum wrote:

Ignore me, I'm an idiot.

Your wish is not granted. You broke the game.

I wish Havegum wasn't an Idiot.

At 4/9/13 07:21 PM, Psycho666 wrote: I wish Havegum wasn't an Idiot.

Granted, but he becomes so smart he is able to bend reality to his will and takes over the world, destroying half of it in the process.

i wish Havegums wish to be able to draw will be corrupted by the next person.

At 4/9/13 07:34 PM, VJF wrote:
i wish Havegums wish to be able to draw will be corrupted by the next person.

Granted, but Havegums talent has evil magic powers...he draws a nameless person engulfed in fire; a sublte detail lost within a complex masterpiece flexing his new talents...but everything he pens is made manifest. Struck as the first victim of this hellish curse, you burst into flames without warning. You actually slip unconciounse from not being able to process the wall of pain as your skin blackens and chars from the choking heat...your last words, begging for your nerve endings to numb in a gesture of mercy from this torment. The smell of your own flesh being thoroughly cooked is the last detail you retain before you slip under, and quietly die.

I wish I had a limitless healing factor.

At 4/10/13 02:13 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I had a limitless healing factor.

Granted, but this also gives you eternal life which sucks when you realize you can never really fall in love, all of your family and friends will die, and you will one day when the sun explodes you will be floating in outer space cold, alone, and suffocating.

I wish I didn't have to poop and every time I would normally have to poop it comes out of my enemies mouths.

At 4/10/13 02:17 AM, CresIsis wrote:
I wish I didn't have to poop and every time I would normally have to poop it comes out of my enemies mouths.

Granted, but you are your own worst enemy.

I wish I had a UFO with unlimited fuel and oxygen.

At 4/10/13 02:18 AM, Shockoach wrote:
I wish I had a friend who cared about me

Granted, but they're terrible people, and you don't care about them. They follow you around all day, and they drive everyone else away. They mooch, they smell bad, they smother you.

I wish nobody ever got skipped in this thread ever again.

At 4/9/13 07:17 PM, Havegum wrote: I wish I could draw.

Granted, you can draw d***s.

At 4/9/13 07:18 PM, Psycho666 wrote: I wish that Zombie Hugo Chavez returns from the dead to raise an army of the damned.

Granted, but unfortunately, you are the first person on his hit list.

At 4/10/13 02:19 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I had a UFO with unlimited fuel and oxygen.

Granted, but you can't steer it; you fly into the sun and burn.

At 4/10/13 02:20 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish nobody ever got skipped in this thread ever again.

Granted, this thread dies out.

I wish I didn't always have to catch up on all the skipped wishes in this thread.

At 4/10/13 12:53 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I didn't always have to catch up on all the skipped wishes in this thread.

Granted, instead you have to catch up on homework that's due tomorrow, and you haven't even started your 500 word essay yet.

I wish my sinuses would unclog.

At 4/10/13 04:23 PM, VJF wrote:

At 4/10/13 12:53 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I didn't always have to catch up on all the skipped wishes in this thread.

Granted, instead you have to catch up on homework that's due tomorrow, and you haven't even started your 500 word essay yet.

You have no idea how true this actually is - except that it's not an essay, but Maths.

I wish my sinuses would unclog.

They will, the moment you die.

I wish I didn't have cannibalistic urges.

At 4/11/13 01:46 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I didn't have cannibalistic urges.

Granted. Instead, you are allergic to every cooked meat and can only eat raw skunk.

I wish I could sleep at night.

At 4/11/13 01:52 PM, triplenoob wrote:

At 4/11/13 01:46 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I didn't have cannibalistic urges.

Granted. Instead, you are allergic to every cooked meat and can only eat raw skunk.

I wish I could sleep at night.

Granted, but you can never wake up again.

I wish I could come up with better corruptions.

Children of Newgrounds I think it is wrong to corrupt wishes. You should let your wishes flourish and soar to the sky. Do not put others wishes down. Do not let others put your wishes down. Reach to the stars. If you want to be a traveling nearly starved homeless for your life because of the rich experiences you should do just this. Your dreams are all a realities. !!!

At 4/11/13 04:39 PM, Boss wrote:

Children of Newgrounds I think it is wrong to corrupt wishes. You should let your wishes flourish and soar to the sky. Do not put others wishes down. Do not let others put your wishes down. Reach to the stars. If you want to be a traveling nearly starved homeless for your life because of the rich experiences you should do just this. Your dreams are all a realities. !!!

Denied!

At 4/11/13 02:09 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish I could come up with better corruptions.

Granted. Unfortuantely, for you, the game is never played again.

I wish for the end.

At 4/11/13 09:06 PM, Psycho666 wrote: I wish for the end.

Granted, but it's just the end for you and no one else. Everyone else gets immortality.

I wish I could dream like normal people can.

At 4/12/13 02:33 AM, VJF wrote:

At 4/11/13 09:06 PM, Psycho666 wrote: I wish for the end.

Granted, but it's just the end for you and no one else. Everyone else gets immortality.

I wish I could dream like normal people can.

Granted, but now normal people all have your dreams, and so you continue to have the same dreams as before.
I wish I had energy.

At 4/12/13 04:20 AM, Gimmick wrote:

At 4/12/13 02:33 AM, VJF wrote:

At 4/11/13 09:06 PM, Psycho666 wrote: I wish for the end.

Granted, but it's just the end for you and no one else. Everyone else gets immortality.

I wish I could dream like normal people can.

Granted, but now normal people all have your dreams, and so you continue to have the same dreams as before.
I wish I had energy.

You attach some jumper cables to your balls, and you can feel the energy.

I wish for Boss to die in a fire for attempting to kill this thread.