() Marge and Homer split up because Homer grew a brain cell.
()Marge meets a man who is another idiot and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Ninja
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a fuck it i hive up.
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save ____________
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by _____________
Write an episode of The Simpsons
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At 2/20/09 10:03 AM, kRaZyAzN wrote: It's funny because it's true!
YEAH BOIII!!!!!
I HEAR DAT!!!
Kudos :D
()Homer gets a job as a Heavy Weapons guy
()Marge disaproves of it because shes friend's with a Scout.
()Homer's boss is voiced by a Demoman
()Sub plot A. Bart and millhouse discover a dead Medic
()Sub plot B. Lisa becomes friends with a Sniper
()Flander and Marge attempt to stop Homer's job by enlisting the help of an Enginier
()Homer quits at the end because HE'S A SPY!
i've never played this game.
"Guns don't kill people, the government does."
- Dale Gribble
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i've never played this game.
Certainly not. :P
Keep it up, this thread is dying...which makes me sad inside.
At 2/18/09 08:58 AM, TheTrooper5 wrote: Recent episodes here, not the older classics.
Basically, just fill in the blanks.
() Marge and Homer split up because Homer _______________
Does something reckless and or stupid
()Marge meets a man who is a _______________ and forms a bond with him
Cannibal
()The man is voiced by guest star _________________
Hilary Clinton
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a ____________
A clown... or something
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save ____________
The universe
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by _____________
By appealing to her sensitive side (Like every episode)
THE END
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At 2/18/09 08:58 AM, TheTrooper5 wrote: Recent episodes here, not the older classics.
Basically, just fill in the blanks.
Not very recent, its been shit since the 14th season.
At 2/20/09 10:33 AM, ilikegames12 wrote: () Marge and Homer split up because Homer had a sexual affair with Grampa.
you weird incest man child! xD
I'm scared of you
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() Marge and Homer split up because Homer shits
()Marge meets a man who is a shit and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Anus McAnus
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a shit cleaner
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save natural shit
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by shitting
Am I doing it right?
() Marge and Homer split up because Homer eats an insanity pepper
()Marge meets a man who is a criminal and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Ron Jeremey
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job at a Burlesque house
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save the planet
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by filing for divorce, then proposing 3 hours later.
THE END
Enjoy...
Fool me once...shame on you. Fool me twice...no one will ever find your body.
I kill threads.
()Homer gets a job as selling used Catapults
()Marge disaproves of it because children could easily buy one.
()Homer's boss is voiced by Matt damon
()Flander and Marge attempt to stop Homer's job by protesting the sale of dangerous medivial weapons to minors.
()Homer quits at the end because Marge's Portests succeed and kids were the best buyers, which later leaves springfield in total chaos.
"Guns don't kill people, the government does."
- Dale Gribble
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Marge and Homer split up because Homer messed up for the 5000th time
()Marge meets a man who is a burly lumberjack, in touch with his feelings and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star clay akien
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a store clerk
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save a defenceless animal from being futher abused
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by getting some washed up soft rock artist to sing a song for her
classic simpson....
The power of pigbot compels you
At 2/20/09 10:38 AM, killerhatch wrote: () Marge and Homer split up because Homer grew a brain cell.
()Marge meets a man who is another idiot and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Ninja
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a fuck it i hive up.
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save ____________
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by _____________
killerhatch you're an asshole and you didn't even fill in the blanks. I hope you learn from this elegantly made and perfected post and quote. Also- GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Or how about the day Bart goes on NG, joins the RR, and makes bad flashes??
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At 2/18/09 08:58 AM, TheTrooper5 wrote: Recent episodes here, not the older classics.
Basically, just fill in the blanks.
() Marge and Homer split up because Homer is no longer a drunk and useless husband
()Marge meets a man who is a Marriage Counsellor who prays on vulnarble women and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Sir Anthony Hopkins
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a Marriage Counsellor
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save the show's falling integrety, and fails
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by become a useless drunk once more
THE END
Enjoy...
Don't forget the cartoon sound effects, add 3D shadowing to everything and skirt around politically correct issues, slowly turning the show into a crappy family show.
() Marge and Homer split up because Homer got drunk
()Marge meets a man who is a gay porn star and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Perez Hilton
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a professional skater
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save Earth
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by climbing a mountain.
() Marge and Homer split up because Homer really was Tom Fulp.
()Marge meets a man who is a cadny stealer and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Stephen William Hawking.
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a gloryhole tester.
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save Mr. Flanders from his enraged boys that are trying to rape him and rub their dicks on his stuffy moustache.
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by ejaculating in her hair while belching at Bedn.
At 2/18/09 06:34 PM, JaY11 wrote:
() Marge and Homer split up because Homer dumped shit into a lake
()Marge meets a man who is Mr. Burns and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Rick James
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a exorcist
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save the whales
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by preventing the EPA from blowing up Springville
THE END
yeah I know weird.
() Marge and Homer split up because Homer gets the AIDS virus from a stripper
()Marge meets a man who is a black guy and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Barack Obama
()SUB PLOT A: Bart gets a job as a Jizz-mopper
()SUB PLOT B: Lisa attempts to save Maggie from jail, but both are gunned down by Police.
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by infecting her and Barack Obama with AIDS and they all have a threesome.
THE END
At 6/6/09 05:49 PM, Sysko wrote:
THE END
Haha nice one, I love that Lisa was shot.
you could write anyhting and it would be better then what the simpsons produce that show sucks alot. i never watch it and the moive also suck. its like king of the hill boring and not funny.
my epsiode would be
LETS CANCLE SIMSONS BC IT SUCKS.
At 6/6/09 05:50 PM, Xurch wrote:At 6/6/09 05:49 PM, Sysko wrote:THE ENDHaha nice one, I love that Lisa was shot.
thanks dude
Lil Nas X is stranded in Springfield due to his gay black Satanic limousine breaking down. Homer lets him stay at the Simpson homestead while his gay black satanic limo is at the shop. Lisa and Nas X become friends and the Springfield residents think he's going to turn her into gay black Satan worshipper and try to run him out of town, leading to a wacky musical chase scene.
Meanwhile Bart and Homer decide to start a father-son rockband using the recording equipment Nas X left them with. Everyone loves their music until a nutjob uncovers hidden gay father-son incest themes within the lyrics. The crazy weirdos of Springfield chase them around town to a wacky musical chase scene.
The two mobs chase them into the Springfield waste dump and Lil Nas X sacrifices himself to save the family, and the Springfield residents realize that Nas wasn't an evil demon after all. The epilogue shows him usurping Satan in hell.
Whoever necrobumped this thread, I had sex with your mother last night.
At 6/11/21 12:23 PM, GraTim wrote: You misinterpreted the thread lol
I thought that was just an option in case you couldn't come up with something on your own.
() Marge and Homer split up because Homer takes out a second mortgage to fund his music career
()Marge meets a man who is a gay black Satanist and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Lil Nas X
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a shill for Homer's music career
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save gay black Satan from some being chased out of Springfield by raging homophobic racist Christian extremists
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by collaborating with gay black Satan to make a heartfelt apology song. It's a raving success and it pays off the second mortgage instantly.
THE END
() Marge and Homer split up because Homer shaved his beard and took a JK home.
()Marge meets a man who is an Isekai Hero and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Aoi Yuki.
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a Cuties backup dancer.
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save a goblin.
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by bloody murder and polygamy.
() Marge and Homer split up because Homer lost a rap battle to a dount monster
()Marge meets a man who is a master swordsman and g0d of teh pr0tal and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Piconjo
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a janitor, somewhere in Nevada.
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save LegendaryFrog from getting served in the school cafeteria
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by bringing Piconjo to the Nuclear Power Plant
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!
