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weapon of choice vs. Pico

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I know i'm late on Pico day

but if you were shotting up your school and pico came along to stop you what would you want to get him out of your way.

we know telekenisis, katanas with night vision, and giant aliens won't stop him

what would you try?

Response to weapon of choice vs. Pico May 5, 2009


my trusty 12 gauge

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At 5/5/09 01:26 AM, caraber wrote: my trusty 12 gauge

need to be more original he's got an m16 and he's Pico

he'd just shot you no question

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if im a regenarating monster with a big sword and a ak 47 i think i can defeat himn


character type:pre mature brawler procrastinating power:uber

character lvl:er0rr next lvl up : june 28 2020

attack:40/100 def:35/100

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At 5/5/09 01:36 AM, commune628 wrote: if im a regenarating monster with a big sword and a ak 47 i think i can defeat himn

much better

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I'd crush him with the moon.


Criminal.

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At 5/5/09 01:51 AM, BreIm wrote: If robot zombie mecha super jesus were to come down to earth and purge all black and asian people, what would you do?

Fuck this thread is retarded.

so are you saying robot zombie mecha super jesus is your weapon if so good choice

but wait pico's not black or asian

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Either nuke and bubble shield, or god powers.

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12 foot rusty dildo?

hey, hasn't been tried yet.

Cheating? I like to call it strategic opportunity.

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A desert eagle and a 500 swat people

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Well... let's see. Maybe the "Off switch".

to my computer that is. Always seemed to work when I get frustrated at other games.

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At 5/5/09 01:23 AM, Alamadu wrote: I know i'm late on Pico day

but if you were shotting up your school and pico came along to stop you what would you want to get him out of your way.

we know telekenisis, katanas with night vision, and giant aliens won't stop him

what would you try?

I'd take the über kids, dress them up in three piece suits, and sue his ass..


Fuck the corporate world!

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I'd use hair dye. No one should be ginger.


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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i have an another idea i can defeat him if im a regenerating teleporting super human with 2 katanas an ak 47 and a cyborg boxer with a shotgun as my side kick


character type:pre mature brawler procrastinating power:uber

character lvl:er0rr next lvl up : june 28 2020

attack:40/100 def:35/100

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Neurosyfilis.
He'll be happier that way.


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Windows, skylights and other Sunlight related orfices. TO BURN HIS PORCELIN SKIN TO DUST.

No one can escape the realities of Gingervitus, not even Pico.

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At 5/5/09 02:17 AM, Wadezilla wrote: Nothing. Cartoons can't hurt me, unlike you faggoty nerds.

ROFLOLOL YOUR SO COOL FR BEING REALISTIC.
Also, nerds? Look at how many posts you have.

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At 5/5/09 02:17 AM, Wadezilla wrote: Nothing. Cartoons can't hurt me, unlike you faggoty nerds.

yeh man us faggoty nerds can kick yo ass


Kuro - Puting the 'Kur' back in 'inkurable disease.'

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I'd nail myself to a enormous metal cross that comes out of the ground and is owned by the U.S. Government, shoot blood out of my face holes and then I'd throw an entire city at him.

That should learn his ginger ass a thing or three...

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desert eagle, SMG and shotgun. no question about it.

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At 5/5/09 08:11 AM, Curlyboy8 wrote:
At 5/5/09 02:17 AM, Wadezilla wrote: Nothing. Cartoons can't hurt me, unlike you faggoty nerds.
ROFLOLOL YOUR SO COOL FR BEING REALISTIC.
Also, nerds? Look at how many posts you have.

You know, you CAN just put your ass back where it belongs after it gets handed to you. You don't need to carry it around like that.


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agaist pico?... well its simple really... just lock all the doors in the school... dont leave any wepons around and for god sake dont leave medical herbs in open lockers!!!...

*ahem*... agaist pico i would need a magical sheild to defelect bullets... (seen as he never reloads)... then... hit him with a stick... that would kill him outright!


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Scientology. Brainwash him, then make him help me out.

At 5/5/09 08:19 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I'd nail myself to a enormous metal cross that comes out of the ground and is owned by the U.S. Government, shoot blood out of my face holes and then I'd throw an entire city at him.

That should learn his ginger ass a thing or three...

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

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At 5/5/09 07:25 AM, Podburrys wrote: Windows, skylights and other Sunlight related orfices. TO BURN HIS PORCELIN SKIN TO DUST.
No one can escape the realities of Gingervitus, not even Pico.

That is by far the best and most practical but i think Pico might be a daywalker i didn't see any frekles

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A thread full of 09 users to take the heat...

Than I'd ask him to chill out and watch Tv...cause the guy's cool.

Why all the violence?

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IstaVictoryGUN.


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At 5/5/09 06:24 AM, Gagsy wrote: I'd use hair dye. No one should be ginger.

Grrr. I like being the way I am.

Anyway, I would turn of all lights, wear an invisibility suit, use a sniper rifle from a mile back, and shoot him in the head. 5 times.

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I would get chuck norris he would beat picos to a pulp

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Let lose horde of zombies into the ventilation ducts.

Hilarity ensues.

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My weapon is quite complex, it involves

1. Duct tape
2. A chair
3. Vicks Vaporub on Pico's balls