So if your girlfriend fucked some random dude at one of her friend's parties, got pregnant, then when she DOESN'T tell you about it, you'll understand, because she loves you. You're not being a fucking man about it. You're being a blubbering chimo. She's going to find out sooner or later how much of a fuck ass you were as a boyfriend, so do HER the favor by letting her know. It's her decision to make about whether you two should stay together, not hers.

That's like me robbing a bank, shooting a man, and stealing a car to get away, and then got caught, and it's still up to ME what my punishment is.

And judging by your crybaby bullshit you're posting here in your defense, the LAST thing this world needs is you procreating. And fuck tits if you've already done it once. You don't DESERVE another chance to do it again with your current GF.

At 12/18/10 02:11 AM, merlin wrote: It's her decision to make about whether you two should stay together, not hers.

It's her decision to make about whether you two should stay together, not yours*

You're the biggest shit thread maker on the BBS

I like how you say she "failed" the pregnancy test.

Mrmmm yes?

This is by far my favorite thread on BBS right now lol

Tell that girl to study harder. She might succeed the next time.

At 12/17/10 02:01 PM, klik wrote: (clap clap clap)

*clapclapclapclap-*

Okay, if and when you get a girl pregnant, here is a helpful hint.

Urinate in her vagina. The acid from the urine will dissolve the semen and kill off some of her eggs. Then poop in her mouth. Why? No reason. Just for giggles.

rape

At 12/18/10 05:32 AM, PierceCoontz wrote: Okay, if and when you get a girl pregnant, here is a helpful hint.

Urinate in her vagina. The acid from the urine will dissolve the semen and kill off some of her eggs. Then poop in her mouth. Why? No reason. Just for giggles.

Plus she's hungry for shit, shlpp-shlpp.

Alright, here's an update

I spent several hours talking to the pregnant girl literally begging her to have an abortion. She still refused. I even mentioned that I'm already in a serious relationship and that I don't love her like the other girl, but that just made her furious. Long story short the phone call ended with her screaming at me "THIS IS MY CHILD AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT." and hanging up. I'll probably try calling tomorrow to see if I can eventually persuade an abortion.

After the phone call I was feeling p. down so I invited my girlfriend over. We talked for a while, I told her something big was on my mind but I didn't even think about mentioning what it was. We snuggled, then fucked and fell asleep.

Simply kill her.

How do you fail a pregnancy test? Its not a pass/fail test, there is no minimum score. It either says you are not pregnant or your teenage life is ruined by a poor decision.

Next time, don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

I'm amazed you were able to get everyone in on this bullshit for 5 pages.

Bravo.

vodka and a flight of stairs

at least you know... some women wouldn't even tell you, let alone lie to your face about it being your kid.

Sounds like a Maury episode

At 12/18/10 01:32 PM, JoS wrote: How do you fail a pregnancy test? Its not a pass/fail test, there is no minimum score. It either says you are not pregnant or your teenage life is ruined by a poor decision.

Next time, don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

You've obviously never had sex, because no one in their right mind would use a condom.

At 12/18/10 09:51 AM, TraderEddy wrote: Oh, people... She's not going to get an abortion and shame on you to persuade her to do something like that. You know her position on it, and you should respect that. Once you start respecting women and stop using them as "fuck toys", you might make some progress.

She should respect the fact that it's mine too and I don't want it.

ya big silly!

1. for cheating
2. for not having safe sex
3. for acting like a total ass
4. for asking for advice HERE

idiot face, you need to seriously reassess what sort of person you have been if you want to step up and be a father to this kid.

You don't deserve help.
If you had enough of a pair to cheat on your girfriend and get the other girl pregnant, you should have enough of a pair to deal with it.

Dam your life's been shit lately eh? Crashing your Ferrari, losing your house or something like that, I don't remember, and now getting a girl pregnant?

Hell, I wouldn't want to be in your shoes man, these are some tough times, tough times.

If you loved your girlfriend you wouldn't of banged some slut behind her back, i hope she finds out and leaves you, if you had any respect for her you would tell her yourself, i hope the little whore you fucked and the accident to come think of you as much as she does now, not that it will matter as she will find out and hate your guts, and you deserve that so much.

Give me ONE good reason why this story isn't fake.

At 12/22/10 01:49 PM, SirCannabisClock wrote: You've obviously never had sex, because no one in their right mind would use a condom.

Really? Then it is your own fault for getting this girl pregnant. Sure, sex without a condom is WAY better than sex without one, but if you take the risk of having sex with a girl you barely know, its on you if you get a disease or get her pregnant. I've had sex without a condom before, but with someone I was in a very trusting and loving relationship with, and she was on birth control because we didn't want any damn kids when neither of us were even out of college.

She should respect the fact that it's mine too and I don't want it.

If you knew this girl, even just as a close friend instead of a random hook up, both you and her might have had a conversation about an abortion or other options. You could have come up with a solution that both you and her can agree with and isn't too much against your beliefs. But you don't have that type of relationship, and ultimately, the choice is hers. You don't want it, then fine. Don't be a father to it. Pay your child support and live with it the rest of your life.

Also I find it odd that you are pro-life as well as she is, but you are trying to FORCE her into getting an abortion just to save your ass. Maybe now you understand how difficult it is to be in this situation.

And you need to man up and tell your girlfriend that you cheated on her and that the girl is pregnant. You keep using the "But I love her and don't want to fuck it up" excuse and you need to stop it. If you love her as much as you claim you do, than you wouldn't have cheated on her. But lets say in a moment of weakness you did anyways. If you love her as much as you say you do, you would tell her, because you should respect her enough to let someone you LOVE know the truth. You're just like a little kid right now, afraid to get caught. Well suck it the fuck up and tell her.

Will she be pissed and will you experience the full furry of a woman? Probably, but so what. Work through it and try to come out better. Otherwise you have no business being in this or any other relationship and she deserves better.

And its not good to hide things from someone you love. Eventually the truth will get out there, and then she'll be more angry at you for lying than cheating. Then you will lose her.

I'm sure you'll come up with some excuse to not follow this or other's advice because you're afraid, but grow up. Do the right thing, even if it hurts you. You made the mistake, you have to live with it. You're not looking for advice on the right thing to do, you're just looking at someone to feel sorry for you and coddle you and say, "You're right, its ok, everything will be alright." and then feed you cookies or some bullshit. The people in this thread who have given you advice have given you the right thing to do, and in most situations, that's not what you want to hear, but its what you have to do.

And I apologize for being so heated and angry in this post, but for you to throw away people's advice when you asked for just because you don't like it, it makes you look childish. And for you to keep finding excuses for this woman to have an abortion to make you feel better and help you is wrong as well. Your attitude with your girlfriend and the truth is deplorable as well.

I have given you my advice. Please take it. Do what is right for your relationship (tell her the truth) and do what is right for your unborn child (take responsibility).

And now for something that nobody has said yet.

Good luck.

Have you tried intentionally causing a miscarriage?

because there are ways to do it without that girl knowing.

At 12/17/10 03:42 PM, SirCannabisClock wrote: dude you don't know me and how much I fucking love this girl and now you're gonna go and talk shit? Why do you think I'm trying so hard to find a way to lie to her about this horrible mistake. Fuck you man

If you loved her, you wouldn't be lying to her about something like this.
If you loved her, you would have never cheated on her in the first place.
If you loved her, you would be honest with her.

P.S. I'm well aware I'm 3 pages late, I really just wanted to point that out.

be a fucking man about and take care of you fucking child you asshole

If you hooked up with some random chick at a party... she is a whore... and whores have sex with lots of people.... and you are most-likely not the father.

Wow. Just wow.