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Hey all of you Anal Tastic, Transexuals I'm a Cock Lover looking for a Cock Gobbler night out with you! I love to Fuck and I play Baseball. I hope you're a Boner Blaster person cause we would be Blowing alll night long. We would do it like Mr Pinky Dick and Miss Fat Flaps after a night of Diet Cokes. If you're not Salty Ball Nompher and ready to Suck then don't bother.
That's very, creative, I suppose this is what happens when you let people choose :p
We glad you liked it, thanks.
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Hey all of you badass, assholes I'm a bitch looking for a motherfucker night out with you! I love to fuck and I play Jumping on cock. I hope you're a bad person cause we would be fucking alll night long. We would do it like JUSTIN BEIBER and SEXY BOY after a night of cocks. If you're not slow and ready to blowjob then don't bother.
(sry for bad language)
lol, glad you liked it anyway.
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Hey all of you large, Males I'm a Female looking for a communist night out with you! I love to procrastinate and I play cricket. I hope you're a medium rare person cause we would be rubbing alll night long. We would do it like your mom and your dad after a night of hiness. If you're not chinese and ready to derp then don't bother.
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Please man, make more! I want more!!!
One day, Igor got lost en route to Hawaii and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely Interesting man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing Philippines (i lol'd here), and listing his instructions.
'You take a left after' 666 yards, go past the Beer bottle (rofl'd) - be careful it's a bit Demonic on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 50 meters until you come across the Kitten sanctuary (roflmao!). Be careful there, they tend to get pretty nasty at this time of night.
With that, Igor tipped Chef's hat to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his Portal Gun ( :D ). As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled Funny and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact Osama Bin Laden! (roflzormao!) What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out! (wt... i want ending! aaaah!)
lol, more should be coming!
Wutlol!
Hey all of you sweaty, Dicks I'm a fart looking for a grimy night out with you! I love to had sex and I play swimming. I hope you're a bloody person cause we would be farting alll night long. We would do it like Britney Spears and Ashton Kutcher after a night of Cokes. If you're not fecal matter and ready to ran then don't bother.
Well, uh, ok