I feel so proud this has made 3 pages..
HURRAH!

I know, they ruined the Simpsons lately. WTF happened?

At 2/18/09 08:58 AM, TheTrooper5 wrote:

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer accidently shoots and kills the mayor
()Marge meets a man who is a webmaster and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Tom Fulp
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a adult store manager
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save gay rights
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by flashing her

So ded i do it rite lol

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer is a dumb fuck
()Marge meets a man who is a disabled child rapist and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Steven Hawking
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a porn star
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save Apu from being deported back to India
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by being a DUMBER fuck

THE END

Marge and Homer split up because Homer planned 9/11
Marge meets a man who is a terrorist and forms a bond with him
The man is voiced by guest star Osama Bin Ladin
SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a arms dealer
SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save the world but fails
In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by nuking washington.

meh

At 2/18/09 07:09 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: (V) Marge and Homer split up because Homer plays his new Xbox 360 too much (Halo? CoD? Burnout?)

(V) Marge meets a man who is a player for the New England Patriots and forms a bond with him

(V)The man is voiced by guest star Stephen Gotskowski

(V)SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a paper boy

(V)SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save money for college but blows it on saxophone repairs after Bart runs over it on his bike delivering papers.

(V)In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by beating Stephen Gotskowski in a place kicking contest

Shit get me to 20th Century Fox.

Lol this is the best one yet I wanna see this one Groenings son better see his post this will be the best episode ever

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer Gave the pope a heart attack
()Marge meets a man who is a Irish catholic and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Mike Meyers
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a fast food worker
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save abortion clinics
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by showing his faith

I think this this is great thread but with your question, l have an answer:

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Nahhhhh, not really, l am just bored and got nothing to do, so l made a staircase of quotes.

Nahhhhh, not really, l am just bored and got nothing to do, so l made a staircase of quotes.

Well done, go write about it on facebook and gtfo.

Marge and Homer split up because Homer shoved a hamster up his arse
Marge meets a man who is a member of U2(lulz fail) and forms a bond with him
The man is voiced by guest star carrot top
Bart gets a job as a gigolo
Lisa attempts to save money on birth control pills by falling down the stairs
In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by participating in the next meat spin video

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer is having an affair with Patty and Selma
()Marge meets a man who is a a hitman and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Bruce Campbell
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as Millhouse's rent boy.
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save Millhouse's rent boy orphanage.
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by...he doesn't...she realises what a complete tool he is.

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer broke the TV by trying to make love to it.
()Marge meets a man who is Phil Collins and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Gilbert godfried
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a Lawyer and brings the family to succsess.
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save lives by becoming a Doctor.
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by doing absolutly nothing.

A lot of Phil Collins references around.
Yay?

At 2/19/09 01:39 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: A lot of Phil Collins references around.
Yay?

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer can't dance.
()Marge meets a man who has the invisible touch and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Phil Collins
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a pastor and claims "jesus he knows me"
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save the land of confusion
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by felling it calling in the air tonight

guess all the songs i refrenced, go ahead.

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer didn't lose her number
()Marge meets a man who has blisters on the soles of his feet and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Phil Collins
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as Ssudio
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save somebody who got lost on the way to heaven
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by going against all odds

:P

At 2/18/09 08:58 AM, TheTrooper5 wrote: Recent episodes here, not the older classics.
Basically, just fill in the blanks.

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer bought Newgrounds against her will
()Marge meets a man who is actually a pornstar and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Andy Dick
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a personal assistent to principal Skinner
)SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save Bart with blackmailling Skinner, who has a deep secret.
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by giving Newgrounds away for alot of money, but in the end they have the same amount as in the beginning of the episode.

THE END

Enjoy...

I'm suprised a lot of people are actually writing coherant episodes aswell, instead of wacky OTT ones.

New one then!

()Homer gets a job as a______
()Marge disaproves of it because_______
()Homer's boss is voiced by_______
()Sub plot A. Bart and millhouse discover a________
()Sub plot B. Lisa becomes friends with a________
()Flander and Marge attempt to stop Homer's job by_______
()Homer quits at the end because____________

()Homer gets a job as a Graphic Design Consultant at an Ad Company because of his encyclopedic knowledge of waht the average man likes.
()Marge disaproves of it because it endorses over-indulgence on Beer, potato chips and praying to Satan or something stupid like that.
()Homer's boss is voiced by John C. McGinley
()Sub plot A. Bart and millhouse discover a box of old sweat rags in the attic, they both get ringworm.
()Sub plot B. Lisa becomes friends with a disabled guinea pig.
()Flander and Marge attempt to stop Homer's job by complaining about the ads the company was cranking out to Time Magazine (their biggest ad space) or some shit like that.
()Homer quits at the end because John McGinley enlongiates a few too many syllables while screaming at Marge, upsetting Homer...

See, I actually tried on that one...

Homer gets a job as a Mafia Hitman
Marge disaproves of it because his hits include such high value targets as Senators, Congress men, and Krusty the Clown.
Homer's boss is voiced by Betty White
Sub plot A. Bart and millhouse discover a dead rotting courpse behind the school and preform a CSI-style Autotopsy on it with Lisa's help.
Sub plot B. Lisa becomes friends with a Necromancer who revives the bodie and reveals that Skinner killed him.
Flander and Marge attempt to stop Homer's job by selling weapons to a rival Mafia Family
Homer quits at the end because his Mafia Branch is dis-banded.

i'd watch that, could be an actual halloween episode.

(X)Homer gets a job as a as a song writer for Reel Big Fish
(X)Marge disaproves of it because his lyrics contain inapproprite themes and anti-goverment political messages.
(X)Homer's boss is voiced by and is portrayed as Aaron Barrett
()Sub plot A. Bart and millhouse discover a frozen turd from 1000 years ago
()Sub plot B. Lisa becomes friends with a Tree, thats the end of her story.
()Flander and Marge attempt to stop Homer's job by protesting them at every concert, but fail.
()Homer quits at the end because he feels that he cannot live up to his potenitial as a writer for a band that is often tounge-and-cheek.

At 2/19/09 05:20 PM, TheD-LucksEdition wrote: () Marge and Homer split up because Homer's tits were bigger than Marge's.

I lol'd....a lot. Epic.

()Homer gets a job as a Voice actor

()Marge disaproves of it because she breaks the fourth wall and says he's already a cartoon

()Homer's boss is voiced by the guy who voiced Kagato

()Sub plot A. Bart and millhouse discover an old El Camino

()Sub plot B. Lisa becomes friends with a murderer

()Flander and Marge attempt to stop Homer's job by selling the rights to Funimation

()Homer quits at the end because Funimation sucks.

()Homer gets a job as a Gaint Robot Pilot
()Marge disaproves of it because of the large colaterial damage done to the city from giant robot fights.
()Homer's boss is voiced by the guy who played Coop in Megas XLR
()Sub plot A. Bart and millhouse discover a broken down ruined house foreclosed on by the credit crisis and make it their new club house.
()Sub plot B. Lisa becomes friends with the former owner of that house, who's new house is stomped on by Homer's Giant Robot.
()Flander and Marge attempt to stop Homer's job by fogging up the Giant Robot's windows, leading Flanders to get stomped on.
()Homer quits at the end because the readioactivity from the Giant Robot is effecting his seed count.

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer jizzed on her cereal
()Marge meets a man who is a child rapist and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Micheal Jackson
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a hooker
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save her virginity
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by licking her out.

Marge and Homer split up because Homer

is gay

Marge meets a man who is a

gay

and forms a bond with him
The man is voiced by guest star

who is gay

SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a

gay

SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save

gays

()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by

acting gay

THE END

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer was caught slapping dicks with Lenny.
()Marge meets a man who is a heterosexual and forms a bond with him.
()The man is voiced by guest star Hitler.
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a Strip joint manager.
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save all the bunnies in the second Holocaust.
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by sucking her dick.

THE END.

that was fun.

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer Raped tod flanders
()Marge meets a man who is a door to door door salesman and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star jimmy savvle
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a penis model
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save herself from getting a dick in her by a sweaty 34 year old man called ey---------
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by forcing her

I just watched the newest HD episode of the Simpsons last night in which Homer looked back in time, haven't the Simpsons had enough flash-back episodes already?

It's funny because it's true!

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer had a sexual affair with Grampa.
()Marge meets a man who is a pedophile and masturbates while he fucks Milhouse.
()The man is voiced by guest star Rick Astley.
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a condom salesman.
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save her vagina but is raped by Milhouse and his horny dad.
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by raping Bart and Lisa.

THE END

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