how do you know that you are the father it could have been anybody? second let her give birth to the child and give it to some parents how cant get childeren or some gay couple.

Invent a time machine and stop your self in the past

I smell aaabbbbboooorrrrttttiiiiioooooonnnnn!

I think Gateau probably gave the best advice this kids gonna get on here. Hopefully he will listen and at least man up a bit.

At 12/17/10 03:03 PM, Xgsniper wrote: No you don't, you're in love with her body and you don't want to lose bangin' privileges while maintaining a infidelity filled life style.

THAT'S NOT TRUE, YOU DON'T KNOW ME. I LOVE HER AND YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND THAT.

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say
My chick on the side said she got one on the way
These are my confessions
Man I'm thrown and I dont know what to do
I guess I gotta give part 2 of my confessions
If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all
Damn near cried when I got that phone call
I'm so throwed and I don't know what to do
But to give you part 2 of my confessions

Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do
Got me talkin' to myself askin' how I'm gon' tell you
'bout that chick on part 1 I told ya'll I was creepin' with, creepin' with
Said she's 3 months pregnant and she's keepin' it
The first thing that came to mind was you
Second thing was how do I know if it's mine and is it true
Third thing was me wishin' that I never did what I did
How I ain't ready for no kid and bye bye to our relationship

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say
My chick on the side said she got one on the way
These are my confessions
Man I'm thrown and I dont know what to do
I guess I gotta give part 2 of my confessions
If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all
Damn near cried when I got that phone call
I'm so throwed and I don't know what to do
But to give you part 2 of my confessions

Sittin here stuck on stupid, tryna figure out
When, what, and how I'mma let this come out of my mouth
Said it ain't gon' be easy
But I need to stop thinkin', contemplatin'
Be a man and get it over with (over with)
I'm ridin' in my whip
Racin' to her place
Talkin' to myself
Preparin' to tell her to her face
She open up the door and didn't want to come near me
I said "one second baby please hear me"

Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do
Got me talkin' to myself askin' how I'm gon' tell you
'bout that chick on part 1 I told ya'll I was creepin' with, creepin' with
Said she's 3 months pregnant and she's keepin' it
The first thing that came to mind was you
Second thing was how do I know if it's mine and is it true
Third thing was me wishin' that I never did what I did
How I ain't ready for no kid and bye bye to our relationship

This by far is the hardest thing I think I've ever had to do
To tell you, the woman I love
That I'm having a baby by a woman that I barely even know
I hope you can accept the fact that I'm man enough to tell you this
And hopefully you'll give me another chance
This ain't about my career
This ain't about my life
It's about us
Please

2

hey last time I checked this thread wasn't about your faggoty poetry/copypasta

At 12/17/10 03:28 PM, SirCannabisClock wrote: hey last time I checked this thread wasn't about your faggoty poetry/copypasta

No, you're right. It's about your bitching complaining and refusal to understand that you need to man, tell your girlfriend about what happened and move on.

At 12/17/10 03:24 PM, SirCannabisClock wrote:

At 12/17/10 03:03 PM, Xgsniper wrote: No you don't, you're in love with her body and you don't want to lose bangin' privileges while maintaining a infidelity filled life style.

THAT'S NOT TRUE, YOU DON'T KNOW ME. I LOVE HER AND YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND THAT.

Hey, i made the troll completely obvious now guys. It's time to stop posting guys.

At 12/17/10 03:38 PM, Xgsniper wrote: Hey, i made the troll completely obvious now guys. It's time to stop posting guys.

dude you don't know me and how much I fucking love this girl and now you're gonna go and talk shit? Why do you think I'm trying so hard to find a way to lie to her about this horrible mistake. Fuck you man

You make so many of these bullshit threads that you are an instantly recognisable troll.

listen all you trolls can go and pin troll status on me for your luls and whatnot but this is a real problem that needs people that aren't fucking idiots to help me with

At 12/17/10 02:01 PM, ylerskay wrote: If you love your girlfriend tell her your sorry, try to stay with her. and try to be a dad to your kid.
Or just get with the other girl and be a dad to your kid.

How about abortion...-_-

At 12/17/10 03:28 PM, SirCannabisClock wrote: hey last time I checked this thread wasn't about your faggoty poetry/copypasta

Would you prefer 1? It relates to your naivety.

everything that i've been doing
it is all bad
i got a chick on the side
with a crib and a ride
i've been telling you so many lies
ain't no good
it's all bad
and i just wanna confess
whats been goin on so long
girl i been doin you so wrong
and i want you to know that

Everytime i was in L.A. i was with my ex-girlfriend
Evertime you called i told you,
"Baby, I'm workin" (no!)
i was out doin my dirt (oh!)
wasn't thinkin bout you gettin hurt
(i) was hand in hand in the beverely center like man
not givin a damn who sees me
so gone
so wrong
Actin like i didn't
have you sittin at home
thinkin about me
bein a good girl that you are
i bet you probaly believe you got a good man
a man that would never do the things im about to tell you ive done
Brace yourself
it ain't good
but it would be the worst if u heard this
from somebody else

everything that i've been doing
it is all bad
i got a chick on the side
with a crib and a ride
i've been telling you so many lies
ain't no good
it's all bad
and i just wanna confess
whats been goin on so long
girl i been doin you so wrong
and i want you to know that

if i could turn back the hands of time
and start all over i would
instead of everything being all bad
baby, everything would be all good
I don't wanna lose you
but i know what i'm tellin you
ain't gonna make you wanna stay
probaly just wanna runaway
i'm mad enough to punch me in my face
i've been livin like an idiot
and i deserve every bit of it
i know......today is the day
that i ain't gonna lie, 'n' the plan, 'n' the board
girl, i'm sorry
baby, i'm orry
but i can no longer walk around
with this stress on my chest
i confess

everything that i've been doing
it is all bad
i got a chick on the side
with a crib and a ride
i've been telling you so many lies
ain't no good
it's all bad
and i just wanna confess
whats been goin on so long
girl i been doin you so wrong
and i want you to know that

Man the fuck up, face up to what you've done. Tell your woman, and when she breaks up with you for being a complete cunt, you deserve it. Then pay child support for eighteen years. Enjoy that.

This thread is now about Dromedary's poems. Please continue good sir.

At 12/17/10 03:56 PM, Xgsniper wrote: This thread is now about Dromedary's poems. Please continue good sir.

stfu troll

At 12/17/10 03:49 PM, SirCannabisClock wrote: listen all you trolls can go and pin troll status on me for your luls and whatnot but this is a real problem that needs people that aren't fucking idiots to help me with

im going to ignore the fact that your most likley a troll and continue with this normaly.

You, my freind, have choices.

Many choices, infact, that may or may not lead to you having a child.

First of all; Talk this situation out with the woman who is pregnant. Tell her that you would not be able to raise a child under your current conditions and that you are sorry for getting her pregnant, and didnt mean for this to happen. Tell how you wish to live the rest of your life without having to raise a child, and bring up other options, like adoption or abortion (Shes pro-life, so I guess not). Explain to her that if you abort the child in the womb, its not exactly considered killing a life because the form of life is not developed enough.

You must also describe how your life is right now, how troubled it is and that you are in no position to raise a child. Tell her about how low your money from your job is. And how baddly you wish this hadnt have happened this way.

Her responces are many and few, depending on how it went.

1: She may say "Fuck you" and raise the baby herself. Good option.

2: She may say "Fine, ill have an abortion" and never talk to you again. Neutral option.

3: She may say "Dont worry, I will work and make the money to raise this child" In this scenario, you have two options; 1, think about how your current relationship with the girl is and how much you are attracted/how long you have known her for. Then think about your other girlfreind, and how attracted/how long you have known HER for. Then decide weather or not moving in/helping support this woman is the best option. These options are completely up to you.

4: She may avoid this all together, which is the worst possible scenario because that means she wants the baby and wants you to be the money man/feeder/take care of the baby while she goes and messes with her freinds.

If this does not work or is not a good suggestion for you, try and see whos father the baby is and ask if she has slept with any other men recently. If it is the case, you may be in the green.

If all else fails, you have to figure a way to get 400$ and pop the pill in her drink while shes not looking.

Its up to you though, and your the only one who can stop it.

At 12/17/10 02:50 PM, tradereddy wrote: stuff

I think this is probably the best and most logical answer your going to get.
I agree with it and you should probably follow it.

Life's a bitch.

At 12/17/10 04:00 PM, SirCannabisClock wrote: stfu troll

What your girl thought

I got reason to believe that you've been fooling around
And the way you feel the passion if the, the things you did
It don't matter to me
For what it's worth just don't lie to me
Coz that aint what I need right now
Baby, everything we built on trust, you're tearing it down
Coz I know the truth hurts

Truth Hurts
Tell me the truth now
Whatcha been doing and who you been doing it with
Truth Hurts
Where you been going, how you been puttin' your thing down
Truth Hurts
Whatever you was workin', I hope that it was worth it baby
Truth Hurts
I got reason to believe that you've been fooling around

Girl I'm really tryin' hard, I wanna stay
I wanna move on and put it in the past
Coz you claim that you aint doin' nothin'
Must be my insecurity
That's got the best of me right now
What I know I can't hold inside of me is gon' drive me insane, coz I know, truth hurts

Truth Hurts
Tell me the truth now
Whatcha been doing and who you been doing it with
Truth Hurts
Where you been going, how you been puttin' your thing down
Truth Hurts
Whatever you was workin', I hope that it was worth it baby
Truth Hurts
I got reason to believe that you've been fooling around

Truth Hurts
Tell me the truth now
Whatcha been doing and who you been doing it with
Truth Hurts
Where you been going, how you been puttin' your thing down
Truth Hurts
Whatever you was workin', I hope that it was worth it baby
Truth Hurts
I got reason to believe that you've been fooling around

ba, ba, ba, ba, ba...ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. (sing it with me now)
ba, ba, ba, ba, ba...ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.

Truth Hurts
I got to see you babe
I been keepin' from you baby
Coz I know that you're
gonna tear up the place, punch me in the face, pull the I quits out, think you need to sit down.

I've been blaming you, and I'm the one that's doing wrong, I'ma go on
A guilty conscience is the real reason I wrote this song...

Truth Hurts
Tell me the truth now
Whatcha been doing and who you been doing it with
Truth Hurts
Where you been going, how you been puttin' your thing down
Truth Hurts
Whatever you was workin', I hope that it was worth it baby
Truth Hurts
I got reason to believe that you've been fooling around

Truth Hurts
Tell me the truth now
Whatcha been doing and who you been doing it with
Truth Hurts
Where you been going, how you been puttin' your thing down
Truth Hurts
Whatever you was workin', I hope that it was worth it baby
Truth Hurts
I got reason to believe that you've been fooling around
Tell me the truth now
Whatcha been doing and who you been doing it with
Truth Hurts
Where you been going, how you been puttin' your thing down
Truth Hurts
Whatever you was workin', I hope that it was worth it baby
Truth Hurts
I got reason to believe that you've been fooling around

ba, ba, ba, ba, ba...ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba...ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.

At 12/17/10 01:59 PM, SirCannabisClock wrote: God what am I going to do?

she fucking calls me and tells me she failed a pregnancy test.

Maybe she meant that she took a test on information about pregnancy, and got 49% or lower.

If not, I reccomend bathtub drownings.

You must go on Maury and deal with it.

First of all, I'd figure out what the girl wants to do with the baby.
Do you want to keep it? Does she?

If you guys don't, handle your business and decide to tell your GF the results. If you get rid of it, you could hide it. I don't know if that's wise... but it is an option.

If you're going to keep it, you have no choice but to fess up to it. You can't hide it... and the longer you wait, the worse it's going to get. Not that telling your girl you cheated is ever going to be a "good" thing.

You could always leave your GF for this girl...

On the upsides... having a kid isn't so bad. Society will give you shit about it but fuck them. People have been having children since forever... it's a natural, normal thing to do... even at a young age. Haters are always going to hate.

You'll get to buy the kid kickass new toys, teach it not to suck, and relive life through it's eyes. It's a positive thing... if you don't let the fear make it otherwise.

You deserve it for being lucky enough to get sex.

Fuck you.

At 12/17/10 04:25 PM, mothballs wrote: You deserve it for being lucky enough to get sex.

Fuck you.

Have fun being the "Nice Guy" archetype

At 12/17/10 04:04 PM, Snuff wrote:

At 12/17/10 02:50 PM, tradereddy wrote: stuff

I think this is probably the best and most logical answer your going to get.
I agree with it and you should probably follow it.

No, Killinkyle is the only one with decent advise

At 12/17/10 04:03 PM, Killinkyle wrote: <Excellent and thoughtful advise>

I am relieved to see some sort of intelligence and decent advise. However this is where I disagree with you:

Her responces are many and few, depending on how it went.

1: She may say "Fuck you" and raise the baby herself. Good option.

This is not a good option because I will be fucked with child support

2: She may say "Fine, ill have an abortion" and never talk to you again. Neutral option.

This is all well and fine, but I still need to pay money I don't have for her abortion

3: She may say "Dont worry, I will work and make the money to raise this child" In this scenario, you have two options.

Stop right there: a woman will not work to pay for her child when legally she can screw her male over.

4: She may avoid this all together, which is the worst possible scenario because that means she wants the baby and wants you to be the money man/feeder/take care of the baby while she goes and messes with her freinds.

This is probably the most realistic scenario

If this does not work or is not a good suggestion for you, try and see whos father the baby is and ask if she has slept with any other men recently. If it is the case, you may be in the green.

She said just me. Even so, if I do decide to play the "Is it mine?" card there's still the ever present "It is mine." card.

If all else fails, you have to figure a way to get 400$ and pop the pill in her drink while shes not looking.

Its up to you though, and your the only one who can stop it.

I'm really torn. She refuses the pill, but if I try to sneak it and she finds out what if I'm convicted of murder?

ALSO: Guy posting poems, you are not cool.

At 12/17/10 04:40 PM, SirCannabisClock wrote: Have fun being the "Nice Guy" archetype

HE'S A NICE GUY
how ya doin
HE'S A NICE GUY
Good to see you
HE'S A NICE GUY
How ya momma and nem'

Mr. Niceguy relationship advice guy
Liked on the vices priceless smile
Look at the eyes got the look of a survivor
Husband, father
Dissed by Eminem but did it bother him (yup)
But he classy Big Will just get another 20 mil
And walk right pass E.
I'ma nice guy why ya'll harassing me, huh
On the radio they be over exaggerating
So blahzay with they lies
They be aggravating me, agitating me
But they waiting and hating me
They be making me crazy but I be taking it patiently
People be messing with me testing me F.ing wit me
I wanna send a message to them
Teach em a lesson quickly
Publicly addressing me, disrespecting me heavily
They better be lucky the way my blessings effected me
But aaaaaaaaaaaaah, Calm down Willy
You don't wanna go drop the bomb now Willy
Keep a nice flow for your mom down in Philly
On the news you go if you blow and act silly, you know

HE'S A NICE GUY
(how you doin)
HE'S A NICE GUY
(good to see you)
HE'S A NICE GUY
Sometimes ya'll mistake nice for soft
So before I go off I just
RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA

Will's a nice guy, why he's so nice
I'd let him date my daughter
Like he was a white guy
He's not like the rest, he's a private flight guy
Why if I were gay on Friday night I'd
Larry Elder (uncle Tom)
You lucky I didn't make you the whole damn rhyme
Wendy Williams, you don't know me
I'm not your punching bag
You gon blow me up girl you better leave me alone
Before I buy your radio station and send you home
Yo this is a warning shot over the bawl
Truth be told this ain't my style
You gotta understand some stuff a man can't allow
You better chill before you climb a tree you can't get down

Ok, people dissing Will sat on a wall
People dissing Will had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put none of their careers together again
You get it

HE'S A NICE GUY
(how you doin)
HE'S A NICE GUY
(good to see you)
HE'S A NICE GUY
Sometimes ya'll mistake nice for soft
So before I go off I just
RA RA RA RA RA RA RA RA

Tell you girlfriend the truth, and that your sorry for cheating.
No matter what her response is, help raise the kid and try to be a good dad.
Good luck.

Screw all these lame responses, punch that bitch in the womb as hard as possible.

It happens dude, rather misfortuneate...but it does happen. Regardless of how you go about it, you're going to look like a two timing, irresponsible arse. So, come clean to both girls and man up to your actions...or flee to thailand.

Gawd you idiot's these days.

At 12/17/10 05:18 PM, JaY11 wrote: Screw all these lame responses, punch that bitch in the womb as hard as possible.

That is insensitive and furthermore, made unfunny by 4chan and falcon punch.

At 12/17/10 05:14 PM, Colemanation wrote: Alright, first off we need pictures of the sexual intercourse to see what positions you were in. Next we need pictures of your gf naked and the girl you slept with naked to see if it was worth it or not.

no