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Reviews for "SS - Keys of our Past"

Uhm, good try?

('information' aside) The animation was pretty crappy. It was more of a slideshow that was timed with your voice (so, claps for that :)) But uh, the 'information' you showed is an opinion based on 'facts. (A theory (Again, claps)) You should probably state that it's a theory, because it's like wrong? to say that it's factual. For example, I think that 2012 is going to destroy everything due to the magnetic poles swapping, therefore throwing out of wack, again just a theory.

I'm disappointed in you.

RiverJordan responds:

The magnetic poles will swap, it's part of where were going with this.

wow are you eating paintchips?

Excuse me uhh, psycho, can I call you that? Do you have any physical and actual proof or is this mythology about reptilian overlords and space dolphins. Heres what I think, THis is like some exportable troll attempt and were all being fooled or you need to seek actual help. Also may 22nd if this magical reptilian release day. quickly everyone, engage in gay sex its the only defense to stoping them, the Gay - chi will protect you against there Magic Barrier and you can get 10 EXP and level up your mage. still not enough mana though, gonna need more healthpotion

10/10 5/5

RiverJordan responds:

Well, the best way is to lead by example! So get started on that gay sex, show the world, and we'll be right behind ya buddy :D

Plagiarism...

This is a complete ripoff of "Extra Credits" from the escapist magazine, by James Portnow and Daniel Floyd. These people worked to get where they are and are actually paid to present their weekly findings. (under no circumstances, am I promoting them)

The visual style, shrill voice, setup, and the podium-stature nearly mirror their muse. To ad insult to injury, you defile one vital factor you try so hard to emulate, logic. This was not only the most insincere form of flattery, but a mockery of it's origin. If you happen to be one the those people I list, then forgive me. If there is evidence to the contrary, then hand in your abrupt resignation to the everything you partake, because this entire series only contributes to the accumulated digital amalgam of FAIL present to the infrastructure of "interwebz!"

On the other hand, the presentation still held up to basic standards. Though, at times some of the points harbored no credible validity. Therefore, you earn one star -- take it as personal platitude.

Good day, sir!

RiverJordan responds:

Nah man, you're seeing the negative side of all this! I was so inspired by extra credits that i decided to make my own series of presentations based on what i'm passionate about, which is this stuff. Who cares if it looks the same, the material is different, and that's what's important. Why does it matter if i'm not paid to make this series? Money isn't everything.

Pff

Here i thought i was going to watch an animation, Not a bunch of baised, inaccurate statments in the form of a slideshow trying to further an agenda.

RiverJordan responds:

Pft, you got neither of those things!

Nonsense.

What the hell you've been smoking?