Huge goddamned spider

[Rage]

Yes, I know we've had these threads before.

Yes, I know you've seen bigger (lol).

But fuck my life if I go down to the basement to pick up some frozen dinners when one of these bastards stands in my way.

Of course, I did what any real man would do. I screamed like a girl and got the hell out of there. But then I knew this spider had its place on the BBS, so I captured it, put it in a plastic container, and took some closeup shots. It's all in the "Oh snap!" spirit of things.

Oh, and how should I get rid of it?

[Tancrisism]

A nice sautée would do.

[Rig]

Kill it with fire. That thing's a beast.

[Wrinkles]

It's all hairy and shit. You should just leave it trapped until it starves to death.

That's the humane thing to do.

[Rage]

This thing is literally trying to leap out of the container and kill me, guys. I'm seriously sticking my neck out here to get these shots.

[SatanBrain]

why eat frozen dinners when you can eat spiders?

[BrainlessDan]

At 5/1/09 01:09 AM, Rig wrote: Kill it with fire. That thing's a beast.

I agree light that nasty bastard on fire.

[galatea1]

That's a wolf spider. Turn it loose in your yard. they are very beneficial. Plus, the mama spiders are very protective of their young...they carry the eeg sac in their mouths everywhere they go; and when the spiderlings hatch, they hitch a ride on mama's back until they get too big. It's really cool.

[War-Bear]

Bribe him with the quarter, then make him leave.

[Krbyfan1]

Forget about you and the spider. What about the poor quarter!?

[galatea1]

At 5/1/09 01:11 AM, galatea1 wrote: That's a wolf spider. Turn it loose in your yard. they are very beneficial. Plus, the mama spiders are very protective of their young...they carry the eeg sac in their mouths everywhere they go; and when the spiderlings hatch, they hitch a ride on mama's back until they get too big. It's really cool.

Apparantly, this thread has destroyed my ability to post.

[mariomusicmaker1]

Quoter torture!!!

[BrainlessDan]

At 5/1/09 01:12 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote: Forget about you and the spider. What about the poor quarter!?

Yes, poor George Washington don't deserve that!!!!

Noooooo damn it the spider ate george!

[slowz]

Ha? Spider? Thats not a spider. Now this is a Spider!

[BrainlessDan]

Damn it, now I'm going to think spider are crawling on me.

I'm paranoid when it comes to spiders.

[galatea1]

At 5/1/09 01:14 AM, slowz wrote: Ha? Spider? Thats not a spider. Now this is a Spider!

Look at all the little babies!!! So cute!!!

[slowz]

At 5/1/09 01:17 AM, galatea1 wrote:

At 5/1/09 01:14 AM, slowz wrote: Ha? Spider? Thats not a spider. Now this is a Spider!

Look at all the little babies!!! So cute!!!

So cute and just ready to fucking jump all over you and kill you. Seriously, imagine waking up with those things above you. Just spewing out and like jumping all over you.

[carlosbarn]

At 5/1/09 01:10 AM, RageVI wrote: This thing is literally trying to leap out of the container and kill me, guys. I'm seriously sticking my neck out here to get these shots.

I third burning the spider. You get to hear it make wonderful noises.

[Rage]

Obligatory close up

[Tancrisism]

At 5/1/09 01:21 AM, RageVI wrote: Obligatory close up

It's got a perdy mouth.

[Wrinkles]

At 5/1/09 01:21 AM, RageVI wrote: Obligatory close up

It's eyes are piercing into my fuckin' soul, man.

Trippy shit.

[Deadchick]

At 5/1/09 01:21 AM, RageVI wrote: Obligatory close up

Looks like a nice spider from close up. Wonder if it will make a nice crunch when you stomp on it : P

[36Holla]

At 5/1/09 01:21 AM, RageVI wrote: Obligatory close up

D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw! So cute!

Either name it Steve or stomp it into a messy pulp.

[JoeyRamone]

Spider Lvl. 1

Ack!

[Minion777]

What state quarter is that?

[Exodus-O9]

Gasoline+Box of matches on fire
Or
Curb stomp dat bitch

[galatea1]

At 5/1/09 01:19 AM, slowz wrote:

So cute and just ready to fucking jump all over you and kill you. Seriously, imagine waking up with those things above you. Just spewing out and like jumping all over you.

C'est moi

[Rage]

Another shot.

I'm about done with this thing. I think I've decided on its fate, too. I have a can of compressed air, which I will turn upside down to instantly freeze this mofo. It's only the most human (fun) thing to do.

[Wuggawoot]

Im seconding the microwaving, but only if the quarter is in there aswell.

Oh, also, the pic with all the spiders up there has been posted on these forums. By me. And even then, I had copied it from some other place, which was a photoshop thread. They don't have shadows.

[Tancrisism]

At 5/1/09 01:31 AM, RageVI wrote: Another shot.

I'm about done with this thing. I think I've decided on its fate, too. I have a can of compressed air, which I will turn upside down to instantly freeze this mofo. It's only the most human (fun) thing to do.

Let's have some shots of that too, eh?